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· Nov 24
Part 4 (final) in a series on the occult grammar of communication: Conflict Between Neurotypes
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Hey, best friends. I have a JavaScript puzzle for you.
Consider this:
function (p, onSuccess, onError) {
// call onSuccess on resolve
// call onError on reject
// do not modify unhandledrejection behavior
// return p, not a wrapper promise
}
Is it possible? How?
Consider this:
function (p, onSuccess, onError) {
// call onSuccess on resolve
// call onError on reject
// do not modify unhandledrejection behavior
// return p, not a wrapper promise
}
Is it possible? How?
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Hey, best friends. I have a JavaScript puzzle for you.
Consider this:
function (p, onSuccess, onError) {
// call onSuccess on resolve
// call onError on reject
// do not modify unhandledrejection behavior
// return p, not a wrapper promise
}
Is it possible? How?
Consider this:
function (p, onSuccess, onError) {
// call onSuccess on resolve
// call onError on reject
// do not modify unhandledrejection behavior
// return p, not a wrapper promise
}
Is it possible? How?
One thing they tell you, but most founders convince themselves won't apply to them, is that when a big company buys your startup, they WILL fuck it up. Maybe not right away, not while you're still there. But it's not yours anymore, and big companies are in the business of fucking things up.
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
One thing they tell you, but most founders convince themselves won't apply to them, is that when a big company buys your startup, they WILL fuck it up. Maybe not right away, not while you're still there. But it's not yours anymore, and big companies are in the business of fucking things up.
What’s the difference between a rigid social class of people trapped in wage slavery, and a magic spell that’s created while riding on waves at the beach?
One is a serf caste and the other is a surf cast.
One is a serf caste and the other is a surf cast.
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
What’s the difference between a rigid social class of people trapped in wage slavery, and a magic spell that’s created while riding on waves at the beach?
One is a serf caste and the other is a surf cast.
One is a serf caste and the other is a surf cast.
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something you learn about open source when you work on a sufficiently large project is that you *shouldn't* welcome all PRs
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
something you learn about open source when you work on a sufficiently large project is that you *shouldn't* welcome all PRs
What is the impulse that drives wealthy and highly educated investors and executives to not just fuck up by giving ai the keys to the kingdom, but double down and bare their whole proverbial ass by disclosing every increasingly moronic decision that led to the extremely predictable failure?
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
What is the impulse that drives wealthy and highly educated investors and executives to not just fuck up by giving ai the keys to the kingdom, but double down and bare their whole proverbial ass by disclosing every increasingly moronic decision that led to the extremely predictable failure?
Ever notice how people who worry if there's something it's like to be ai, if the ai doesn't like working for us, etc, are often perfectly willing to object to ubi because it'll remove any incentive to work?
Like, my guy, maybe don't worry about the toaster being conscious while I'm right here.
Like, my guy, maybe don't worry about the toaster being conscious while I'm right here.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Ever notice how people who worry if there's something it's like to be ai, if the ai doesn't like working for us, etc, are often perfectly willing to object to ubi because it'll remove any incentive to work?
Like, my guy, maybe don't worry about the toaster being conscious while I'm right here.
Like, my guy, maybe don't worry about the toaster being conscious while I'm right here.
ADAB
All
Drivers
Are
Bad
When driving a car, you are morally compromised.
It makes you, at least temporarily, impatient, rageful, distracted, entitled, and petty, all while in control of a device that can kill instantly and accidentally, in a legal environment that largely protects drivers.
All
Drivers
Are
Bad
When driving a car, you are morally compromised.
It makes you, at least temporarily, impatient, rageful, distracted, entitled, and petty, all while in control of a device that can kill instantly and accidentally, in a legal environment that largely protects drivers.
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
ADAB
All
Drivers
Are
Bad
When driving a car, you are morally compromised.
It makes you, at least temporarily, impatient, rageful, distracted, entitled, and petty, all while in control of a device that can kill instantly and accidentally, in a legal environment that largely protects drivers.
All
Drivers
Are
Bad
When driving a car, you are morally compromised.
It makes you, at least temporarily, impatient, rageful, distracted, entitled, and petty, all while in control of a device that can kill instantly and accidentally, in a legal environment that largely protects drivers.
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Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
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(takes enormous bong rip, exhales coughing)
OKokok but but but... what if... we GOT RID of all the BAD people?
(you realize with horror that the bong is packed with fascism)
OKokok but but but... what if... we GOT RID of all the BAD people?
(you realize with horror that the bong is packed with fascism)
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 PM
(takes enormous bong rip, exhales coughing)
OKokok but but but... what if... we GOT RID of all the BAD people?
(you realize with horror that the bong is packed with fascism)
OKokok but but but... what if... we GOT RID of all the BAD people?
(you realize with horror that the bong is packed with fascism)
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Somebody should invent a way of distributing labor and resources that doesn't rely on networks of trust which can be compromised by bad actors.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Somebody should invent a way of distributing labor and resources that doesn't rely on networks of trust which can be compromised by bad actors.
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Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
All these ghouls should be fed alive to ants.
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
All these ghouls should be fed alive to ants.
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I think my most embarrassingly vulgar marxist belief is that I think, on some level, "in order to keep capitalism steady, we need more people to be more evil" is at the root of why actual cosplaying nazis are everywhere now and anti-wokeness is establishment policy
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I think my most embarrassingly vulgar marxist belief is that I think, on some level, "in order to keep capitalism steady, we need more people to be more evil" is at the root of why actual cosplaying nazis are everywhere now and anti-wokeness is establishment policy
Fun fact! The "child" decades go from birth to your 30th birthday.
0-10: baby child
10-20: competent child
20s: expert child
30s: baby adult
40s: competent adult
50s: expert adult
60s: baby old
70s: competent old
80s: expert old
90s: bonus round
100s: bonus round 2
0-10: baby child
10-20: competent child
20s: expert child
30s: baby adult
40s: competent adult
50s: expert adult
60s: baby old
70s: competent old
80s: expert old
90s: bonus round
100s: bonus round 2
I am once again compelled to share this video
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Fun fact! The "child" decades go from birth to your 30th birthday.
0-10: baby child
10-20: competent child
20s: expert child
30s: baby adult
40s: competent adult
50s: expert adult
60s: baby old
70s: competent old
80s: expert old
90s: bonus round
100s: bonus round 2
0-10: baby child
10-20: competent child
20s: expert child
30s: baby adult
40s: competent adult
50s: expert adult
60s: baby old
70s: competent old
80s: expert old
90s: bonus round
100s: bonus round 2
It's common to say of one's enemies experiencing misfortune "of course I don't wish death on anyone" as a sort of moral flex, but fuck that. I hope he dies, I hope it hurts, aI hope it's slow, and I hope he's fully aware and terrified the whole time he's being erased at long last from this universe.
Sen. Mitch McConnell checked himself into a local hospital “in an abundance of caution” after experiencing “flu-like symptoms,” a spokesperson said
McConnell hospitalized
Live updates and analysis from POLITICO’s Congress team.
www.politico.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It's common to say of one's enemies experiencing misfortune "of course I don't wish death on anyone" as a sort of moral flex, but fuck that. I hope he dies, I hope it hurts, aI hope it's slow, and I hope he's fully aware and terrified the whole time he's being erased at long last from this universe.
My rage at the right wing in this country is cold and dark. It is a small comfort, but a comfort I take nonetheless, that every one of the self-deluded "good people" will one day face what they have supported, and if the end of the Third Reich is any indication, many will kill themselves in shame.
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
My rage at the right wing in this country is cold and dark. It is a small comfort, but a comfort I take nonetheless, that every one of the self-deluded "good people" will one day face what they have supported, and if the end of the Third Reich is any indication, many will kill themselves in shame.
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People have been shouting for years that no one should be a billionaire, that wealth on that level is personally poison and societally catastrophic, and now we have millions of terribly written emails demonstrating in the clearest terms that every one of those shouts was impossibly correct.
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
People have been shouting for years that no one should be a billionaire, that wealth on that level is personally poison and societally catastrophic, and now we have millions of terribly written emails demonstrating in the clearest terms that every one of those shouts was impossibly correct.
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
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was that not already banned
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
was that not already banned
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Fun fact: the Agaricus bisporus is *the* domesticated mushroom.
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
Agaricus bisporus - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Fun fact: the Agaricus bisporus is *the* domesticated mushroom.
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
As a baby mushroom you know it as the cheap white button mushroom, as a kid mushroom it's called a cremini, as an adult it's called a portabella.
Same mushroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agaricu...
I tried to write a reply on Reddit, but it didn't wanna accept this many characters, so I put it on my blog instead. blog.izs.me/2026/01/i-am...
I am not my Autism. Am I? Well drat...
Writing and Stuff from Isaac Z. Schlueter
blog.izs.me
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I tried to write a reply on Reddit, but it didn't wanna accept this many characters, so I put it on my blog instead. blog.izs.me/2026/01/i-am...
Coviet Coviet Coviet Pussia
January 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Coviet Coviet Coviet Pussia