Laurie Voss
@seldo.com
Head of Developer Relations at Arize. Previously: LlamaIndex, Netlify, co-founded npm, awe.sm, started lgbtq.technology. Married to @jovo.design. He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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I'm not getting takeout, I'm "vibe cooking".
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm not getting takeout, I'm "vibe cooking".
Graeme Hall Nature Sanctuary should just advertise itself as "BIRDS WILL LAND ON YOU LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS".
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Graeme Hall Nature Sanctuary should just advertise itself as "BIRDS WILL LAND ON YOU LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS".
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Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Gay hockey show finale: acceptable.
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gay hockey show finale: acceptable.
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2026 will be an exceptional year for not buying a computer.
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
2026 will be an exceptional year for not buying a computer.
If your startup is getting coverage in TechCrunch can it truly be said to still be in stealth? techcrunch.com/2025/12/23/m...
Marissa Mayer’s new startup Dazzle raises $8M led by Forerunner's Kirsten Green | TechCrunch
Mayer launched Dazzle after shuttering her photo and contact management startup Sunshine. Green’s investment suggests Dazzle is poised for the coming wave of new AI-infused consumer businesses.
techcrunch.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If your startup is getting coverage in TechCrunch can it truly be said to still be in stealth? techcrunch.com/2025/12/23/m...
Traditional Christmas vibes.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Traditional Christmas vibes.
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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We need a position that's extremely anti AI but also very anti academics making a fetish out of 19th/20th century knowledge infrastructures & practices.
December 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We need a position that's extremely anti AI but also very anti academics making a fetish out of 19th/20th century knowledge infrastructures & practices.
A distant authority
That you can't debate
Whose mysterious rules
Will decide your fate
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Santa Claus is basically god
That you can't debate
Whose mysterious rules
Will decide your fate
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Santa Claus is basically god
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A distant authority
That you can't debate
Whose mysterious rules
Will decide your fate
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Santa Claus is basically god
That you can't debate
Whose mysterious rules
Will decide your fate
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Saaaaanta Claus is basically god
Santa Claus is basically god
The magical injections that have helped me lose 45 pounds are now available in a much cheaper pill form: www.cnbc.com/2025/12/22/f...
FDA approves first GLP-1 pill for obesity from Wegovy maker Novo Nordisk
The approval gives Novo Nordisk a head start over chief rival Eli Lilly, which is racing to launch its own obesity pill.
www.cnbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The magical injections that have helped me lose 45 pounds are now available in a much cheaper pill form: www.cnbc.com/2025/12/22/f...
"Place your roll aboard in the compartment like a book on a bookshelf" conveys less than zero information. Books are taller than they are wide! You cannot place the suitcase like that!
December 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Place your roll aboard in the compartment like a book on a bookshelf" conveys less than zero information. Books are taller than they are wide! You cannot place the suitcase like that!
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
My @sunofseldo.com account is populated by me typing cheerful messages into a custom web app, one by one. Every year the app needs to be updated (to increment the year it's posting by 1) and every year this is a nightmare of "all the things that have happened to JavaScript in 1 year".
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My @sunofseldo.com account is populated by me typing cheerful messages into a custom web app, one by one. Every year the app needs to be updated (to increment the year it's posting by 1) and every year this is a nightmare of "all the things that have happened to JavaScript in 1 year".
We're back! Journey with me from the darkest day to the glorious days of summer.
It's the solstice! Day start getting longer, starting today! I know it's dark and miserable right now, but we'll get through this together.
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We're back! Journey with me from the darkest day to the glorious days of summer.
On what legal basis are we intercepting Venezuela's oil tankers? Why is there no pushback from the rest of the world? www.axios.com/2025/12/21/u...
U.S. pursuing third oil tanker as Venezuela hostilities intensify
This is the latest sign Trump wants to squeeze the Venezuela's economy.
www.axios.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
On what legal basis are we intercepting Venezuela's oil tankers? Why is there no pushback from the rest of the world? www.axios.com/2025/12/21/u...
San Francisco is largely without power; what a fuck-up.
December 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
San Francisco is largely without power; what a fuck-up.
We need to declare a worldwide moratorium on Oreo-flavored things.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We need to declare a worldwide moratorium on Oreo-flavored things.
The gay hockey show continues to deliver and I continue to watch each episode in 30 second increments.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The gay hockey show continues to deliver and I continue to watch each episode in 30 second increments.
The song Piano Man takes place in a gay bar and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The song Piano Man takes place in a gay bar and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
We should combine this week's crazy science fiction news stories and build the nuclear fusion plants in *space* and use all the power to generate Studio Ghibli knockoffs of people's cats.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We should combine this week's crazy science fiction news stories and build the nuclear fusion plants in *space* and use all the power to generate Studio Ghibli knockoffs of people's cats.
Is nuclear fusion, like, a real thing now? Is this company just selling an imaginary product? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is nuclear fusion, like, a real thing now? Is this company just selling an imaginary product? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...