Ian Gary
iangary.bsky.social
Ian Gary
@iangary.bsky.social
Anti fascist. Pro art. Booze hound. Hound hound.
You guys. Jabba the hut had Princess Leia chained up in a super sexy metal bikini and somehow society continued…

Can we stop pretending like chaining up women in sexy metal bikinis is some bizarre kink that no one thinks about all the time?
MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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From a reddit post discussing ICE moving into Charlotte
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Larry Summers (World Bank/Clinton admin/Harvard president/Obama admin) yukking it up with Jeffrey Epstein about women being dumb and society coming down too hard on perverts makes me wonder how all women are not constantly Becoming The Joker
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Our entire government is a brain hemorrhage hanging on by one clot.
Kash Patel: "Russiagate -- I lived it. I was weaponized as a victim against a weaponization, politicization of law enforcement, including at the FBI by former senior leadership there. I was the one that ran and uncovered the Russiagate hoax and conspiracy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know I’m not the first one making this observation but it’s so funny when hogs think it’s all codes and grand conspiracy with the elites and really it’s just an email thats like “famousname@biz.gov going “Yeah if you just murder all these people it’s a sound long term investment”
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This Trump guy seems like bad news.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Ernest Goes to LA Fitness
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The idea that someone would say, in a public forum "I am terrified that some Wall-E ass looking robot with no cock is more attractive to my wife than me" is just an incredible moment. Its even more incredible that I 100% know this guys opinions on everything from this one post.
“my wife left me for the male form factor robot”
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you trigger a lib on bluesky, but you can't see their tears, did you make them cry?
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Some folks are giving this the toxic label, but you gotta meet people where they're at. If this is where goofy jocks are at, I'm here for it, choice language aside.

Also, this is legit one of the funniest things I've ever read.
“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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This is what Blair’s team created together with BCG
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Gavin Newsom really posted that the best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory is by continuing his work.

Fuck you, Gavin.
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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John Roberts, citing the historic precedent of segregation in the District of Columbia, concludes that Trump can legally remove Fed Governors but only the black ones.
Trump posts a letter stating that he is removing Fed Governor Lisa Cook
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.

Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.

There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
August 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM