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Be kind. Have empathy. Be strong, but not tough.
Pinned
My dog, Stone, often demands to be held like a child and I’m here for it.
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
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December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@panoonan.bsky.social, this is just sound parenting advice.
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For. Real.
so uh, the ending to NO COUNTRY isn’t ambiguous?
What's going on on that other website?
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Kirk Cousins throwing well short of the sticks on third down is Nat King Cole doing The Christmas Song, nobody does it better
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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these cars get, in order

37 mpg
45 mpg
45 mpg

wish we could buy one here!
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Perchance.
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
🤩😍🤩
See who's back 😁💙
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah, the "essay" is more of a right wing blog post than any serious academic work. It's frustrating, but unsurprising, that my alma mater is seemingly taking this seriously. So much for George Lynn Cross' desire to "build a University of which the football team could be proud."
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wrong then. Wrong now.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Precisely this. I call shenanigans.
Getting Texas into the 12-team playoff starting to take on the air of getting Ohio State into every BCS or four-team playoff
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
EXACTLY
Shotgun on 3rd and 1
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Fascinating by the idea of someone who had never consumed anything made by Tim Robinson randomly deciding to watch THE CHAIR COMPANY thinking it’s like, a normal HBO crime show
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Boomer Sooner, y’all.
Absolutely love watching Oklahoma this year from the moment they sacked Jackson Arnold 427 times in a game and got an essentially game sealing safety.
Wrote heavy on Oregon and Oklahoma. One is a sturdy-ass football team capable of blowing up your whole house at any time.

The other team? Huge bunch of football perverts.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Guys UCLA just botched one of the funniest trick plays I’ve ever seen. Really hope someone posts it on here.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The confidence of Paramount to extend Landman even after Taylor Sheridan jumped ship to NBCUniversal speaks volumes.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Clean sheet without Moi.

#BURCHE
a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Truly, a television program for the sickest of o's.
Three. And a half. Hours.

Just to draw groups for the World Cup.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM