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Joe Koch
@horrorsong.blog
Joe Koch writes literary horror and surrealist trash. Website: horrorsong.blog
The Wingspan of Severed Hands
Invaginies https://bookshop.org/p/books/invaginies/20266528
The Couvade
Convulsive
The Shipwreck of the Cerberus
Pinned
Hello, I write literary horror and surrealist trash. You can find links to all of my publications on my website, and a page devoted to free stories & audio online. I'd be immensely grateful if you'd buy my books or request them through your library to support my writing.
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Books
The Wingspan of Severed Hands Time is the winning predator, and every moment spirals deeper into the heart of the beast. “I’m awestruck by Joanna Koch’s nonstop spellbinding, almost paralyzingly in…
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Men, why try to look cool reading just any book when you can look bad ass as all hell with one of my book covers?

Art by Matthew Revert on both
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nailed it
I'm not convinced we need to imagine higher-order planning, even higher-order selfishness like "what path lets us keep insider-trading once Pelosi is gone?" Just imagine one kid calling up one senator like "Daddy my private Thanksgiving jet might be late" and that's it, shutdown over.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
So pleased this project is moving forward! I wrote a little something for it called "This Is A Test" and it is.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Very excited to be a part of this anthology with my story THE PILGRIMAGE OF THE MEATCLAY: AN ASCENT.

Hugely looking forward to seeing where my fellow contributors took this! And thank you to @horrorsong.blog for alerting me to the call in the first place.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Take a fucking bus you cowards
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
🥵
You know they're masters of foreplay. Months of it
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Cover reveal! Here’s the early mock-up of the cover for my second collection of horror stories, Noctivagants, coming early 2027 with @lethepress.bsky.social !
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I fixed the title
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Every so often a philosopher or scientist or some sort of guy much smarter than me writes about my novella The Wingspan of Severed Hands. I guess I channeled something beyond my finite brain with that one. Thank you @tkendall.bsky.social for pointing this one out!
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Invasion of the Body Schema
Malabou, Metzinger, and Godfrey-Smith on non-human consciousness and human-animal hybrids as seen in "Splice" and "Wingspan of the Severed Hands."
substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Hey! Sort of a surprise new story day. @undertow.bsky.social is making my novelette, "Uncertain Sons," (original to the collection) available online for a short time for folks catching up on end-of-year reading. Eligible for most novelette/long fiction categories. Online until end of November!
Uncertain Sons — Undertow Publications
undertowpublications.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh god this would drive me away even faster
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Every so often a philosopher or scientist or some sort of guy much smarter than me writes about my novella The Wingspan of Severed Hands. I guess I channeled something beyond my finite brain with that one. Thank you @tkendall.bsky.social for pointing this one out!
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Invasion of the Body Schema
Malabou, Metzinger, and Godfrey-Smith on non-human consciousness and human-animal hybrids as seen in "Splice" and "Wingspan of the Severed Hands."
substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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shippin orders out this week. buy now & forget about it until it shows up on your doorstep like a stinking wet bag of splatterpunk bitch feces
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Need to update my blog and post about a couple of new stories out now but I spent today writing instead. And bottom-watering the plants with mosquito dunks water because of these tiny sent from the pit of hell gnats. Anyway, I need a publicist! Or something! At least I'm getting published!
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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wanna see him sewing on the dick vein
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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My latest story is up on Saturday Evening Post! Check it out!! 💛
Touching moments between a woman and her granddaughter, some magical realism, a big ole quilt, and a touch of horror come together in this week’s #NewFictionFriday story, Abigail Kemske’s “Threaded Lives”.
www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2025/11/thre...
Threaded Lives | The Saturday Evening Post
A grandmother shares the patchwork stories of her life with her granddaughter.
www.saturdayeveningpost.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Good literary translation requires understanding (language, culture, genre--on both sides of the translation) and an ability to write well. "AI" can't do that. There are no shortcuts. Treat your work and foreign language readers with the respect they deserve. You won't fool anyone with this.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Some thoughts on horror, materialism, pessimism, enlightenment. The usual.

matthewcheney.net/blog/the-mat...
The Matter of Horror
If you read a lot of horror literature because you like to be scared, then you’re probably a normal, healthy person. If you read horror literature to fulfill some deeply personal predisposition, be as...
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November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My angel (godzilla) is a centerfold
Yasuko Sawaguchi and Godzilla on a picnic
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM