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junkyard ambrose
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he/it. rabid transsexual Chernobyl zombie dog. sick shit for sick shit freaks
evidence locker: caninebrainz.neocities.org
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⚠️ LIBER BX3 IS LIVE ⚠️

The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.

3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.

PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
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can we get like some cooler days to observe. transgender day of shoplifting. transgender day of getting hella faded
November 20, 2023 at 8:27 PM
the sanctity of getting called a faggot ass cumlord by a ten year old with a speech impediment has been desecrated & society will never recover. am I smoking methamphetamines
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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U could also...preorder my book
ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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the fantasy of an apocalypse wherein what was hidden will be revealed and justice finally rendered feels so quaint in a world where nothing was hidden to begin with and demons just thrive and thrive
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Wake up Ethiopia! Wake up Africa! Let us work towards the one glorious end of a free, redeemed and mighty nation. Let Africa be a bright star among the constellation of nations." Marcus Garvey
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Serious Weakness deep dived my psyche harder than 2 months inpatient tbh
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
what happened to the literary industrial complex of novels written from the pov of a wolf &/or their uneasy avian ally
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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new political compass just dropped
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
you cannot kill people en masse & expect to live peacefully. that's not thermodynamics
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
thinking about this again while I write the most repulsive, unerotic, maggot-based cumshot description cuz it’s fun & free
thinking about (le petite) death of the author of Sex(ual) Art, their inability to define what is written About Arousal vs For Arousal, the uselessly nebulous soup of ""NSFW"" & the resulting tensions that causes
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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shippin orders out this week. buy now & forget about it until it shows up on your doorstep like a stinking wet bag of splatterpunk bitch feces
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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why is it called the garden of eating if you weren't supposed to eat anything
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
why is every article about some cool new & otherwise benign science shit written by someone affecting a faux Lovecraftian (the guy, not genre) terror at the most normal discoveries. is it fun to sound stupid
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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the most expensive part of transition is actually all the books
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
we’ll never get anywhere until the average American realizes Russia/North Korea/China have nothing to do with their suffering & it’s entirely their own government, who are notably not being controlled by those countries
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 1, 2023 at 1:43 PM
usually fandoms (period but I'll continue) that only horny talk about how sexy fuckable perfect the IP characters are (particularly when played by normal real people) annoy me to death but IWTV makes me get it a little
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"why gen z not buying house? why little gen z spend money bad? why little idiot baby so angry?" u are scorching the earth, hoarding the resources, and looking for apocalyptic war against the youth. what do u want me to fucking do. no one i know can even afford mcdonalds anymore. eat shit
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
big juicy halloween surprise for everyone who missed my reading @voidcon.bsky.social !!
The brass knuckled hand of the state punches clean through my pulse just as my stomach ruptures C4 septic and journeys end in lovers’ meeting.

PSYCHO STEROID POISON DART FROG BULLSEYE PARTY EXCLUSION ZONE by @caninebrainz.bsky.social

www.bruisermag.com/ambrose_psycho
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
could write so much faster if gdocs let me set the document background to a spiral gif with oscillating neon rainbow text
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
half-thawed beef that’s raw meat wriggly on the outside but still freeze-crumbly & almost Pop Rocks crunchy when you squeeze it might be the Most Texture ever. they turned a beast into kinetic sand
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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his bones are made of LSD. flesh drips glistening mescaline. DMT crusted in his sleepy eyes. his body is a universe that would take infinite time to imitate and trace.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
treating writing like a Job instead of a spiritual practice is really dampening our collective potential for religious psychosis
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM