junkyard ambrose
@caninebrainz.bsky.social
he/it. rabid transsexual Chernobyl zombie dog. neo-impressionist schizoliterature for a hundred failed apocalypses
evidence locker: caninebrainz.neocities.org
FREE PALESTINE 🍉
evidence locker: caninebrainz.neocities.org
FREE PALESTINE 🍉
Pinned
⚠️ LIBER BX3 IS LIVE ⚠️
The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
stealing a certain valor for this week's GORE workshop
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
stealing a certain valor for this week's GORE workshop
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
decay as an intelligence
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
decay as an intelligence
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
Trainspotting (1996) - 0:30:17
Dir. Danny Boyle
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 48, or one cigarette every 1.96 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/trainspotting/
Dir. Danny Boyle
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 48, or one cigarette every 1.96 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/trainspotting/
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Trainspotting (1996) - 0:30:17
Dir. Danny Boyle
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 48, or one cigarette every 1.96 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/trainspotting/
Dir. Danny Boyle
Runtime 94 minutes
🚬 x 48, or one cigarette every 1.96 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/trainspotting/
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
Happy book day to COSMIC DYKE PATROL by @lormaggot.ca
People who want more lesbians fighting eldritch horrors and fucking, come get your food
Available at @ghoulish.bsky.social : ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
People who want more lesbians fighting eldritch horrors and fucking, come get your food
Available at @ghoulish.bsky.social : ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Happy book day to COSMIC DYKE PATROL by @lormaggot.ca
People who want more lesbians fighting eldritch horrors and fucking, come get your food
Available at @ghoulish.bsky.social : ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
People who want more lesbians fighting eldritch horrors and fucking, come get your food
Available at @ghoulish.bsky.social : ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
back cuz I got cool shit to promo & other people's cool shit to promo & my next novel requires certain levels of cyberbrainrot
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
back cuz I got cool shit to promo & other people's cool shit to promo & my next novel requires certain levels of cyberbrainrot
truly I have no excuse for not having accomplished as much as people twice my age <– guy with a fucking disease
December 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
truly I have no excuse for not having accomplished as much as people twice my age <– guy with a fucking disease
do everything just for the absolute ritual of it all
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
do everything just for the absolute ritual of it all
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ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
drawing of a fox from memory
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
drawing of a fox from memory
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch.
Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth.
The wholeness of little things.
palimrya.itch.io/heavy
Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth.
The wholeness of little things.
palimrya.itch.io/heavy
HEAVY AS ALL BREATH by Palimrya
slurrypunk parenthood guro
palimrya.itch.io
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch.
Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth.
The wholeness of little things.
palimrya.itch.io/heavy
Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth.
The wholeness of little things.
palimrya.itch.io/heavy
wrote a >150 word sentence as a joke but it’s not a joke anymore & I can’t stop
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
wrote a >150 word sentence as a joke but it’s not a joke anymore & I can’t stop
I spent weeks force feeding this fuckshit to Microsoft SAM & burned his sweet sultry voice onto DVD accompaniments to the fresh yummy physical zine in case you don’t know what to get your death’s door loitering granny for X-mas
⚠️ LIBER BX3 IS LIVE ⚠️
The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
The dark triad of NEETgirlhood runs the internet gauntlet straight to hell in pursuit of a reason to vomit + experience Total Tweenshit Death.
3 girls. 1 screen. 13k words of cyber splatterpunk for the LiveLeak nostalgia generation.
PWYW ▶️ caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I spent weeks force feeding this fuckshit to Microsoft SAM & burned his sweet sultry voice onto DVD accompaniments to the fresh yummy physical zine in case you don’t know what to get your death’s door loitering granny for X-mas
Reposted by junkyard ambrose
the girls are once again proclaiming schizotranssexual jihad 😌
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
the girls are once again proclaiming schizotranssexual jihad 😌
rest in peace Peter Shaffer you would’ve loved My Little Pony
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
rest in peace Peter Shaffer you would’ve loved My Little Pony
hope that kids movie about the biblical David’s life includes that time he fucked a married woman & had her husband killed in battle so he could take her as his consort
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hope that kids movie about the biblical David’s life includes that time he fucked a married woman & had her husband killed in battle so he could take her as his consort
the PETA thanksgiving turkey erotica walked so their racehorse horsegirl gacha game character whump art could run with a limp
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the PETA thanksgiving turkey erotica walked so their racehorse horsegirl gacha game character whump art could run with a limp
baby's first furry gore
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
baby's first furry gore
receiving word that AI is also ruining the sanctity of being advertised to by megacorporations that are otherwise beacons of morality & never used child labor or organized death squads in Columbia. my consumer loyalty has never been more disrespected
the sanctity of getting called a faggot ass cumlord by a ten year old with a speech impediment has been desecrated & society will never recover. am I smoking methamphetamines
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
receiving word that AI is also ruining the sanctity of being advertised to by megacorporations that are otherwise beacons of morality & never used child labor or organized death squads in Columbia. my consumer loyalty has never been more disrespected
morsel from @allisfullofgore.bsky.social in which we mused on heroin as societal malaise personified & the real friend we made along the way
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
morsel from @allisfullofgore.bsky.social in which we mused on heroin as societal malaise personified & the real friend we made along the way
right. father angry his adult son won't smile like a shy little girl anymore. cuz all familial transphobia is a desperate death spasm for incestuous domination, duh
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
right. father angry his adult son won't smile like a shy little girl anymore. cuz all familial transphobia is a desperate death spasm for incestuous domination, duh
Trainspotting but they're all sparkledogs. especially Begbie
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Trainspotting but they're all sparkledogs. especially Begbie
monster ultra paradise is so much worse. like actually baffling levels of straight perfume puke
monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
monster ultra paradise is so much worse. like actually baffling levels of straight perfume puke
you’re afraid of people irl so you went on the internet where there’s even more people
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
you’re afraid of people irl so you went on the internet where there’s even more people
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it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 PM
it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.
monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers
December 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers