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caninebrainz.bsky.social
junkyard ambrose
@caninebrainz.bsky.social
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he/it. rabid transsexual Chernobyl zombie dog. sick shit for sick shit freaks
evidence locker: caninebrainz.neocities.org
FREE PALESTINE 🍉
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caninebrainz.bsky.social
ways in which I’d be a worse person if I‘d pursued a different artform
Screenshot of an unpostable post that reads: if I had any visual art skills I’d create a collection of penis illustrations—all clearly the same penis—with such obsessive detail, from so many angles & in so many mediums that you’d be lead to assume it was mine, or a lover’s, & more fringe conspiracies would bubble up—the penis is a celebrity’s & I’m a stalker or scorned fling, I’m religiously delusional & it’s Jesus’ penis 13th century cloistered nun style, etc—& approximately 9-32 people would become so enamored in discovering the penis’s identity, begging me to reveal my penis muse, & only after I die will my diaries be published post-mortem to reveal it was nobody’s penis, completely ficto-imaginary genitalia captured with the spiritual reverence of an ephemeral flesh-mind desperately trying to preserve an even more ephemeral flesh-object. would y’all still fuck with me ?
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
weekly word count update
6666 word count
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
shippin orders out this week. buy now & forget about it until it shows up on your doorstep like a stinking wet bag of splatterpunk bitch feces
LIBER BX3 available now as limited signed zine or DVD for $10 plus $5 flat for shipping. Ebook and mp3 still available PWYW. DM with order and shipping address
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
you can’t name a better polyseme. they condensed a phd thesis into 6 letters
Dictionary definitions of fetish. a form of sexual desire in which gratification is strongly linked to a particular object or activity or a part of the body other than the sexual organs. an excessive and irrational devotion or commitment to a particular thing. an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
guys it’s back. it’s back & it won’t go away. it’s mutating. thickening. haunting. its voice drips from my mailbox. it won’t let me sleep. it’s in my room it’s in my room get it out (DM me with your order & address!) please god help

(ebook: caninebrainz.itch.io/liber-bx3)

#sludgepit #H #published
LIBER BX3 available now as limited signed zine or DVD for $10 plus $5 flat for shipping. Ebook and mp3 still available PWYW. DM with order and shipping address
October 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
obligatory Voidcon haul. no bite marks yet
Goatpenis, Sleep, and Diocletian vinyls plus Eradicator by David Simmons, Meth-DTF by SJXSJC, Diseases of Finitude, In the Eyes of the Hungry, Southwest Review's Horror Issue, Burn You the Fuck Alive by BR Yeager, and a poster featuring Death with Sequelae by Joe Koch with art by Silver
October 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
teasers & mood setters for my reading today
Free Your Hate by KMFDM Death No More by IC3PEAK 20 Ways to Kill Someone by Phosgore ...Because I'm Young Arrogant and Hate Everything You Stand For by Machine Girl
October 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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can't wait to ruin some college kids' minds @voidcon.bsky.social
junkyard ambrose's sick ass table full of sick ass books and shit
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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fucking cowards
screenshot of rule 34 search for King Baldwin IV with a tragic 6 results
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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watched Kingdom of Heaven. can I say something objectively correct
King Baldwin Kingdom of Heaven
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
4 horsemen of the apocalypse
5:00 - 5:30 Readings Sasha Ravitch, Junkyard Ambrose, David Simmons, B.R. Yeager 6:00pm End of official activities
October 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
better late than never
Big Sky Mind: Buddhism and the Beat Generation by Carole Tonkinson, Eminent Outlaws by Christopher Bram, and Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
tldr
Major Arcana 14: Art of the Thoth deck. The androgynous consummation of the royal marriage pours masculinity and femininity into the cauldron where a white lion sheds red blood and a red eagle spits white gluten.
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
Phineas & Ferb are getting the band back together
September 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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first Relevant Current Event just tasteless enough to shamelessly market LIBER BX3
Reporters should run a midnight edition just for the worst of the worst. Police chase kills suspect and a dozen witnesses. 9/11 reboot. Another shooting at the public school across town. New high score. Why did things only ever happen across town? The guidance counselor crowded into her vision to write a wellness report. Someone snitched again. Parent teacher conference, risk assessment, suspension. She hadn’t even said shit. Birth wouldn’t be the one to do it, not on that side of the barrel. But maybe someone should. She knew not to say that out loud but everyone thought it. Someone should do something real. Raw footage just didn’t cut it anymore.
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
good morning
Stokely Carmichael saying "in order for nonviolence to work, your opponent must have a conscience." Stokely continued, saying "The United States has none, has none."
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
1 month until @voidcon.bsky.social infects Pennsylvania & LIBER BX3 appears for the first time ever as physical malware for your eyes & ears
LIBER BX3 featured alongside its physical audiobook, black latex gloves, and a black karambit Black latex glove on the title page of LIBER BX3 Black latex gloved fingers framing a page of LIBER BX3
September 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
his name is Little & he rests atop the corpse of his predecessor lest he forget the swiftness of my wrath
printer on top of another printer
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
Internet Archive blessed me with a treasure I felt show&tell worthy
archive.org/details/Rapi...
INTRODUCTION “From dreams to reality is a long way.” —Ferdinand Cheval “Throughout history there have always been forms of art alien to established culture and which ipso factor have been neglected and finally lost without trace.” —Roger Cardinal “You have to paint things black if you want to make future possibilities more vivid.” —Michel Foucault I have been wondering for some weeks what to say to introduce Rapid Eye. It was, after all, so obvious. Then, as fate would have it, a few hours before deadline I was given an angle. Or, rather, I was given a word. My good and clever friend David Brooks rang me up and gave it to me, his voice crackling with excitement down the line of cyberspace. Actually, he mentioned a word which he had just invented as the title of an alternative bookshop he was planning to open — and I stole it. I believe that this process of plagiarism is called the ‘acid burn’ in contemporary parlance. A very post modernist thing to do. The word he gave me was “Occulture”. This new word obviously suggests both Culture and the Occult. To me, this “occulture” is not a secret culture as the word might suggest, but a culture that is in some way hidden and ignored, or willfully marginalised to the extremities of our society. A culture of individuality and sub-cults, a culture of questions that have not been properly identified — let alone answered — and therefore, do not get a fair representation in the mainstream media. It is a culture that has been misinterpreted. Not because it is ‘evil’ or wrong, but because it is generally apolitical and amoral, unashamedly artistic, experimental, undogmatic, intellectual and oddly evolutionary. It is a sub-culture that is forming a question that ‘reality’ alone cannot answer. Which is why it makes people nervous. This, is seems, is what Rapid Eye has always been about. The world now belongs to everyone. All these wor(l)ds are yours. We give you Occulture. —Simon Dwyer, Editor, 1989
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
caninebrainz.bsky.social
so good it made me make a tier list
Tier list of the short stories in TORTURE WORKS, with most notably at the highest tier being Honeydew Toxicity Event, 18 Foot Leash, and The Maximum Softness Capable of Being Exerted by All Machinery
September 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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what a hundred hours of handwriting looks like; you may clap now
93 notebook pages full of handwriting
September 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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it’s perfect
Romy the precious grey and tan dog styling in a baseball cap that reads Man I Love Potatoes
August 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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guess who’s buying a new printer
MSPaint creature fucking screaming
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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my turn to get my copies of @allisfullofgore.bsky.social from the over yonder & YOU 🫵 can too over at allisfullofgore.myshopify.com
2 zines, one with a spider crawling out of a demon kid's mouth and the other with various knives
August 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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watching while I fold zines
poster for I Shot Andy Warhol
August 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM