The Hog Crank
@hogcrank.bsky.social
BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)
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for decades the radical leftists have suppressed our content, but no longer! now that conservative patriots are in charge of every major news organization and social media platform in the country, the fact that people still think our shit sucks must be because of, I guess like, a jewish curse?
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
for decades the radical leftists have suppressed our content, but no longer! now that conservative patriots are in charge of every major news organization and social media platform in the country, the fact that people still think our shit sucks must be because of, I guess like, a jewish curse?
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(Except that shitty Kravitz song with the pseudo-Motown intro fools me for a second every time.)
(Except that shitty Kravitz song with the pseudo-Motown intro fools me for a second every time.)
People who can't accurately name eras are wild to me, i.e. they'll see photos from the 40s and think its the 60s or they'll hear a late 90s song and think its from the 80s
And I'm prob being a dick when I say "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK THIS IS FROM [x]" but also: no really what the fuck
And I'm prob being a dick when I say "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK THIS IS FROM [x]" but also: no really what the fuck
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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(Except that shitty Kravitz song with the pseudo-Motown intro fools me for a second every time.)
(Except that shitty Kravitz song with the pseudo-Motown intro fools me for a second every time.)
I'm sure there are interns involved with this stuff, but I am so thankful that GW has just completely run counter to the "older" comedians who complain about not being allowed to be funny or whatever.
Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm sure there are interns involved with this stuff, but I am so thankful that GW has just completely run counter to the "older" comedians who complain about not being allowed to be funny or whatever.
Noblesse - Oblige = Guillotine
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Noblesse - Oblige = Guillotine
At first I thought this was that NBC show with guys who get caught going after underage girls.
And then I realized I was right!
And then I realized I was right!
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
At first I thought this was that NBC show with guys who get caught going after underage girls.
And then I realized I was right!
And then I realized I was right!
Lmao say what you want about Quentin, he is 100% correct about Paul Dano.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lmao say what you want about Quentin, he is 100% correct about Paul Dano.
mfw I see a reddish-yellow sauce
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
mfw I see a reddish-yellow sauce
Scrap everything and have Genndy Tartakovsky do the Zelda movie! Silent protag? No prob!
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Scrap everything and have Genndy Tartakovsky do the Zelda movie! Silent protag? No prob!
The band Khruangbin is made in a lab to annoy me specifically.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The band Khruangbin is made in a lab to annoy me specifically.
Will misses a point understood by every child who watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
This is because our country has spent the last 100 years designing all of our infrastructure around cars. Some of the most expensive and desirable areas in any state are the dense, walkable areas. But people can't afford to live there.
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Will misses a point understood by every child who watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Learning shorthand was actually a very important having ritual/culling procedure.
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Learning shorthand was actually a very important having ritual/culling procedure.
Them being in games together is the more vile sin against God.
at this point i'm basically that one guy on the island still fighting world war ii because i still think it's a bad idea that super mario and sonic the hedgehog have voices in the games
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Them being in games together is the more vile sin against God.
Well, with this latest Gaetz story...time for
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well, with this latest Gaetz story...time for
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
@davidbcooper.bsky.social to do the darkest retelling of "Lisa's Braces" imaginable.
I would include Bonaparte just to be safe
Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump
Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?
And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I would include Bonaparte just to be safe
Night of the Living Daylights
You Only Live Three Times
c'mon guys this is a layup: zombie james bond
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Night of the Living Daylights
"Actually, the ass is comprised of a series of gluteal muscles so it would be incorrect to use the article 'Dat' "
Neil Datass Tyson
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Actually, the ass is comprised of a series of gluteal muscles so it would be incorrect to use the article 'Dat' "
My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
Donna Reed
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Donna Reed
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Peg Bundy
Claire Huxtable
Carol Brady
Adult Content:
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Adult Content:
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Hasan is giving Olivia Reingold the cold shoulder live on stream right now at the Zohran victory party.
Black jelly beans should have neon orange tips like toy guns.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Black jelly beans should have neon orange tips like toy guns.
The Diving Bell, The Squid, The Whale and Her Lover
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Diving Bell, The Squid, The Whale and Her Lover
Sour Patch AIDS
change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Wars
Wars
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sour Patch AIDS
First round of VC funding is underway.
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
First round of VC funding is underway.