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The Hog Crank
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So...I guess I never looked at one of these. My assumption was that low vax rates would be similar amongst all the deep red states but that shit really has a hold on the Bundy/Sagebrush types.
A map of vax rates in the US. The most % unvaccinated appearing to be in the Mountain West and Desert SW states.
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Lol. F it. Get a big ol' Bloody Mary on me!
A progress screen for Cameo, The Talent has 7 days to complete my request.
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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It's Dream Man with no eyes and Gonzo's nose. The most obvious joke reply imaginable.
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Tim Heidecker from On Cinema sighing through reading a difficult word
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The phone booth scene from T2. Arnie is baiting fake Gita by saying "I am excited about the prospects of a leftist revolution directly inspired by the television program Andor." Real Gita would never.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton reading a disturbing report.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Ray Wise as Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks. An older man who looks like RFK, Jr sits in a chair wincing.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Learn something new everyday!
A shitty Google A.I. summary stating (wrongly) that the phrase"we're just normal men" comes from the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Live, from beautiful downtown Burbank
The announcer from Laugh-In, holding a Stinger missile launcher.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My dog, today, enjoying a park built by the WPA. Several bits of sidewalk that led us there are still stamped with those three beautiful letters.
Clementine, a white bichon frise, blissfully rolling in green grass and brown leaves.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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First round of VC funding is underway.
Steve Jobs standing in front of a giant photoshopped slide that says "A publishing or word processing program that only selects, moves or changes the things that you put your cursor over."
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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An art exhibit with a single wooden chair placed in front of an old CRT television. Lenny, of Simpsons fame, has been expertly photoshopped in to re-enact his classic "please don't tell anyone how I live" scene.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Idris Elba as his character from The Office. The quote has been meme-ified to say "I am aware of the effect [the vehicle has] on women."
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The handshake meme from Predator. Two absolutely beefed up arms clasping hands. Guy on the left is labeled "Jon Lovitz," the other says "Marilyn Manson." In the middle they are "agreeing" on "beating up Andy Dick."
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs
A package of dog supplements meant to deter stool-eating. It has "Coprohagia" in large font and, overall, looks like a pint of ice cream.
October 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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👀👀🐺
🚕 AWOOGA
A ridiculously gorgeous and talented young Shari Lews and Lamb Chop. She's arching her eyebrows and about to say the word "the" in the sexiest way anyone has ever said it. And that word has been said a lot!
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I can certainly tell you my life would have been very different...
Foreground: A crab sandwich and a michelada in a plastic "Giants" cup Background: Looking through a couple of other fans, onto the field and up into the upper decks from underneath the scoreboard at Pac Bell/SBC/AT&T/Oracle Park
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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A logo for the "Raytheon Football Club"
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Alleged adult "Bill Trevarrow" posting (reposting? replying? not sure) AMEN at the behest of Luke Skywalker
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Propaganda poster from Bioshock Infinite, it reads: "You shall know the false shepherd by his mark!" There is an image of a demonic hand with the letters "AD" emblazoned on the back.
August 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut, an older gentleman with tousled brown hair and a grey moustache. He approves this drawing of an asshole.
August 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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The vibe
Jennifer Coolidge and Bob Balaban
July 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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That face you make when you see that Marky Mark is in your movie.
Matt Damon opening a door and walking into a room holding a white takeout bag. (From The Departed)
July 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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This Psylocke cosplay aint bad
Patrick Bailey, a muscular man who catches for the San Francisco Giants, wears purple tank top with matching forearm sleeves. (Like Psylocke of the X-Men, that's the joke.)
July 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM