The Hog Crank
@hogcrank.bsky.social
BlueSky's most mid reply-guy (he/him)
-Bach/Beethoven/Stravinsky
-Beginning Tap
-Politics of "Third World" Nations
-Spanish Literature
-Science and Human Consciousness
-Beginning Tap
-Politics of "Third World" Nations
-Spanish Literature
-Science and Human Consciousness
1.) Writing New York (@waterman.bsky.social is the king)
2.) Chaucer and Middle English
3.) Anglo-Saxon Literature
4.) History of Islam
And here’s a real class that even I wouldn’t have expected me to take:
5.) The Literature of Baseball
2.) Chaucer and Middle English
3.) Anglo-Saxon Literature
4.) History of Islam
And here’s a real class that even I wouldn’t have expected me to take:
5.) The Literature of Baseball
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
-Bach/Beethoven/Stravinsky
-Beginning Tap
-Politics of "Third World" Nations
-Spanish Literature
-Science and Human Consciousness
-Beginning Tap
-Politics of "Third World" Nations
-Spanish Literature
-Science and Human Consciousness
Among everything else...Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone is truly one of the great dramatic (serious) performances.
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Among everything else...Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone is truly one of the great dramatic (serious) performances.
Difficult to say...Gervais ended up making it super easy once he decided to keep doubling down. I still think the UK Office was better. Fuck Martin Freeman, too.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Difficult to say...Gervais ended up making it super easy once he decided to keep doubling down. I still think the UK Office was better. Fuck Martin Freeman, too.
Adding: "I would hate for Planet Piss to become bigger than Dethklok"
Iowa tackle Gennings Dunker calls himself "a guy who likes to hit and run."
Senior Bowl.
Senior Bowl.
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Adding: "I would hate for Planet Piss to become bigger than Dethklok"
All things considered:
Bravest Person in America
Bravest Person in America
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
All things considered:
Bravest Person in America
Bravest Person in America
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"I'm guessing it's the uh...BRUTAL MURDER"
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"I'm guessing it's the uh...BRUTAL MURDER"
"I'm guessing it's the uh...BRUTAL MURDER"
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 AM
"I'm guessing it's the uh...BRUTAL MURDER"
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Someone asked what I would do were I the governor of MN. I would hope I'd be like Lincoln: once coming to the realization that there was going to be no way out but war, with utter honestly as to the stakes, using all his powers of persuasion to communicate that there will be sacrifice....
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Someone asked what I would do were I the governor of MN. I would hope I'd be like Lincoln: once coming to the realization that there was going to be no way out but war, with utter honestly as to the stakes, using all his powers of persuasion to communicate that there will be sacrifice....
I'm farting just reading this
saw someone in line with two gallon sized tubs of hummus. like, what?
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I'm farting just reading this
"To Serve Children"
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"To Serve Children"
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Before I came, I asked a local friend if the cold (it's going to be -20 or so in the coming days) would stop people from coming out. "No, we'll be there. It's ICE who can't handle it."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Before I came, I asked a local friend if the cold (it's going to be -20 or so in the coming days) would stop people from coming out. "No, we'll be there. It's ICE who can't handle it."
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Could God make a Bobo so great that not even He could honk on it?
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Could God make a Bobo so great that not even He could honk on it?
Mine's the one where Homer gets put in charge of sanitation. Putting the whole town on trucks and moving it instead of writing an ending? Dumb.
BTW if anyone is wondering, my own personal "this is when The Simpsons jumps the shark" episode — which is not when it becomes unwatchable or even mostly bad, but just a personal turning point — is Homer's Enemy, which yes I know a lot of you love
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Mine's the one where Homer gets put in charge of sanitation. Putting the whole town on trucks and moving it instead of writing an ending? Dumb.
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Lots of leopards eating faces comments etc but I am curious about the extent to which the discourse has been shifted to the right by propaganda because polls show that people were more progressive until the sustained campaign
We should not assume queerphobia is a fixed state of mind
We should not assume queerphobia is a fixed state of mind
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Lots of leopards eating faces comments etc but I am curious about the extent to which the discourse has been shifted to the right by propaganda because polls show that people were more progressive until the sustained campaign
We should not assume queerphobia is a fixed state of mind
We should not assume queerphobia is a fixed state of mind
Even their AI versions do "the stance" lmao
Trump posts an image of him planting the American flag on Greenland alongside a sign that says “Greenland US Territory est 2026”
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Even their AI versions do "the stance" lmao
I never got the hype over Rice Truck Saga...
Now, kidnapped bus full of people including Musicology Duck? THAT is a thread.
Now, kidnapped bus full of people including Musicology Duck? THAT is a thread.
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I never got the hype over Rice Truck Saga...
Now, kidnapped bus full of people including Musicology Duck? THAT is a thread.
Now, kidnapped bus full of people including Musicology Duck? THAT is a thread.
C-C-C-C-C-CO-CAAAIINE!!
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
C-C-C-C-C-CO-CAAAIINE!!
Kinda like how all the champion Battlebots were just angry wedges.
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Kinda like how all the champion Battlebots were just angry wedges.
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ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
Coffee was frozen solid!
THE BLACK LODGE
⭐️ 25 years ago
Terrible stay, staff very rude and unhelpful, everybody talks weird, rooms all identical other than weird tree or horrible noise in some. Only charged me for one night though
⭐️ 25 years ago
Terrible stay, staff very rude and unhelpful, everybody talks weird, rooms all identical other than weird tree or horrible noise in some. Only charged me for one night though
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Coffee was frozen solid!
My lakes...my Gopher State...my Minneapolis
another wonderful day living under the Harkonnen Administration
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My lakes...my Gopher State...my Minneapolis
Winco
ruin a band by changing one letter
The Cunt
The Cunt
Ruin a band by change one letter
Dink Floyd
Dink Floyd
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Winco
Even the pasty-white british reggae-appropriating 80s band gets it!
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Even the pasty-white british reggae-appropriating 80s band gets it!