Hoespice
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i'm a single issue voter. and the issue is Put More Salt In Bread. give me that salty bread
April 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i'm a single issue voter. and the issue is Put More Salt In Bread. give me that salty bread
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stop threatening me with a good time
February 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
stop threatening me with a good time
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pronounce the word pecan so i know which negative judgment to make about you
January 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
pronounce the word pecan so i know which negative judgment to make about you
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they should gamify feeding your baby. if I’m not getting any XP for this it feels like a waste of time
January 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
they should gamify feeding your baby. if I’m not getting any XP for this it feels like a waste of time
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Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
December 9, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
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Now now princess, daddy is in NYC on a mission that will eventually lead cops on a wild goose chase
December 9, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Now now princess, daddy is in NYC on a mission that will eventually lead cops on a wild goose chase
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
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showin up to brunch with my frussy on display
Afternoon ensemble https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/159458
December 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
showin up to brunch with my frussy on display
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I miss people staying six feet away from me
December 9, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I miss people staying six feet away from me
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Your hair should be big enough to hide at least three swords.
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Your hair should be big enough to hide at least three swords.
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
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Me in my echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Me in my echo chamber
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
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ACAB includes the Elf On The Shelf.
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
ACAB includes the Elf On The Shelf.
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bouncing on it in a way that’s carbon neutral
November 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
bouncing on it in a way that’s carbon neutral
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ACAB includes the hall monitor, I haven’t forgotten about you Jared you son of a bitch
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
ACAB includes the hall monitor, I haven’t forgotten about you Jared you son of a bitch
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I’m on r/cookingforbeginners reminding everyone to fill their turkey with sand
November 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I’m on r/cookingforbeginners reminding everyone to fill their turkey with sand
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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We went to the beach with some friends and we saw a lone husky dog run by while we were sitting around a campfire making s’mores and now we don’t know which one of us is the Thing.
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
We went to the beach with some friends and we saw a lone husky dog run by while we were sitting around a campfire making s’mores and now we don’t know which one of us is the Thing.
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Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet