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Luna 🌙🎄🌟
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Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am. 🇨🇦

"The most tedious person" that one guy "has ever been exposed to."

Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed
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PSA: I have a tremor. Sometimes, my thumb hovers where the like button is. If it looks like I'm liking, unliking and liking it again, etc., it's just my fumble fingers. Same with follows.
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i've never seen three wise men in one place
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Black women in America are more than twice as likely as white women to have a stillbirth.

Getting physicians to take their concerns seriously is one reason for this disparity, they say: “If you’re a Black woman, you get dismissed.”

(Published Dec. 2022)
She Says Doctors Ignored Her Concerns About Her Pregnancy. For Many Black Women, It’s a Familiar Story.
Black women in America are more than twice as likely as white women to have a stillbirth. Getting physicians to take their concerns seriously is one reason for this disparity, they say: “If you’re a B...
www.propublica.org
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Dentist: [*vomiting*]

Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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x-rated modems tell baudy jokes
December 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell.

But it's all the same ingredients*.

*Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This thread has me in tears of laughter
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm saving this. This is beautiful.
"You've been educated beyond your capabilities"
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
These two pics were taken 12 hrs apart
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Neither of my boys had ever had apple pie before last night. It was a serious success. The picky one is excited for more, and we had to lock the fridge overnight because of the other one's enthusiasm for it. 🙂
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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'It began 70 years ago when a five-year-old called a top-secret emergency line reserved for the U.S. president and four-star generals and asked, "Hello, is this Santa?"'
How a child's accidental call to a top-secret phone line launched NORAD's Santa Tracker | CBC News
It began 70 years ago when a five-year-old called a top-secret emergency line reserved for the U.S. president and four-star generals and asked, "Hello, is this Santa?"
www.cbc.ca
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is the most beautiful Christmas story I've ever read. I didn't want to cry on Christmas, but this has me doing the ugly cry
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hehehe. We went on a sparkle tour the other night. I told the family they were missing out on the glory of astigmatism vision at Christmas. Even with my glasses on, it's something to behold. Off it's just a blur of colours.
Myopic astigmatism makes Christmas even more magical.
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Dear Santa,

I checked my stocking and I don't see any news about the Christmas miracle I was hoping for. I checked CNN even.

Why hast thou forsaken me, Santa? I was such a good girl.

Sadly,
Luna
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I don't celebrate Christmas, but I do watch It's a Wonderful Life on Christmas Eve every year because it restores my faith in humanity.

Merry Christmas to those who are celebrating. 🎅 Happy Holidays and/or have a Terrific Thursday ❤️ to those who observe other traditions.
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am so full. Omg. Elastic pants ftw
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I made the employee tear up with his Christmas gift. I think that means I won Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Today's the big day at my house. Christmas Eve is the big celebration for us. Feast, lights, music, fire, and gifts. I made a cheesecake and an apple pie. Turkey is going in after the pie is out. Mashed potatoes and peas and carrots and gravy. Yum.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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The perception is that involuntary care will sweep the streets clean, getting people into treatment and rebuilding contributing members of society.

The reality is that people are likely to be disappointed as we get a classic example of overpromise and underdeliver. Shane Mills writes. #vanpoli
Here’s Why Involuntary Care Won’t Work for Most People | The Tyee
We need a total rethink of our failed approach to drugs and homelessness.
thetyee.ca
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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text from my dad this morning with three guilt trips in under 100 words. 15 years this year since i last saw him. 14 years since i replied to anything. shove it up ya hoop, sarah👍
Yeah, no thanks.

Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Question. It gets that cold there fairly regularly. Why is this a new development? Are there more people there to support? Has this happened before and if not, what's changed?
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You guys. I had to explain how seasons work to a grown ass adult yesterday. Like, I used an onion to model the earth. He also didn't know what the equator is, or that north is up on a map.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i feel it in my fingers i feel it in my butt. christmas is all around me and so PLEASE ENJOY brand new tingler BUTTS ACTUALLY out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GC9GSBKS and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/butts-...
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together!
Happy birthday to Steve Smith, born on this day in 1945 in Toronto!
Starting out with his wife Morag on Smith & Smith, Me & Max and The Comedy Mill, he created The Red Green Show in 1991. The show aired for 15 seasons and 300 episodes.

📸 S&S Productions
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Favourite thread of the year! 🤣
welcome to the Second Annual Bluesky Christmas Eve Snowball Fight!

please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
it’s Christmas Eve morning and apparently Bluesky is in a fightin’ mood today.

please drop a take in the replies and I or someone else will be along to belligerently interpret whatever you said in the worst possible light
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hey, #yyj Why are these pigs better at merges than you? 😂😂😭
Two lines of pigs doing a zipper merge
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM