old tom
@yuckytom.bsky.social
well aren’t you a hot diggity dog and a scallywag to boot
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old tom
@yuckytom.bsky.social
· Oct 6
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it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
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You can always design a chandelier in your mind when confronted with a blabbermouth or a bloviator. Like, that’s available to you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can always design a chandelier in your mind when confronted with a blabbermouth or a bloviator. Like, that’s available to you.
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Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
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I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
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couples costume idea
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
couples costume idea
just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing
October 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing
website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)
“i’ve never seen autism in anyone under 70 years old” well whenever my grandmother has to go to a new place she prints out directions and drives there a day in advance just to make sure she “knows how to do it” so jot that down
September 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“i’ve never seen autism in anyone under 70 years old” well whenever my grandmother has to go to a new place she prints out directions and drives there a day in advance just to make sure she “knows how to do it” so jot that down
texting every hot girl in my phone “of course. anything for you. love you” quickly followed by “whoops sorry that was for my mom 🫣”
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
texting every hot girl in my phone “of course. anything for you. love you” quickly followed by “whoops sorry that was for my mom 🫣”
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you got understand, CK was a moneymaking operation for republicans and in lieu of him being able to do that they are going to put his name on everything. when you point out that he sucked shit you really threaten their brand. that's really what this is all about
September 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
you got understand, CK was a moneymaking operation for republicans and in lieu of him being able to do that they are going to put his name on everything. when you point out that he sucked shit you really threaten their brand. that's really what this is all about
i wonder how many HVAC guys get Cask of Amontillado’d every year. just seems like you’re kinda asking for it frequenting strangers’ attics and basements all the time. i’ll bet it’s not zero
August 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i wonder how many HVAC guys get Cask of Amontillado’d every year. just seems like you’re kinda asking for it frequenting strangers’ attics and basements all the time. i’ll bet it’s not zero
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it’s wild how we’re giving elmo a pass when with any other public figure, we’d be demanding accountability instead of making excuses like “he got hacked”. i think it’s clear that elmo has held a grudge against jewish people ever since larry david beat him up on live television.
Elmo has a Canary Mission profile now, because that is what is happening in the year 2025.
July 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it’s wild how we’re giving elmo a pass when with any other public figure, we’d be demanding accountability instead of making excuses like “he got hacked”. i think it’s clear that elmo has held a grudge against jewish people ever since larry david beat him up on live television.
taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great
August 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great
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AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
August 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this
August 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this
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guy whose brand is goofy dude that respects women and minorities who just hit 10,000 followers on a social media platform: well, time to do some sex crimes
July 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
guy whose brand is goofy dude that respects women and minorities who just hit 10,000 followers on a social media platform: well, time to do some sex crimes
haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything
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i’ve been saying stuff for as long as i can remember
May 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
i’ve been saying stuff for as long as i can remember
when it’s my turn to talk at the IBS support group
May 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
when it’s my turn to talk at the IBS support group
never not thinking about winona ryder as björk on celebrity jeopardy
May 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
never not thinking about winona ryder as björk on celebrity jeopardy