Chaplain Gumdrop
highheavens.bsky.social
Chaplain Gumdrop
@highheavens.bsky.social
A space for my feral ramblings. Occasionally I will suggest I am starting a podcast but ADHD is a fierce opponent.
How is it that we are in the timeline where we're seriously considering that our president may have fellated a horse? We went from speculating on an offbeat but ultimately harmless kinks to not only is he a convicted sex offender, but he may be a horse-fucking child rapist. #proudtobeanamerican #usa
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BLUESKY
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Since Bluesky gets to control the convo and Sarah can't post while she's suspended, here's her side of things:
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Well I can see Bluesky is handling a PR crisis in their normal competent manner
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not to get all Autism Supremacy, but we'd be a lot farther along as a society if neurotypicals could recognize patterns. The people in charge know that, and that's why they always come for the same targets first when the fascism starts.
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Enjoying watching MAGA eat itself. If we lived in a just society our next move as a country would be to impeach and imprison Donald Trump for the rest of his life and redistribute his family's assets. Some for the survivors, put the rest into social programs. Take everything from the whole list.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've definitely had this thought before, but the abortion discourse on Facebook just put it into the front of my mind. The pro-life hardliners, the sort I grew up around, they're the sort of folks who say "no sin is worse than any other" but they definitely think abortion is worse than pedophilia.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The entire point of AI is to have that magic mystery black box as origin point: unquestionable and impervious. A puppet god that tech companies control but are never responsible for.
Its not at all surprising though. Once stuff goes into the black box suddenly no one is accountable or responsible for the results! The best in corporate handwashing.

With an added bonus runaround of "only the vendor can fix it" trying to exhaust the customer so they give up.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My partner and I are rewatching Sister Act and commenting on how much of an international treasure Maggie Smith was.

Me "huh, she's played a lot of nuns"
My partner "look at her, she's got resting nun face".

Then I googled and learned she was not in Doubt and I've confused her with Meryl Streep.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There's nothing Slotkin can do to win back the Left in Michigan, fucking CIA plant.
I’m hearing Slotkin which… yeah that tracks.

Also Ossoff which if true would be quite the disappointment.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Honestly, ban them from ever running as Democrats again. The big tent has too much room for actual right wingers and we need to purge the ranks.
The party chair is proud of the members that opposed the vote. Ok? Expel the members that didn’t. Let them serve out their terms as obscure independents with no further titles, responsibilities, committee assignments etc.

What is the point in an opposition party that doesn’t oppose?!
As this vote moves to the House, I stand with Democratic leadership as they refuse to rubber stamp the full-scale Republican assault on Americans’ health care and I am proud of the majority of Senate Democrats who opposed this vote.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What's with all the Gooner AI ads on YouTube? I like porn as much as the next person, but it feels like the only ads I see are for AI music apps and explicit chatbots, with the occasional Dr Don music video breaking up the monotony.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So the country is burning to the ground because a cabal of pedophiles runs everything, but I've got a real cute doggo.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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smh

should've named them goosepumps
Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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A quick annotation for the perplexed:

*"Globalist class" = The Jews™

*"Their mouthpieces in Washington" = the people-puppets whose strings are pulled by The Jews™ and/or The Jews™ themselves.

If only someone or all of Jewish history had given the Jewish people any kind of warning about fascists.
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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lol according to leaks from the recent Discord hack there is an internal document list of "Accounts That We Should Not Interact With" featuring myself, the US Army, TeamSpeek, Keemstar and the disgraced doctor. What I do
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ate super late tonight cos work has been destroying my soul and I kinda forget to eat and hydrate when I am not reminded to do so. Anyhow, here's Søren begging for a biscuit from my mushroom pie.
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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catturd is losing his livelihood and you're LAUGHING??
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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maybe you should have written a better book, dipshit
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i just think it's a bit rich for kamala harris to keep asking me for money
October 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The problem with people learning incorrect things from porn is a problem with media literacy rather than a problem with pornography <3
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM