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Ambulance taking me to the airport to do pull-ups
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ambulance taking me to the airport to do pull-ups
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G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
G-spot sounds like what a naive youth pastor would name an edgy teen gathering where they rap about god
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Ghost yourself by getting black out drunk.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ghost yourself by getting black out drunk.
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C’mon bro, have some sodium with me.
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
C’mon bro, have some sodium with me.
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my preferred method of communication is you not talking to me
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my preferred method of communication is you not talking to me
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Do y’all wanna throw ass w/me?
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Do y’all wanna throw ass w/me?
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Classic win win
May 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Classic win win
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
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For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
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I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
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[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
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We all got that one homie who unleashes a swarm of evils upon the world
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We all got that one homie who unleashes a swarm of evils upon the world
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
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Cookie Monster quietly unwrapping a package of cookies during his murder trial
December 7, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Cookie Monster quietly unwrapping a package of cookies during his murder trial
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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WHAT'S THE HAMBURGLAR'S FUCKING PROBLEM
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
WHAT'S THE HAMBURGLAR'S FUCKING PROBLEM
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What if you die and you hate being dead
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
What if you die and you hate being dead
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Got tased at bingo again
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got tased at bingo again
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The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago
September 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago