Hellfrasier
@hellfrasier.bsky.social
oh baby I hear Bluesky a-callin
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Memento morbo— remember that windmills do not work that way
June 6, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Memento morbo— remember that windmills do not work that way
come to Belltown's Here-after in the next 89 minutes if you want an ass Shreking
June 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
come to Belltown's Here-after in the next 89 minutes if you want an ass Shreking
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A new type of Home Depot credit card has been announced via a secret injection into your dreams last night. The card slices at your flesh no matter how you try to hold it. Home Depot, the wage of sin is death.
February 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
A new type of Home Depot credit card has been announced via a secret injection into your dreams last night. The card slices at your flesh no matter how you try to hold it. Home Depot, the wage of sin is death.
The revolution will not be televised
February 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
The revolution will not be televised
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part of my sister's christmas gift was a costco membership, another aspect of costco that feels allegorical. dante alighieri could've written the divine comedy about costco if he was born today. it would've gotten 3 likes on twitter
December 29, 2023 at 4:30 AM
part of my sister's christmas gift was a costco membership, another aspect of costco that feels allegorical. dante alighieri could've written the divine comedy about costco if he was born today. it would've gotten 3 likes on twitter
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thinking about the time on twitter where i tried to explain to non-zoomers what makes "multifandom" different from just "liking multiple things" and it literally felt like speaking a different language to them
December 29, 2023 at 3:10 AM
thinking about the time on twitter where i tried to explain to non-zoomers what makes "multifandom" different from just "liking multiple things" and it literally felt like speaking a different language to them
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Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way
December 29, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way
the imagination is a parachute: there are so many fantasies you didn't realize you could live out within it
Core Memor-- er... Trauma unlocked.
X-Files did a lot w/ a little.
X-Files did a lot w/ a little.
December 29, 2023 at 8:55 AM
the imagination is a parachute: there are so many fantasies you didn't realize you could live out within it
PSA. for new users
you have to enable adult things in the settings otherwise NOTHING adult shows up
December 29, 2023 at 8:50 AM
PSA. for new users
It appears this is actually one of the 30 Lego minifigures the Romans gave to Judas Iscariot as a reward for betraying Christ
Just found the Lego guy I lost like 25 years ago in my childhood home. It was at the bottom of a new cardboard box I bought for the move from NY. I assume this is a different one and maybe someone gave it to me at some point and I forgot? I know memory is unreliable but what the fuck
December 8, 2023 at 10:33 PM
It appears this is actually one of the 30 Lego minifigures the Romans gave to Judas Iscariot as a reward for betraying Christ
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It’s not very sophisticated from a a macroeconomic standpoint but I have to think some of the union resurgence comes down to their public faces being fucking awesome
There is no one cooler in America right now than UAW President Shawn Fain. Possibly the world.
October 12, 2023 at 2:02 AM
It’s not very sophisticated from a a macroeconomic standpoint but I have to think some of the union resurgence comes down to their public faces being fucking awesome
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Keith Giffen announcing his own death in the most Keith Giffen-esque way possible. A fabulous writer. Justice League International is my all-time favorite superhero comic. May he rest in peace.
October 12, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Keith Giffen announcing his own death in the most Keith Giffen-esque way possible. A fabulous writer. Justice League International is my all-time favorite superhero comic. May he rest in peace.
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An important cogent point in our political discourse but I feel as if I am going to be using it correctly
October 11, 2023 at 11:53 PM
An important cogent point in our political discourse but I feel as if I am going to be using it correctly
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They took venture capital money 😞 kiss it goodbye, fellas
October 11, 2023 at 11:44 PM
They took venture capital money 😞 kiss it goodbye, fellas
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trust in institutions has collapsed so much in the last 20 years that intelligence freaks can’t even feed bullshit directly to credentialed reporters anymore they have to take it to the internet and pretend to be a mom or some shit
October 11, 2023 at 2:39 AM
trust in institutions has collapsed so much in the last 20 years that intelligence freaks can’t even feed bullshit directly to credentialed reporters anymore they have to take it to the internet and pretend to be a mom or some shit
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"these bastards. they made war political"
October 11, 2023 at 4:25 PM
"these bastards. they made war political"
We have such sights to show you
October 11, 2023 at 8:02 PM
We have such sights to show you
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if i'm gonna be in a hell thread, it's gonna be one based on open hatred and cruelty. safer that way
September 15, 2023 at 9:18 PM
if i'm gonna be in a hell thread, it's gonna be one based on open hatred and cruelty. safer that way
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i think racoons are people. i apologize if that is offensive
August 30, 2023 at 7:06 PM
i think racoons are people. i apologize if that is offensive
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missing opportunities because she didn't visit the right states is kinda her brand tho
August 30, 2023 at 6:58 PM
missing opportunities because she didn't visit the right states is kinda her brand tho
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i never really figured out what hellthread was even though it was still a thing when i joined
as far as i've pieced together though, it was a mysterious zone where all who enter inevitably get Cronenberged into exploding fungal horrors and/or fucked up talking bear monstrosities
as far as i've pieced together though, it was a mysterious zone where all who enter inevitably get Cronenberged into exploding fungal horrors and/or fucked up talking bear monstrosities
August 30, 2023 at 5:50 PM
i never really figured out what hellthread was even though it was still a thing when i joined
as far as i've pieced together though, it was a mysterious zone where all who enter inevitably get Cronenberged into exploding fungal horrors and/or fucked up talking bear monstrosities
as far as i've pieced together though, it was a mysterious zone where all who enter inevitably get Cronenberged into exploding fungal horrors and/or fucked up talking bear monstrosities