Life Rictus
@liferictus.bsky.social
Psychopomp who did not put a finger on the heart vs. feather scale you’re just a sore loser it’s 50 bucks to play again
yes good sure do that that thing you do
July 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
yes good sure do that that thing you do
wearing a hat that says undecided voter to drastically increase the rate of weird shit happening around me
July 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
wearing a hat that says undecided voter to drastically increase the rate of weird shit happening around me
what does “7” mean what the fuck are they saying to me
July 11, 2024 at 3:26 PM
what does “7” mean what the fuck are they saying to me
i’m here representing flat chested women no i will not come down from the floodlight
July 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
i’m here representing flat chested women no i will not come down from the floodlight
why did i have to walk through someone’s entire house to use the bathroom at this sizable public accommodation
July 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
why did i have to walk through someone’s entire house to use the bathroom at this sizable public accommodation
i’m home 4 1/2 hours a day on average these last few months do you think the cats miss me or are they just doing whatever the fuck this is all day regardless of me
July 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM
i’m home 4 1/2 hours a day on average these last few months do you think the cats miss me or are they just doing whatever the fuck this is all day regardless of me
not bad for just getting to where i can’t deny i’m in my mid-30s if i’m allowed to be immodest here
July 2, 2024 at 9:59 PM
not bad for just getting to where i can’t deny i’m in my mid-30s if i’m allowed to be immodest here
everything happening in this train car is disgusting i’m going to pop a xanax and start tweezing my eyebrows what’s the point in staying above this
July 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
everything happening in this train car is disgusting i’m going to pop a xanax and start tweezing my eyebrows what’s the point in staying above this
heading home in the body odor car
July 2, 2024 at 5:35 PM
heading home in the body odor car
i always get a year older on the day they make everyone stop being gay
July 1, 2024 at 4:09 AM
i always get a year older on the day they make everyone stop being gay
in light of popular opinion i will be doubling the length of my neck
June 28, 2024 at 10:49 PM
in light of popular opinion i will be doubling the length of my neck
okay i watched the thing i think cnn fucked up they should have stopped it after the 3rd rat pack era insult and handed out jello cups
June 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
okay i watched the thing i think cnn fucked up they should have stopped it after the 3rd rat pack era insult and handed out jello cups
my neighbor and i made this submarine to go look at sunken group chats
June 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
my neighbor and i made this submarine to go look at sunken group chats
thought i woke up hungover but i remembered i didn’t drink it’s just been very hot and sticky for what feels like 20 days straight
June 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
thought i woke up hungover but i remembered i didn’t drink it’s just been very hot and sticky for what feels like 20 days straight
feel like i’m narrowly dodging a flying saucepan whenever i log in
June 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
feel like i’m narrowly dodging a flying saucepan whenever i log in
group chat chernobyls everyday
June 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
group chat chernobyls everyday
dust cloud blew by down the street it’s probably fine
June 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
dust cloud blew by down the street it’s probably fine
hope i live until i’m old enough to spout complete horseshit and barrel through questioning when nothing’s riding on it. my aunt insists rice crispy treats are called “granola bars” and says “when i were growing up we called it that” lady you grew up speaking arabic
June 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
hope i live until i’m old enough to spout complete horseshit and barrel through questioning when nothing’s riding on it. my aunt insists rice crispy treats are called “granola bars” and says “when i were growing up we called it that” lady you grew up speaking arabic
we’ve advanced 400 miles so far but supply lines are getting attenuated and the locals have raised bands of skirmishers to harry the parade’s flanks
June 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
we’ve advanced 400 miles so far but supply lines are getting attenuated and the locals have raised bands of skirmishers to harry the parade’s flanks
got my hair done professionally for the first time in years and walked outside to get boiled
June 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
got my hair done professionally for the first time in years and walked outside to get boiled
why is someone belting the national anthem somewhere in this neighborhood that’s very ominous
June 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
why is someone belting the national anthem somewhere in this neighborhood that’s very ominous
how to explain to a cat that the tar is still very hot from daytime he cannot go on the roof he’ll scald his giant feet
June 19, 2024 at 2:52 AM
how to explain to a cat that the tar is still very hot from daytime he cannot go on the roof he’ll scald his giant feet
this was all a stunt to get me to buy more surface to surface missiles
June 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
this was all a stunt to get me to buy more surface to surface missiles
wait is that one the bitcoin shithead or the information warfare shithead or the discord weirdo or the other discord weirdo or the balls guy or
June 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
wait is that one the bitcoin shithead or the information warfare shithead or the discord weirdo or the other discord weirdo or the balls guy or