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Life Rictus
@liferictus.bsky.social
Psychopomp who did not put a finger on the heart vs. feather scale you’re just a sore loser it’s 50 bucks to play again
yes good sure do that that thing you do
July 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
what does “7” mean what the fuck are they saying to me
July 11, 2024 at 3:26 PM
why did i have to walk through someone’s entire house to use the bathroom at this sizable public accommodation
July 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
i’m home 4 1/2 hours a day on average these last few months do you think the cats miss me or are they just doing whatever the fuck this is all day regardless of me
July 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM
heading home in the body odor car
July 2, 2024 at 5:35 PM
pipe’s clogged
June 30, 2024 at 12:36 AM
that’s too much cat stop it
June 11, 2024 at 11:16 PM
ottoman emperor
June 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
aaaaAAA help
June 3, 2024 at 12:51 AM
sssh shut the fuck up he’s praying
June 1, 2024 at 9:58 PM
so this is just a daily thing now huh
May 31, 2024 at 10:18 PM
HOly fuck they got a guy who slipped the rope at nuremberg
May 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM
ma he’s doing it again
May 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
i’m gonna swim in it
May 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
you know you can hop up on the chair
May 16, 2024 at 3:14 AM
i speak guys into being
May 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
ah shit i was afraid of this
May 10, 2024 at 12:32 AM
okay man
May 9, 2024 at 8:17 PM
what
May 9, 2024 at 8:17 PM
what
May 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
aaAAAAA what
April 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
followed everywhere by a cat cerberus
April 29, 2024 at 3:44 PM
no don’t get up it’s fine
April 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
can i help you
April 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM
snakes here are weird
March 9, 2024 at 1:26 AM