Did it call 911?

this scene where all the fantasy weirdos show up in Shrek's swamp after getting evicted is just like when everybody jumped ship from Twitter to Bluesky

part of my sister's christmas gift was a costco membership, another aspect of costco that feels allegorical. dante alighieri could've written the divine comedy about costco if he was born today. it would've gotten 3 likes on twitter

He delivers the pizza, yes; but at what cost? The exploitation of the working class continues unabated

says*

“an obscure constitutional amendment enacted after the Civil War” that say you can't do a Civil War

“Yabba dabba doo” is for the groom to say

It filters links on here now!

Asking the real questions

I'm afraid the reference has gone over my head here

I'm guessing he mentions Stalingrad?