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Goodbye Gray Sky, Helleaux Newm
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Real cases. Real people. Better ingredients. Better pizza.
First, let me say, I appreciate everything the Pop-Tarts Bowl's got going. Their whole steez = 👍 from me

That being said

I thought that Ryan Lizza post was upsetting. Then I read the phrase "Mouth Heaven"
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If they'd really wanted him to succeed he'd have gone to St. Aug
Based on what little I know about New Orleans, Isidore Newman, the fancy prep school that all the Mannings went to is a pretty elite place. Do they have a really legit football team still (I know they have had other famous players like OBJ), but what is the level of competition that Arch played at?
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
(Watching the LSU-Arkansas game)

Wife: So is the the Coachless Classic?

Me: Call it the Buyout Bowl

Wife: Time to find out who has the Interim Momentum
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You do, under these circumstances, "gotta hand it to @nypost.com "
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
my dog just farted by the air purifier and set it off to max purify
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Would appreciate if one of these clickbait "Why did LSU fire Brian Kelly?" articles just said:

Because he sucks and everyone hated him
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
RIP Mitch Hedberg
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Losing to Vandy is one thing, Vandy's really dang good this year.

It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy
I think if y'all get blown out by Alabama, that might do it. If Bama puts up like 40 points on y'all, and y'all only get like a field goal that might be enough to pull the trigger.

Also losing Arkansas will definitely do it regardless of what happens to the Bama game
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If Sabrina Meyer took over a news channel it'd look a lot like this
exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Nina Schiks becomes the first woman to score a point for MVSU! The Dutchwoman joined the school as a defender for their women's soccer team, but when the women's soccer team shut down, she stuck around in Itta Bena and joined the football team!
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Counterpoint: When you have the opportunity to pay the world's most miserable man $95 million to guarantee a spot in the Texas and/or Gator Bowl, you simply gotta do it
THEYRE PLAYING CALLIN BATON ROUGE ON THE PA AT VANDERBILT, BRIAN KELLY YOU ARE DOOOOOONE
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Brian Kelly has simply ruined the LSU fan experience. It's not that the team stinks, its just thoroughly uninteresting.

Hey, we might even win this thing. But who cares? This team isn't going to do anything of consequence.
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I for one hope the scandals are even dumber next time
And yet their rhetoric expects you to believe they all represent some sort of "change" they don't exactly define. What they mean is they are not Latoya. Ironically in 8 years, they will be.
October 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Alan Jackson looks terrible
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ho-hum out of pocket New Orleans politics: Wife just saw the Delisha Boyd "The buck stops with me but it wasn't my fault" ad** and it blew her mind.

**Not sure how it's possible to look like you're holding your own self hostage, but she pulls it off
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Please do not just comment on other people's posts with saved political memes or pics of Trump. Stop. No one wants to see those. No one. Absolutely no one. Those are trash. If that is what you circle jerk "blue crew" does, god bless, keep it to yourselves.
October 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Big deal, neither do I
September 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Kind of ironic when you consider Susan Roesgen was drummed out at CNN for having the *nerve* to call Tea Party rallies “anti-government, anti-CNN…highly promoted by the right-wing conservative network Fox.”
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. Fuck you Nexstar.
September 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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They are literally canceling culture
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tulane students storming the field after beating Duke
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is legitimately one of the meanest things I’ve ever heard anyone say (complimentary)
that man is our Curley Hallman
September 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM