HO HO HO!seur
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Proud member of the SB Nation diaspora. Living the #DadLife
I am well past my insurance plan's out of pocket yearly maximum and have been so since, like, April.
January 1 is gonna suck.
January 1 is gonna suck.
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I am well past my insurance plan's out of pocket yearly maximum and have been so since, like, April.
January 1 is gonna suck.
January 1 is gonna suck.
Let's do the Capone got busted for tax evasion thing.
This should be the first thing Trump is impeached for. Easy to prove and easy for the public to understand.
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let's do the Capone got busted for tax evasion thing.
I hit about a 10 out of 10 on the scale of stressful, shitty things this year, and in every category.... family, house, job, finances, health.....
And I have to say what I learned is that happiness is largely a decision. You have to want it.
And I have to say what I learned is that happiness is largely a decision. You have to want it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hit about a 10 out of 10 on the scale of stressful, shitty things this year, and in every category.... family, house, job, finances, health.....
And I have to say what I learned is that happiness is largely a decision. You have to want it.
And I have to say what I learned is that happiness is largely a decision. You have to want it.
Back in the ER. Lidocaine has been liberally applied.
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Back in the ER. Lidocaine has been liberally applied.
If rich people aren't paying their fair share in taxes, they are a scourge on the place they live.
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If rich people aren't paying their fair share in taxes, they are a scourge on the place they live.
Intruder in the Dust. Sort of the dark side of To Kill a Mockingbird.
Name your fav film that nobody else knows about
December 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Intruder in the Dust. Sort of the dark side of To Kill a Mockingbird.
I genuinely believe Bubbles has the best character arc in TV history.
For all my The Wire lovers… who yall favorite character in the series?
a man in a red shirt is sitting in a black ford explorer
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting in a black ford explorer
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I genuinely believe Bubbles has the best character arc in TV history.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
Once the liberals got football, none of this right/left coding has meant shit.
Imagine going through life like this
what?
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Once the liberals got football, none of this right/left coding has meant shit.
Bad news: back still thrown out. It hurts.
Good news: I can sit in my spot on the couch and have my minions bring me coffee, cinnamon rolls, and presents.
Good news: I can sit in my spot on the couch and have my minions bring me coffee, cinnamon rolls, and presents.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bad news: back still thrown out. It hurts.
Good news: I can sit in my spot on the couch and have my minions bring me coffee, cinnamon rolls, and presents.
Good news: I can sit in my spot on the couch and have my minions bring me coffee, cinnamon rolls, and presents.
Christmas! Be merry!
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Christmas! Be merry!
Man, that's dark.
Kristi Noem’s DHS posted an AI video showing Santa as an ICE agent rounding up immigrants.
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Man, that's dark.
They really are that dumb, y'all.
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents.
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
They really are that dumb, y'all.
Bill finally comes through.
Bill Clinton Spokesman: “Someone or something is being protected. We need no such protection. Produce the full and complete record.” #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
December 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Bill finally comes through.
I woke up this morning with agonizing back pain. I've been in the ER for four hours and all that has happened is someone gave me a pain pill an hour ago.
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I woke up this morning with agonizing back pain. I've been in the ER for four hours and all that has happened is someone gave me a pain pill an hour ago.
American government has a bad track record when it goes up against whiskey
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
American government has a bad track record when it goes up against whiskey
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RIP James Ransone, the best kind of character actor who could conceivably pop up in anything and usually crushed it when he did (TANGERINE!). Long live Ziggy.
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
RIP James Ransone, the best kind of character actor who could conceivably pop up in anything and usually crushed it when he did (TANGERINE!). Long live Ziggy.
The quintessential smart-stupid band.
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The quintessential smart-stupid band.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
It almost made me want to root for A&M out of thanks.
A&M’s biggest accomplishment this season: getting Brian Kelly fired
December 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It almost made me want to root for A&M out of thanks.
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Notre Dame lost to *both* of these teams
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Notre Dame lost to *both* of these teams
This is certainly a football game
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is certainly a football game
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You’re telling me a completely undeserving Alabama team, which should have missed the playoff and lost this game will face Indiana, history’s greatest underdog made good? As someone who has never watched sports before I’m sure no heartbreaking bullshit will occur.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You’re telling me a completely undeserving Alabama team, which should have missed the playoff and lost this game will face Indiana, history’s greatest underdog made good? As someone who has never watched sports before I’m sure no heartbreaking bullshit will occur.
1904 was a year for weird games, apparently.
assuming this already made the rounds but THEM HOOSIERS COMMITTING WAR CRIMES PAWWWWLLLLL
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
1904 was a year for weird games, apparently.
This game is an atrocity and everyone involved should feel shame
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This game is an atrocity and everyone involved should feel shame