Zane, accidentally
@harlequinzane.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, former hot person, and previous purveyor of priced affection.
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Recession indicator: salespeople who obviously work on commission-only selling skin care in shopping centres
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Recession indicator: salespeople who obviously work on commission-only selling skin care in shopping centres
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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Goatse has destroyed my mind
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Goatse has destroyed my mind
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This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
Cat content. Henry loves his tent
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Cat content. Henry loves his tent
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this is your sign to log off and go touch grass.
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this is your sign to log off and go touch grass.
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Internet infrastructure provider Cloudflare is now blocking all AI scrapers accessing content by default in an industry first.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/major-u...
pressgazette.co.uk/news/major-u...
UK and US publishers back move to block AI scrapers by default
Internet infrastructure provider Cloudflare is now blocking all AI scrapers accessing content by default in an industry first.
pressgazette.co.uk
July 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Internet infrastructure provider Cloudflare is now blocking all AI scrapers accessing content by default in an industry first.
pressgazette.co.uk/news/major-u...
pressgazette.co.uk/news/major-u...
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“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Noone wants to come and be feral for BBno$ with me :'(
October 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Noone wants to come and be feral for BBno$ with me :'(
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
⚠️ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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Outlaw billionaires.
Deeply weird how a children’s book author spends her days lambasting the opinions of the former children who played her characters and looked up to her and still speak nicely about her. Goodness, like go outside and enjoy your life and please for the love of God, LOG OFF.
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Outlaw billionaires.
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The problem with checking to see if the rapture has happened is I don’t know if I know anyone who would qualify.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The problem with checking to see if the rapture has happened is I don’t know if I know anyone who would qualify.
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dudes will watch a video of a giant squid being eaten by a sperm whale and say “hell yeah”
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
dudes will watch a video of a giant squid being eaten by a sperm whale and say “hell yeah”
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I can't give details, but I've seen recently very distressed students come to me because multiple LLMs have very confidently and INCORRECTLY confirmed their biases instead of just saying "I am not possibly equipped to respond to that, see an expert first".
you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩
September 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I can't give details, but I've seen recently very distressed students come to me because multiple LLMs have very confidently and INCORRECTLY confirmed their biases instead of just saying "I am not possibly equipped to respond to that, see an expert first".
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There is absolutely positively no good reason to put your name on a list in this moment in this country. I’ve been to literally hundreds of protests in my life, literally never put my name on any list. It might not come back to bite someone on the ass, but why take the chance
September 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There is absolutely positively no good reason to put your name on a list in this moment in this country. I’ve been to literally hundreds of protests in my life, literally never put my name on any list. It might not come back to bite someone on the ass, but why take the chance
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i made a tiktok naming the price of all of the things that I need to live as a disabled person (wheelchair etc) and someone said "what job do you have that pays for all that" and yes girl, thats exactly the point lmao
September 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
i made a tiktok naming the price of all of the things that I need to live as a disabled person (wheelchair etc) and someone said "what job do you have that pays for all that" and yes girl, thats exactly the point lmao
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Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate
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I didn’t care what humans were doing to each other as long as I didn’t have to a) stop it or b) clean up after it.
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I didn’t care what humans were doing to each other as long as I didn’t have to a) stop it or b) clean up after it.
Re-watching Star Trek: Into Darkness. Benedict Cumberbatch does legit look genetically engineered in a weird way
September 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Re-watching Star Trek: Into Darkness. Benedict Cumberbatch does legit look genetically engineered in a weird way
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While Trump sleeps, golfs, dies, whatever the hell it is he's doing, Global strategic alignments are shifting at a speed I can't recall in my lifetime
The reaction of the Aus gov?
Pretend nothing's happening.
Let's throw more money at the world's most unreliable ally.
Strategic brilliance 🙄
#auspol
The reaction of the Aus gov?
Pretend nothing's happening.
Let's throw more money at the world's most unreliable ally.
Strategic brilliance 🙄
#auspol
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
While Trump sleeps, golfs, dies, whatever the hell it is he's doing, Global strategic alignments are shifting at a speed I can't recall in my lifetime
The reaction of the Aus gov?
Pretend nothing's happening.
Let's throw more money at the world's most unreliable ally.
Strategic brilliance 🙄
#auspol
The reaction of the Aus gov?
Pretend nothing's happening.
Let's throw more money at the world's most unreliable ally.
Strategic brilliance 🙄
#auspol
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Heading to the local thee-yater tonight
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Heading to the local thee-yater tonight
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I remain convinced that the “we need to run the country like a BUSINESS” folks have never run a business.
Imagine picking a “businessman” to be your leader, but instead of a great businessman, or even a good one, you pick the absolute worst one…I mean, the laughing stock of his sector (land dev’t), known for many bankruptcies, cheating people, crooked deals, etc.
Now imagine letting him be a dictator.
Now imagine letting him be a dictator.
August 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I remain convinced that the “we need to run the country like a BUSINESS” folks have never run a business.
Not a regular nicotine user, but fuck I miss vapes.
The stench of cigarette on people, and the way they light up in the doorway because they've forgotten how gross it smells is nauseating
The stench of cigarette on people, and the way they light up in the doorway because they've forgotten how gross it smells is nauseating
August 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Not a regular nicotine user, but fuck I miss vapes.
The stench of cigarette on people, and the way they light up in the doorway because they've forgotten how gross it smells is nauseating
The stench of cigarette on people, and the way they light up in the doorway because they've forgotten how gross it smells is nauseating