inspector horse
@handsomeboy.bsky.social
a great guy from top to bottom
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it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
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Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Feeling lonely this Christmas? Just make some friends and fix all your problems 🗣️
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Political scientists baffled by all these nasty people on the downside of their careers being so drawn to the Make And Keep It The Past movement.
December 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Political scientists baffled by all these nasty people on the downside of their careers being so drawn to the Make And Keep It The Past movement.
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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MATER: Lightnin’! Somethin’ weird is goin’ on here!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 AM
MATER: Lightnin’! Somethin’ weird is goin’ on here!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
ELON MUSK: (botching a court-mandated “ideological diversity” appearance as a Cybertruck in Disney’s “Cars 4”) I suppose it’s that motorsports has also gone “Woke.” [two seconds of unsettling laughter]
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Hang on, I’m going turbo!
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the best thing about weed is that it's free. the second best thing about weed is that you can use it to travel through different dimensions to arrive at a version of your living room that is slightly scarier than usual. sort of like the end of the movie 2001
September 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the best thing about weed is that it's free. the second best thing about weed is that you can use it to travel through different dimensions to arrive at a version of your living room that is slightly scarier than usual. sort of like the end of the movie 2001
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If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
September 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too
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Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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AI should be the one that has to work an email desk job, and I should be the one that spends all day drawing pictures and hallucinating
July 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
AI should be the one that has to work an email desk job, and I should be the one that spends all day drawing pictures and hallucinating
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Great Replacement Theory doesn't even really need the "theory" part. Why are we replacing racist podcasters with guys who know how to put a new roof on your house? Pretty self explanatory
June 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Great Replacement Theory doesn't even really need the "theory" part. Why are we replacing racist podcasters with guys who know how to put a new roof on your house? Pretty self explanatory
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[Trying to impress a woman at the bar] Ow. Ouch. My fucking back. Did I fall from Heaven?
May 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
[Trying to impress a woman at the bar] Ow. Ouch. My fucking back. Did I fall from Heaven?
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If you'd rather get yelled on twitter it's probably because fascist morons accusing you of insane things like eating babies does less mental damage than normal people yelling true things at you
"I spoke with a few congressional staffers who said that they had tried using Bluesky as an alternative to Twitter after Twitter was purchased by Elon Musk, but they gave up after their bosses kept getting yelled at by Democratic users angry at their impotence" www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...
Semafor Media: 🟡 Anti-woke identity crisis | Semafor
In today’s edition: How a slice of the media ecosystem is adapting to Trump in power.
www.semafor.com
May 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you'd rather get yelled on twitter it's probably because fascist morons accusing you of insane things like eating babies does less mental damage than normal people yelling true things at you
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James Carville in a broccoli hair wig trying to blend in and live alongside teenage boys like Jane Goodall
May 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
James Carville in a broccoli hair wig trying to blend in and live alongside teenage boys like Jane Goodall
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its sort of crazy to have a president who doesnt know what veterans day is. or anything else really. a dream of mine is i would like to be led by someone someday who has comparison-shopped in a supermarket within the previous 5 years
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
its sort of crazy to have a president who doesnt know what veterans day is. or anything else really. a dream of mine is i would like to be led by someone someday who has comparison-shopped in a supermarket within the previous 5 years
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It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
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years ago i was talking to a woman on tinder and when she said her only vehicle was a motorcycle and that she lane-splits constantly, i said i think that motorcycles should have to drive in the center of the lane and full size cars should get to lane split between them and she blocked me immediately
i think they should make all roads pedestrian only and you should have to drive your car through everyone's front yard
May 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
years ago i was talking to a woman on tinder and when she said her only vehicle was a motorcycle and that she lane-splits constantly, i said i think that motorcycles should have to drive in the center of the lane and full size cars should get to lane split between them and she blocked me immediately