Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
Doctorb. He/Him.
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Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
· Feb 27
all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
I am loathe to agree with Brian Cook but thankfully this is Not That Brian Cook
I dream of a day when corporations have to reapply for every tax break, contract, and grant every six months, with a requirement that it is the CEO who must complete the paperwork, and attest under penalty of law that they personally did so.
The shutdown was an excuse, not a reason, to go after SNAP.
SNAP recipients have to re-apply either every 6 months or year. Onerous process, with almost no fraud.
There are no shutdown-related requirement for SNAP renewal. But it would predictably result in low-income families going hungry.
SNAP recipients have to re-apply either every 6 months or year. Onerous process, with almost no fraud.
There are no shutdown-related requirement for SNAP renewal. But it would predictably result in low-income families going hungry.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am loathe to agree with Brian Cook but thankfully this is Not That Brian Cook
/opens Bluesky
//first post I see is referring to Nuzzi
///closes Bluesky, starts playing Anno 117
//first post I see is referring to Nuzzi
///closes Bluesky, starts playing Anno 117
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
/opens Bluesky
//first post I see is referring to Nuzzi
///closes Bluesky, starts playing Anno 117
//first post I see is referring to Nuzzi
///closes Bluesky, starts playing Anno 117
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when the NYT reporter shows up to profile me I’ll have 12”x12” reprints of Cow Tools stacked around the house so that they’ll know something about me
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
when the NYT reporter shows up to profile me I’ll have 12”x12” reprints of Cow Tools stacked around the house so that they’ll know something about me
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you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
Anaheim what the hell are you wearing
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Anaheim what the hell are you wearing
I am ten years older than this dude
I don't know if evil just speedruns your aging or if I'm just that damned good looking, but lordy
I don't know if evil just speedruns your aging or if I'm just that damned good looking, but lordy
This is good reporting and all that but here's the thing I learned the other day: Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies is only 37 years old.
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am ten years older than this dude
I don't know if evil just speedruns your aging or if I'm just that damned good looking, but lordy
I don't know if evil just speedruns your aging or if I'm just that damned good looking, but lordy
I wonder if there is any data on how the public understands the relationship between "a billion" and "a million"
do people know there is a difference, do they know what the difference is
I suspect the answer would be quite depressing
do people know there is a difference, do they know what the difference is
I suspect the answer would be quite depressing
IF true, that would cost taxpayers about $420 million a year (but not really because the money immediately rolls back into the economy.
Tax evasion by the rich, BEFORE TRUMP GUTTED THE IRS, costs us $150,000,000,000 a year.
Tax evasion by the rich, BEFORE TRUMP GUTTED THE IRS, costs us $150,000,000,000 a year.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wonder if there is any data on how the public understands the relationship between "a billion" and "a million"
do people know there is a difference, do they know what the difference is
I suspect the answer would be quite depressing
do people know there is a difference, do they know what the difference is
I suspect the answer would be quite depressing
yoooooooooooooo
I'm not sure I want to spend three figures on a book but if I did this would be a top contender
I'm not sure I want to spend three figures on a book but if I did this would be a top contender
I was right!
The next Suntup limited edition is Lamb by @theauthorguy.bsky.social, one of my favorite books of all time.
#booksky
suntup.press/lamb/
The next Suntup limited edition is Lamb by @theauthorguy.bsky.social, one of my favorite books of all time.
#booksky
suntup.press/lamb/
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore - Suntup Editions
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal is bestselling author Christopher Moore’s bold, subversive and hilarious novel that imagines the greatest story never told: the early years o...
suntup.press
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
yoooooooooooooo
I'm not sure I want to spend three figures on a book but if I did this would be a top contender
I'm not sure I want to spend three figures on a book but if I did this would be a top contender
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
seriously, am I going to need to start paying attention to the NBA again, because that shit is exhausting
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
seriously, am I going to need to start paying attention to the NBA again, because that shit is exhausting
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after second play:
continues to absolutely fuckin whip
continues to absolutely fuckin whip
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
after second play:
continues to absolutely fuckin whip
continues to absolutely fuckin whip
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the best case scenario here is that trump initiated a shambolic scandalous cover up across the federal government this year for his own political version of Frank on Always Sunny telling people correctly that he doesn’t diddle children but understandably causing everyone to suspect something
“‘This Sucks’: Trump and the GOP Thought They Survived the Epstein Scandal. It’s Back”
Asawin Suebsaeng reports for Zeteo on how Trumpland is annoyed that GOP lawmakers aren’t running effective interference for the president and are getting ‘played by Democrats.’
Read/share/subscribe:
Asawin Suebsaeng reports for Zeteo on how Trumpland is annoyed that GOP lawmakers aren’t running effective interference for the president and are getting ‘played by Democrats.’
Read/share/subscribe:
‘That Sucks’: Trump and the GOP Thought They Survived the Epstein Scandal. It’s Back
Trumpland is annoyed that GOP lawmakers aren’t running effective interference for the president and are getting ‘played by Democrats.’
zeteo.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the best case scenario here is that trump initiated a shambolic scandalous cover up across the federal government this year for his own political version of Frank on Always Sunny telling people correctly that he doesn’t diddle children but understandably causing everyone to suspect something
why in the year 20fucking25 do I still have to explain to parents at least once a goddamn week that their children do not get sick because it is cold outside
so fucking tired man
so fucking tired man
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
why in the year 20fucking25 do I still have to explain to parents at least once a goddamn week that their children do not get sick because it is cold outside
so fucking tired man
so fucking tired man
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
(local sportscaster at OSU football dining facility) "we have hot dogs, we have something called felafel,"
my dude it is the year 2025 CE, we have heard of felafel
my dude it is the year 2025 CE, we have heard of felafel
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
(local sportscaster at OSU football dining facility) "we have hot dogs, we have something called felafel,"
my dude it is the year 2025 CE, we have heard of felafel
my dude it is the year 2025 CE, we have heard of felafel
fuck this fucking chode and fuck everyone who fell for his bullshit
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
fuck this fucking chode and fuck everyone who fell for his bullshit
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apparently Sparty is having this win vacated and I can't stop giggling
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
apparently Sparty is having this win vacated and I can't stop giggling
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He didn’t demand the birth certificate of any of these girls
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He didn’t demand the birth certificate of any of these girls
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We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.
So I actually took care of a pair of Hitler siblings ~20 years ago. Which is Not Okay! It takes two people to make children, and these people picked Hitler as the last name over whatever the other option was.
I wish that Semen Hitler had lived long enough to meet Gay Hitler, but he died fighting Adolf
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So I actually took care of a pair of Hitler siblings ~20 years ago. Which is Not Okay! It takes two people to make children, and these people picked Hitler as the last name over whatever the other option was.
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I wish that Semen Hitler had lived long enough to meet Gay Hitler, but he died fighting Adolf
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wish that Semen Hitler had lived long enough to meet Gay Hitler, but he died fighting Adolf
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