Etrigan
@etrigan.bsky.social
Board gamer, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him
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Etrigan
@etrigan.bsky.social
· Oct 2
Stop fucking quote-skeeting people to dunk on them.
Modern American conservatives believe in very little, but one of their ironclad core beliefs is that everyone else is as viscerally disgusted as they are whenever a woman — especially a woman of color — is even vaguely enjoying herself in public. Fashion is a sin to them.
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Modern American conservatives believe in very little, but one of their ironclad core beliefs is that everyone else is as viscerally disgusted as they are whenever a woman — especially a woman of color — is even vaguely enjoying herself in public. Fashion is a sin to them.
See if you can pinpoint when I discovered Dungeon Crawler Carl.
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
See if you can pinpoint when I discovered Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Best football-related acquisition of 2025: air fryer.
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Best football-related acquisition of 2025: air fryer.
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I choose to take this as a positive omen.
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
Westland, any minute now:
The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Westland, any minute now:
Significantly change a game by adding or removing one letter.
Hot Steak
Hot Steak
apex leg ends
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Say "The Spire"
Say "The Spire"
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Significantly change a game by adding or removing one letter.
Hot Steak
Hot Steak
The art form peaked early.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The art form peaked early.
I am genuinely not kidding when I say I will go ALL IN on a candidate who vows to massively increase the size of the federal government just to enforce laws that are already on the books against the rich.
Start a jobs program to put a federal monitor in every car dealership and fast food franchisee, and you'd have literally millions of Americans with more money in their wallets within weeks.
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I am genuinely not kidding when I say I will go ALL IN on a candidate who vows to massively increase the size of the federal government just to enforce laws that are already on the books against the rich.
Starting to think the conspiracy extends to the Michigan defense.
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Starting to think the conspiracy extends to the Michigan defense.
Look, I'm not *trying* to be a conspiracy theorist about the NCAA and ESPN wanting to prop up Arch Manning, but there was no way in hell he was getting back to that pass.
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Look, I'm not *trying* to be a conspiracy theorist about the NCAA and ESPN wanting to prop up Arch Manning, but there was no way in hell he was getting back to that pass.
For those of you who have Apple+ and love seeing middle-aged guys wearily putting their boots on because they gotta go outside and do another goddamn thing, TLF is a masterwork.
The best thing about The Last Frontier was watching the leads physically suffer under the weight of "Okay, here's ANOTHER twist that upends the entire premise!"
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
For those of you who have Apple+ and love seeing middle-aged guys wearily putting their boots on because they gotta go outside and do another goddamn thing, TLF is a masterwork.
Did ESPN just add the penalty flag directional indicators, or have I been missing them?
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Did ESPN just add the penalty flag directional indicators, or have I been missing them?
This was such a huge story that I genuinely thought it happened in Reno because that's where I lived at the time. I didn't realize it was somewhere else until like the 2010s.
And actually--Comet Pizza was a page out of a playbook that started with daycare decades before.
In 1983, a California mom accused her son's childcare provider of subjecting children to Satanic rituals--like flushing them down toilets into secret basements where they were then filmed for porn. 1/🧵
In 1983, a California mom accused her son's childcare provider of subjecting children to Satanic rituals--like flushing them down toilets into secret basements where they were then filmed for porn. 1/🧵
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This was such a huge story that I genuinely thought it happened in Reno because that's where I lived at the time. I didn't realize it was somewhere else until like the 2010s.
On the plus side, we have a new centrism red flag. Anyone who wants to “Actually, there might be fraud…” gets right in the bin.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
On the plus side, we have a new centrism red flag. Anyone who wants to “Actually, there might be fraud…” gets right in the bin.
oh god how did a bookskeet escape contain
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
oh god how did a bookskeet escape contain
People just slavering to assign anything they don’t like to “liberalism”, ain’t they.
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People just slavering to assign anything they don’t like to “liberalism”, ain’t they.
It’s me, the guy who said “His mustard’s pretty good, I should see whether he’s a good football player too.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s me, the guy who said “His mustard’s pretty good, I should see whether he’s a good football player too.”
Pretty good puzzle box story that leans a little too hard on hand-waving and doesn’t let its characters ask enough questions. But fun, and ably done. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pretty good puzzle box story that leans a little too hard on hand-waving and doesn’t let its characters ask enough questions. But fun, and ably done. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
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Until you can't, if it's important, take it inside and have the nice person (they usually are) at the counter to hand cancel that shit with that day's date.
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Until you can't, if it's important, take it inside and have the nice person (they usually are) at the counter to hand cancel that shit with that day's date.
Gavin Newsom is unelectable and it’s frankly ridiculous that any mention of him in the press doesn’t include this fact.
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Gavin Newsom is unelectable and it’s frankly ridiculous that any mention of him in the press doesn’t include this fact.