Etrigan
@etrigan.bsky.social
Board gamer, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him
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Etrigan
@etrigan.bsky.social
· Oct 2
Stop fucking quote-skeeting people to dunk on them.
I appreciate the new commercial showing that a UCLA fan is undeserving of love.
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I appreciate the new commercial showing that a UCLA fan is undeserving of love.
whooo what a steal usa usa usa
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
whooo what a steal usa usa usa
This seems like a dumb or eye-rolly thing, but it betrays a truth about Republicans: they do not fundamentally believe that any elected Democrat—and therefore any action they took in office—is legitimate.
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This seems like a dumb or eye-rolly thing, but it betrays a truth about Republicans: they do not fundamentally believe that any elected Democrat—and therefore any action they took in office—is legitimate.
10yo just explained a reference to "the lights going out in IKEA" to me because there's a Roblox game. I resisted the impulse to send her a link to the SCP wiki.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
10yo just explained a reference to "the lights going out in IKEA" to me because there's a Roblox game. I resisted the impulse to send her a link to the SCP wiki.
Doombot. Block.
(This is in between her haranguing me about not wanting to vote for Newsom.)
(This is in between her haranguing me about not wanting to vote for Newsom.)
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Doombot. Block.
(This is in between her haranguing me about not wanting to vote for Newsom.)
(This is in between her haranguing me about not wanting to vote for Newsom.)
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If this popped up during your scroll time, the algorithm wanted you to know about the No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle raising funds for Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. 1,439 games worth over $5,000 for a donation of just $10.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If this popped up during your scroll time, the algorithm wanted you to know about the No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle raising funds for Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. 1,439 games worth over $5,000 for a donation of just $10.
I want these people to have their foreheads tattooed.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I want these people to have their foreheads tattooed.
The best thing about having a wifi bird feeder is seeing a popup and hearing my wife say “Ooh!” across the room.
February 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The best thing about having a wifi bird feeder is seeing a popup and hearing my wife say “Ooh!” across the room.
I don’t see any woman in that video. Just spontaneous combustion. Total mystery. Maybe it was John Cena, I dunno.
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I don’t see any woman in that video. Just spontaneous combustion. Total mystery. Maybe it was John Cena, I dunno.
The next administration should offer full repayment of law school debt if you serve four years prosecuting white-collar crime.
I talked to a woman who quit an AUSA job recently. She was asked by main DOJ to dismiss a Medicare fraud prosecution because the defendant was the daughter of a girlfriend of a MAGA figure.
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The next administration should offer full repayment of law school debt if you serve four years prosecuting white-collar crime.
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Greg LeMond, the only American to win the Tour de France.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Greg LeMond, the only American to win the Tour de France.
I never miss the chance to talk about how this guy was the absolute star of a USO tour I escorted in Iraq. MOBBED by those kids, and was “on” every second.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I never miss the chance to talk about how this guy was the absolute star of a USO tour I escorted in Iraq. MOBBED by those kids, and was “on” every second.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
"But even if there's a 1 percent chance..." is the exact fucking argument that got us into Iraq, so miss me with that shit.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"But even if there's a 1 percent chance..." is the exact fucking argument that got us into Iraq, so miss me with that shit.
Okay, at this point it better fuckin be graboids.
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Okay, at this point it better fuckin be graboids.
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Should we teach kids how to do taxes?
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Should we teach kids how to do taxes?
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
These Swedes strike me as lovely people and good citizens of the worldwide community of sport, and I hope we fucking bury them in the permafrost.
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
These Swedes strike me as lovely people and good citizens of the worldwide community of sport, and I hope we fucking bury them in the permafrost.
age verification? My first VCR had a wired remote.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
age verification? My first VCR had a wired remote.
I believe that Jake Paul is a racist and an ignoramus, but also that his brain is so cooked by 2024-2026 Twitter that he genuinely believed no one would come at him for calling U.S. citizen from birth Bad Bunny a "fake American", because politics is just performance to him.
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I believe that Jake Paul is a racist and an ignoramus, but also that his brain is so cooked by 2024-2026 Twitter that he genuinely believed no one would come at him for calling U.S. citizen from birth Bad Bunny a "fake American", because politics is just performance to him.