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Etrigan
@etrigan.bsky.social
Board gamer, audio drama fan, leftist veteran, Springfielder by birth, Michigan flavor by marriage, Trojan by the grace of god. he/him
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Stop fucking quote-skeeting people to dunk on them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Any college football system that can possibly lead to a rematch should have always been rejected. Conference championship games only with divisions that never cross-play. A playoff that only accepts conference champions.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Notre Dame turning down the Pops-Tart Bowl feels like the same kind of bullshit that makes LearnedLeague send everyone in the top level a reminder that if you qualify for the proctored postseason, you must compete or else you’re permanently banned.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This is gonna keep happening until the playoff has a single coherent set of criteria, and that is never going to happen.
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Twelve was clearly a mistake.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What actual good does it do to give the two teams that didn't quite make it? Are they gonna be in if Tulane doesn't get on the bus?
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That December game in Autzen is gonna suuuck.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We are going to be able to troll Ohians for the rest of time with two numbers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
shankitshankshankitshankitSHANKIT
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
HOOSIER HOOSIER HOOSIER OI OI OI
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Hey Gus, do you believe in karma?" *dying*
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"All right, get me another Mendoza."
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ted, your service STILL hasn't fucking figured out what to do with K-Pop Demon Hunters after six months. Sit the fuck down about literally anything.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Society needs to settle on a maximum wealth level. I'd put it around $3B, but that's probably high.

Because anyone with more than a few billion knows there's no difference to their life or their heirs if they have $3B vs. $30B, so they'll spend $27B to make a world where no one can tell them "No."
a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lillard routinely does great, subtle, *human* work. Tarantino simply does not understand that. Name one normal person Quentin Tarantino has ever written. One. The man simply does not know what a human being actually *is*, and therefore does not know what it's like for an actor to portray one.
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
no one leaves home unless
home is the mouth of a shark
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Definitely did not call which one of these kids was "Jesse" and which one was "Creed".
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I feel like maybe they can stop numbering the UFC events now that they're in the 300s.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I know there's a lot of other Day One stuff, but I hope the next President devotes at least a few minutes to tasking a SEAL Team to gather up everything in Mar-A-Lago and a real slow team of archivists to determine what constituted an illegal emolument and/or what is the property of the people.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Imagine going through life getting a tenth of the benefit of the doubt that they give to that fucking guy.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
oooh, this looks fun.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Taking two away? Fine, we'll take seven." #OnePride
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM