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Doctorb. He/Him.

Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
hell yeah
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
apparently Mina will now suffer to share a room with Galnemer without immediately fleeing under the bed

this is major progress for a feral cat
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
begging people to stop trying to rehabilitate the prequel trilogy, please, for the love of God, there is nothing of substance there, there are no interesting ideas, nothing of merit. they are just capital-B Bad, much like episode 9.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
happy to report it is Land Grant Week

this one is for all the repurposed bowling trophies

and also for all the first conference wins of the season
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The scared pissbaby tank in the DNC is somehow 243% full
The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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America’s chickenshit elites problem continues to be the biggest obstacle to fighting Trump www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
folks, it is That Day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
[Robert Stack voice] UPDATE

This absolutely fuckin whips
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just happened to glance up at the TV and saw a Progressive commercial composed entirely of AI slop and you know what decades of honing my superpower of "completely shutting off my brain when ads come on" is going to continue to pay dividends
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
GET THAT FAT FUCK OFF MY TV SCREEN, JUST GIMME THE FOOTBALL
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
wow, this power play looks like shit
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Congrats to Cal for accomplishing the rare feat of passing the travelling rutgr to a ranked team, namely losvll
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
that was some pathetic short yardage shit, bama
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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You joined a conference with Iowa in it lmao. You fools
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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ferengi nude game show non-pixelated
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the thing about that Indiana-Penn State game is that it would have been hilarious if #2 preseason Penn State's first conference win came on Nov. 8th against current #2 Indiana

And it would have been hilarious for Indiana's first loss to come to winless-in-conference Penn State

BUT

(1/2)
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Enjoying this Oregon football game
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look I know we all hate Gus but his reactions in this game are 100% appropriate, this shit is bananas
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM