Bah, humbugnemer
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Bah, humbugnemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
· Feb 27
all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
giving serious thought to posting ET HIC DEFUNCTUS EST whenever It Happens
#OnThisDay 1066 Edward the Confessor died at Westminster. The Bayeux Tapestry depicts this as a two-stage scene:
1. The king on his deathbed, apparently promising the throne to Harold Godwineson.
2. ET HIC DEFUNCTUS EST.
1. The king on his deathbed, apparently promising the throne to Harold Godwineson.
2. ET HIC DEFUNCTUS EST.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
giving serious thought to posting ET HIC DEFUNCTUS EST whenever It Happens
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Why show up to work at all then? At minimum, as the opposition party you say "This wouldn't happen if we were in power and if you give us power here's how we'll impose consequences on the president's lawbreaking." Have they outlined that in any real way?
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Why show up to work at all then? At minimum, as the opposition party you say "This wouldn't happen if we were in power and if you give us power here's how we'll impose consequences on the president's lawbreaking." Have they outlined that in any real way?
Hey it’s real fuckin weird to use the phrase “baby mama” in the context of a news story about pedophilia
Elon Musk’s baby mama has threatened legal action after his artificial intelligence bot produced sexualized images of her as a child.
Musk’s Baby Mama Threatens Legal Action Over His Pervy AI Bot
The bot complied with a request to edit an image of a 14-year-old Ashley St. Clair jokingly imitating a sex act.
trib.al
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Hey it’s real fuckin weird to use the phrase “baby mama” in the context of a news story about pedophilia
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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I think that “Dems are a feckless opposition party” and “it would be better if the Dems were in charge right now“ can both be true statements, but apparently not on here, the pancakes/waffles site.
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think that “Dems are a feckless opposition party” and “it would be better if the Dems were in charge right now“ can both be true statements, but apparently not on here, the pancakes/waffles site.
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How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
Democrats always triangulating statements to try to appeal to some mythical swing voter and GOP always going full-throated batshit
People want goddamn leadership, you dummies. They want fighters.
People want goddamn leadership, you dummies. They want fighters.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Democrats always triangulating statements to try to appeal to some mythical swing voter and GOP always going full-throated batshit
People want goddamn leadership, you dummies. They want fighters.
People want goddamn leadership, you dummies. They want fighters.
(Pandora’s Jar)
Venezuela Could Be the Pandora’s Box Donald Trump Wished He Never Opened - www.19fortyfive.com/2026/01/vene...
Venezuela Could Be the Pandora's Box Donald Trump Wished He Never Opened
After U.S. strikes and Maduro’s capture, Venezuela’s power vacuum could spiral—while Washington’s new precedent risks diplomacy and blowback.
www.19fortyfive.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
(Pandora’s Jar)
The problem with trying to take a nap in my house is that this guy decides he’s also going to take a nap and that my chest and neck is his bed and also he’s going to purr as hard as he can the entire time and also he’s almost 20 pounds
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The problem with trying to take a nap in my house is that this guy decides he’s also going to take a nap and that my chest and neck is his bed and also he’s going to purr as hard as he can the entire time and also he’s almost 20 pounds
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
I imagine Bill Kristol is doing this right now
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
Alt: Larry David debating with himself
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I imagine Bill Kristol is doing this right now
yes, Democrats do not currently hold any political leadership power
that doesn't mean they can't try to show some goddamn leadership
that doesn't mean they can't try to show some goddamn leadership
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
yes, Democrats do not currently hold any political leadership power
that doesn't mean they can't try to show some goddamn leadership
that doesn't mean they can't try to show some goddamn leadership
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
congrats to Charlie Kirk on 114 days without saying anything racist
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We killed online poker in a weekend in 2006; we stranded millions of Americans’ money overseas simply by enforcing banking rules.
We should kill prediction markets in the same manner, prosecute insider trading, and make the accounts so radioactive you get cancer logging in.
We should kill prediction markets in the same manner, prosecute insider trading, and make the accounts so radioactive you get cancer logging in.
You know, we could probably kill the “prediction” markets by just regulating insider trading on them
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
We killed online poker in a weekend in 2006; we stranded millions of Americans’ money overseas simply by enforcing banking rules.
We should kill prediction markets in the same manner, prosecute insider trading, and make the accounts so radioactive you get cancer logging in.
We should kill prediction markets in the same manner, prosecute insider trading, and make the accounts so radioactive you get cancer logging in.
Well the good news is that Michigan MBB annihilated another ranked team by 30 points last night, good thing no one got to see it because it was on Our Most Ignorable Streaming Service
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Well the good news is that Michigan MBB annihilated another ranked team by 30 points last night, good thing no one got to see it because it was on Our Most Ignorable Streaming Service
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
Reassessing my previous post
2025 was rancid but 2026 is starting with some immaculate vibes
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Reassessing my previous post
The median American voter is not worth the oxygen they displace with their brainless, soulless bodies.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The median American voter is not worth the oxygen they displace with their brainless, soulless bodies.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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I hope Merrick Garland is having a pleasant sleep and enjoys his weekend.
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I hope Merrick Garland is having a pleasant sleep and enjoys his weekend.
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through 2 years at UDUB, Kalen DeBoer went 25-3 with a single playoff victory and it appears through 2 years at Bama he's gone only 20-8 with a single playoff victory and you really have to admire the charity in his heart stepping down to try a rebuild at a poverty program like this
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
through 2 years at UDUB, Kalen DeBoer went 25-3 with a single playoff victory and it appears through 2 years at Bama he's gone only 20-8 with a single playoff victory and you really have to admire the charity in his heart stepping down to try a rebuild at a poverty program like this
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Is bama gonna claim it was bc of everyone opting out and this game didn’t matter.
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is bama gonna claim it was bc of everyone opting out and this game didn’t matter.
2025 was rancid but 2026 is starting with some immaculate vibes
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
2025 was rancid but 2026 is starting with some immaculate vibes
Kalen “Hot Seat” DeBoer
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Kalen “Hot Seat” DeBoer