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This most recent Onion is my favorite one yet and, despite a million newsier things (Pedotopia, JK Rowling breaking out of an insane asylum), this is my favorite headline in it.
Subscribing to the print edition of The Onion has literally helped keep me sane
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This most recent Onion is my favorite one yet and, despite a million newsier things (Pedotopia, JK Rowling breaking out of an insane asylum), this is my favorite headline in it.
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🔔 We're launching our Bluesky account today! Can you help us spread the word by retweeting this post? 😀
#Theoria #diamondopenaccessjournal
#Theoria #diamondopenaccessjournal
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
🔔 We're launching our Bluesky account today! Can you help us spread the word by retweeting this post? 😀
#Theoria #diamondopenaccessjournal
#Theoria #diamondopenaccessjournal
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these mfs want to own slaves
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
these mfs want to own slaves
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It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It’s entirely legal to record LE officers from your car. So they’re brazenly, illegally terrorizing this woman for exercising her constitutional rights.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
Yet we know that none of these officers be held accountable. We know this administration encourages this behavior.
This is police state stuff.
OH NO! We lost Catherine O'Hara. I grew up on SCTV.
Film and TV lovers across the globe are mourning the loss of Catherine O’Hara, who died Friday after a brief illness. See the evolution of the celebrated actor and comedian’s career, from 'SCTV' to 'Schitt’s Creek'
Catherine O'Hara’s Remarkable Life in Photos
See the evolution of the celebrated actor and comedian’s career, from ‘SCTV’ to ‘Beetlejuice’ to ‘Best in Show’ to ‘Schitt’s Creek.’
www.vanityfair.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
OH NO! We lost Catherine O'Hara. I grew up on SCTV.
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I know doctors who majored in Philosophy and Anthropology as undergrads. PhD Engineers whose first degree was in a liberal arts major. And lots of people with engineering degrees who are not working as engineers.
The purpose of higher education has been lost and corrupted. It’s not trade school
The purpose of higher education has been lost and corrupted. It’s not trade school
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I know doctors who majored in Philosophy and Anthropology as undergrads. PhD Engineers whose first degree was in a liberal arts major. And lots of people with engineering degrees who are not working as engineers.
The purpose of higher education has been lost and corrupted. It’s not trade school
The purpose of higher education has been lost and corrupted. It’s not trade school
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Correct. And they’re never going to stop. So we can keep futilely pleading with them to reverse course (useless) or invest in yelling the truth louder than the assholes on the other side
my emerging theory is that the political press literally does not believe in objective reality in any meaningful sense. there is only what A says and what B says and how that affects the horse race
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Correct. And they’re never going to stop. So we can keep futilely pleading with them to reverse course (useless) or invest in yelling the truth louder than the assholes on the other side
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May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
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It was inevitable.
Amazon's Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police | TechCrunch
Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."
techcrunch.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 AM
It was inevitable.
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I Love Graffiti.
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I Love Graffiti.
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Roz Chast. #NewYorkerCartoons
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January 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Corey Booker announcing his legislation to make ICE wear body cameras a week after the entire Republican Party excused an ICE officer murdering somebody by showing the video the officer took with his own cell phone of him murdering them is a testament to how stupid Democrats think all of us are.
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Corey Booker announcing his legislation to make ICE wear body cameras a week after the entire Republican Party excused an ICE officer murdering somebody by showing the video the officer took with his own cell phone of him murdering them is a testament to how stupid Democrats think all of us are.
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Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer
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this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
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WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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The leaders of the Democratic Party do not speak and operate as if the opposition is fascist so why would a voter who doesn’t spend every day hooked on all this think so?
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The leaders of the Democratic Party do not speak and operate as if the opposition is fascist so why would a voter who doesn’t spend every day hooked on all this think so?
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Is the Earth flat or round? Opinions vary.
I bet you even normies are done with this shit. I haven't seen one declarative hed in forever. This wishy washy nonsense is dogshit and everyone knows it.
'Maybe something happened guys but only maybe'
'Maybe something happened guys but only maybe'
Change in Headline
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Is the Earth flat or round? Opinions vary.
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abolish ice. theres no middle road on this and democrats will have to be held to it.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
abolish ice. theres no middle road on this and democrats will have to be held to it.
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Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Happy “Brick” by Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
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Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans