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I just saw i guy eat it in the EXACT SAME WAY as the stick figure in the warning sign, however, not only that, but his flying, flailing legs ALSO kicked this cone across the room in the process. Amazing. A Christmas miracle.
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just saw i guy eat it in the EXACT SAME WAY as the stick figure in the warning sign, however, not only that, but his flying, flailing legs ALSO kicked this cone across the room in the process. Amazing. A Christmas miracle.
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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Bluesky suspended @Lexialex AGAIN, because this app is a haven for genocidal anti-Palestinian racism.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Bluesky suspended @Lexialex AGAIN, because this app is a haven for genocidal anti-Palestinian racism.
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i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
They spend half the entry talking about South Park. I'm guessing they spiked a sentence or two of detail about The Onion's ownership situation, since that would be considered "terroristic threats" to the NYT board
Thank you, New York Times. I too agree that The Onion had the same level of cultural impact this year that Sabrina Carpenter did.
December 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
They spend half the entry talking about South Park. I'm guessing they spiked a sentence or two of detail about The Onion's ownership situation, since that would be considered "terroristic threats" to the NYT board
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I insist on adding my complaint that the speaker icon in the browser does not work like every other speaker icon on any streaming app in the known universe. How can you not click to mute?
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I insist on adding my complaint that the speaker icon in the browser does not work like every other speaker icon on any streaming app in the known universe. How can you not click to mute?
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shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
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Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Sex is like pork. If you really like it, you'll eat the butt
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sex is like pork. If you really like it, you'll eat the butt
The Onion is being mean to me
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion is being mean to me
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I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
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I will finally be able to buy Mr. Boop without having to hit up the black market
@alecrobbins.bsky.social
@alecrobbins.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I will finally be able to buy Mr. Boop without having to hit up the black market
@alecrobbins.bsky.social
@alecrobbins.bsky.social
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome
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This catch is insane
Drake Lindsey hits Jalen Smith who makes a great catch in then end zone, Minnesota wins the Rate Bowl
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This catch is insane
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Watching Love Island
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching Love Island
As funny as all the replies are, the only line that really makes sense is Boromir's exasperated, sarcastic "They have a fucking cave troll."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As funny as all the replies are, the only line that really makes sense is Boromir's exasperated, sarcastic "They have a fucking cave troll."
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so this is the Antichrist, right
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy reut.rs/4scF61W
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Friday that she is expecting a second child, a girl due in May.
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December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
so this is the Antichrist, right
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book