Cory of House Pants
@corypants.bsky.social
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
Am I having a psychotic break? When did we start calling elbows a WEENIS
cannot believe the title of this wikipedia article is actually wenis
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Am I having a psychotic break? When did we start calling elbows a WEENIS
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Me and my fellow non-Spotify users talking about how our music service isn’t calling us old:
a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase
Alt: a man is talking on a phone next to a suitcase to another man and money is counted
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me and my fellow non-Spotify users talking about how our music service isn’t calling us old:
To be fair, he got all that hate for saying some completely dogshit things and because billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
offthefrontpage.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To be fair, he got all that hate for saying some completely dogshit things and because billionaires shouldn’t exist.
Have an actual place to live 🤷♂️
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Have an actual place to live 🤷♂️
I see Elon built his own breeding kink into his chat bot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I see Elon built his own breeding kink into his chat bot.
Dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife, god damn.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dryer than Ben Shapiro’s wife, god damn.
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
5: Wu Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus
4: Radiohead - Everything In It’s Right Place
3: The Who - Baba O’Reily
2: A Tribe Called Quest - Excursions
1: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
4: Radiohead - Everything In It’s Right Place
3: The Who - Baba O’Reily
2: A Tribe Called Quest - Excursions
1: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
5: Wu Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus
4: Radiohead - Everything In It’s Right Place
3: The Who - Baba O’Reily
2: A Tribe Called Quest - Excursions
1: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
4: Radiohead - Everything In It’s Right Place
3: The Who - Baba O’Reily
2: A Tribe Called Quest - Excursions
1: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
I feel like this guy she’s talking about would be VERY popular on this website.
Kate Beckinsale Makes Shocking Claim That Her Daughter's Boyfriend 'Laid 2 Eggs in a Week': 'I'm Ready for Another'
Kate Beckinsale insisted that her daughter Lily Sheen's boyfriend naturally laid two eggs during an appearance on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
people.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I feel like this guy she’s talking about would be VERY popular on this website.
The NVIDIA execs rushing to all be the guy in the hotdog costume when the bubble finally bursts.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The NVIDIA execs rushing to all be the guy in the hotdog costume when the bubble finally bursts.
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
I don’t know why everyone is talking about Star Wars today but let’s just rewatch this. “It’s here and it’s not visiting anymore.”
Andor | Maarva Andor’s Monologue | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don’t know why everyone is talking about Star Wars today but let’s just rewatch this. “It’s here and it’s not visiting anymore.”
Fun to point out that her husband is currently involved in a lawsuit for sex trafficking a subordinate featuring a story where said husband had diarrhea all over the woman, a woman he was loaning out to friends for favors and Linda has ignored it.
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fun to point out that her husband is currently involved in a lawsuit for sex trafficking a subordinate featuring a story where said husband had diarrhea all over the woman, a woman he was loaning out to friends for favors and Linda has ignored it.
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT, PART I:
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT, PART I:
lol.
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
lol.
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
I’m not even supposed to be here today, Charlie Brown.
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m not even supposed to be here today, Charlie Brown.
I need the Fromsoft shoes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I need the Fromsoft shoes.
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
Liberal: “Let’s make this global coffee chain go out of business by all of us standing in line to buy a cookie and then returning it.”
Me: “that doesn’t really impact their business at all. What if you just quit going there and urged others to do the same?”
Liberal: “STFU TANKIE MOMMY NEEDS LATTE”
Me: “that doesn’t really impact their business at all. What if you just quit going there and urged others to do the same?”
Liberal: “STFU TANKIE MOMMY NEEDS LATTE”
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Liberal: “Let’s make this global coffee chain go out of business by all of us standing in line to buy a cookie and then returning it.”
Me: “that doesn’t really impact their business at all. What if you just quit going there and urged others to do the same?”
Liberal: “STFU TANKIE MOMMY NEEDS LATTE”
Me: “that doesn’t really impact their business at all. What if you just quit going there and urged others to do the same?”
Liberal: “STFU TANKIE MOMMY NEEDS LATTE”
Really tho. This is the PERFECT liberal protest insomuch as that it A: doesn’t require them to give up shopping at Home Depot, B: Costs the company next to nothing so as to not effect the stock market, C: radicalizes apolitical hourly workers against you. Smfh.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Really tho. This is the PERFECT liberal protest insomuch as that it A: doesn’t require them to give up shopping at Home Depot, B: Costs the company next to nothing so as to not effect the stock market, C: radicalizes apolitical hourly workers against you. Smfh.
I’ve worked in retail for 20 years and the only thing a protest like this does is piss off the hourly workers trying to make ends meet, who are BEYOND stressed this time of year. The big Home Depot in the sky doesn’t give a fuck. Boycotts work. This just radicalizes hourly wage workers against you.
Day laborer organizers protest Home Depot, pressuring it to "scrape ICE out of their stores."
Day laborer organizers protest Home Depot, pressuring it to "scrape ICE out of their stores."
Over one hundred community members gathered at the Home Depot in Monrovia Saturday to pressure the company to stop the immigration raids taking place at its locations.
www.latimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’ve worked in retail for 20 years and the only thing a protest like this does is piss off the hourly workers trying to make ends meet, who are BEYOND stressed this time of year. The big Home Depot in the sky doesn’t give a fuck. Boycotts work. This just radicalizes hourly wage workers against you.
Reposted by Cory of House Pants
"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"