Cory of House Pants
@corypants.bsky.social
Internet User, spoony bard, 100% brat on those BDSM quizzes, big “I love my pan wife” energy, comic books are neat, elder millennial, Appalachian expat, wishing for 4 day work week, he/they
The total amount of gooning the federal government will allow this holiday season:
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The total amount of gooning the federal government will allow this holiday season:
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
lol.
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
lol.
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
To be fair most of the checks in this list happened more than 20 years ago
Truth hurts I guess?
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Truth hurts I guess?
Marj on her way to join Raskin in his tent:
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Marj on her way to join Raskin in his tent:
If the next reporter to interview Trump doesn’t ask this as soon as the interview begins then what are we even doing
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If the next reporter to interview Trump doesn’t ask this as soon as the interview begins then what are we even doing
Me, living on a street with 10000 gigawatt streetlights in every direction: “oh wow you guys it looks so amazing tonight.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me, living on a street with 10000 gigawatt streetlights in every direction: “oh wow you guys it looks so amazing tonight.”
Live at the Democratic caucus:
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Live at the Democratic caucus:
Me to every single picture of a human that I see on the internet now:
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me to every single picture of a human that I see on the internet now:
Man racism must be more powerful than anyone thought if people in rural/middle America see this and are like “I will follow this man into hell.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Man racism must be more powerful than anyone thought if people in rural/middle America see this and are like “I will follow this man into hell.”
Crazy that he ran away with it like that
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Crazy that he ran away with it like that
“I could smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard.”
BREAKING: Emperor Franz Joesph I has endorsed Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
BREAKING: Emperor Franz Joesph I has endorsed Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race.
