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@guiltyb0b.bsky.social
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming.
PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
Guys, I'm starting to think help isn't coming.
PA District 9 Local Antifa Shop Boss
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jesus came back and she's wearing a tshirt that says Public Execution Is The Compromise
February 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
jesus came back and she's wearing a tshirt that says Public Execution Is The Compromise
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"abolish ice" doesn't seem so extreme anymore, does it, you preposterous, normalizing fucks
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"abolish ice" doesn't seem so extreme anymore, does it, you preposterous, normalizing fucks
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abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
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genuinely incredible how comprehensively bin laden broke the nation’s psyche. the michael jordan of terrorism. i don’t like handing it to him but in this case, you gotta
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
genuinely incredible how comprehensively bin laden broke the nation’s psyche. the michael jordan of terrorism. i don’t like handing it to him but in this case, you gotta
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BORTAC agent David R. Dubar, Jr., 53, of Sierra Vista, AZ has participated in illegal kidnapping and human trafficking operations in Chicago, Charlotte, and elsewhere. Dubar is on temporarily duty assignment to CBP's Detroit Sector for purposes of deployment to IL and MN. Height 5'8", weight 185lbs.
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
BORTAC agent David R. Dubar, Jr., 53, of Sierra Vista, AZ has participated in illegal kidnapping and human trafficking operations in Chicago, Charlotte, and elsewhere. Dubar is on temporarily duty assignment to CBP's Detroit Sector for purposes of deployment to IL and MN. Height 5'8", weight 185lbs.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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All the evidence: shows lurching right to be a huge loser for liberal parties everywhere
Liberal party strategists in unison: "Erm, we need to secure the existence..."
Liberal party strategists in unison: "Erm, we need to secure the existence..."
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
All the evidence: shows lurching right to be a huge loser for liberal parties everywhere
Liberal party strategists in unison: "Erm, we need to secure the existence..."
Liberal party strategists in unison: "Erm, we need to secure the existence..."
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This is what real fucking men do
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is what real fucking men do
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Guys, what if the trolley is the problem?
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Guys, what if the trolley is the problem?
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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this original headline is infinitely funnier w this new information
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this original headline is infinitely funnier w this new information
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
I feel like the history of western imperialism is often like this, where there's an almost-plausible case for resource-grabbing, an almost plausible geopolitical explanation (first Caracas, then Havana), and a sort of liberal imperialist fig leaf to keep democrats from being too mad (the Nobel shit)
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.
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it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
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The feeling that it’s 40,000 oysters but no pearls.
Forty thousand oysters went missing from a facility in Maine in late November, authorities said.
Then, authorities believe, thieves took a shipment of crab, and someone stole $400,000 worth of lobster meat 10 days later.
Then, authorities believe, thieves took a shipment of crab, and someone stole $400,000 worth of lobster meat 10 days later.
Oyster, crab, lobster thieves strike back-to-back in New England
The trio of seafood heists underscores the growing concern of cargo theft. And food is the No. 1 target, experts say.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The feeling that it’s 40,000 oysters but no pearls.
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Australian in 2020: “Oh Naur I have-“
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Australian in 2020: “Oh Naur I have-“
Sam Lake, save us, save us all
Hey, could somebody write a story about how next year is going to be awesome? #iykyk
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Sam Lake, save us, save us all
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There really will be no indignity or retribution too grim for these absolute demons, us-willing.
Despite a much bragged about a surplus of $3B meant to hit $5B in 2037, Indiana does not have $3-7M to ensure 600,000 children are fed during summer vacation this year
‘We don’t have the money’: Indiana FSSA Secretary says the state will not opt into the SUN Bucks program in 2026
INDIANAPOLIS — Hoosier families on SNAP will not have the opportunity to take advantage of the federal SUN Bucks program next year. The Indiana Family and Social Services Administration (FSSA) Secr…
fox59.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
There really will be no indignity or retribution too grim for these absolute demons, us-willing.
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DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
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