Brawnald Dangerson
@brawnald.bsky.social
Excepted Texan, autodidactic manual laborer, lifelong martial artist, goofier than you'd expect, wife guy
Disclaimer: you need to have read at least one book for adults before arguing with me
Disclaimer: you need to have read at least one book for adults before arguing with me
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Brawnald Dangerson
@brawnald.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Call me Wild Thud
"The problems are bad, but the causes make me a lot of money and are therefore good."
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"The problems are bad, but the causes make me a lot of money and are therefore good."
He could make the whole world so happy in an instant without spending a single dime
All Elon ever wanted was for people to think he was funny. He tried to buy that by buying Twitter. It didn't work. He made some half-arsed memes. That didn't work either. He went onstage with Dave Chapelle. People booed so much he had a breakdown.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
Elon is sad because he isn't funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
He could make the whole world so happy in an instant without spending a single dime
You're not really left leaning without an economic analysis. I don't care what your social views are if you transform into Will Stancil when poverty comes up. We don't live on the same planet.
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
You're not really left leaning without an economic analysis. I don't care what your social views are if you transform into Will Stancil when poverty comes up. We don't live on the same planet.
Our puppy is rapidly elongating and expanding
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Our puppy is rapidly elongating and expanding
Me every time I hear a centrist say a single fucking thing: "Oh yeah when did the billionaire pedophile cabal cook that one up?"
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Me every time I hear a centrist say a single fucking thing: "Oh yeah when did the billionaire pedophile cabal cook that one up?"
None of them can say shit and it's beautiful.
FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs:
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
“Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
None of them can say shit and it's beautiful.
Ooooooh they're cutting the opportunists loose, guys. Just like it was foretold.
Blue and white collar together strong. Let's do this, everyone.
Blue and white collar together strong. Let's do this, everyone.
The billionaire class wants to decimate the white collar workforce. Because white collar workers are expensive. And because white collar workers—who historically sided with billionaires—are questioning that alliance. Which makes their knowledge and resources a huge threat to billionaire power.
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Ooooooh they're cutting the opportunists loose, guys. Just like it was foretold.
Blue and white collar together strong. Let's do this, everyone.
Blue and white collar together strong. Let's do this, everyone.
It's mesmerizing to see politically active people just completely shun violence outright. It's like a carpenter who takes a moral stance against using hammers. There are different tools for different jobs and they are all useful.
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
It's mesmerizing to see politically active people just completely shun violence outright. It's like a carpenter who takes a moral stance against using hammers. There are different tools for different jobs and they are all useful.
You could be asking them "please stop us from being murdered" and Dem leadership will be infinitely more offended at being requested to do something by their base than they will by their extrajudicial killings. They want you to die quietly and don't you DARE ask for a single fucking thing.
February 5, 2026 at 10:17 AM
You could be asking them "please stop us from being murdered" and Dem leadership will be infinitely more offended at being requested to do something by their base than they will by their extrajudicial killings. They want you to die quietly and don't you DARE ask for a single fucking thing.
I really wish Jewish man Stephen Miller would carry his love of nazis and their ideology to its natural conclusion
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I really wish Jewish man Stephen Miller would carry his love of nazis and their ideology to its natural conclusion
(looking in the mirror) 🎵 Like a white, stoned cowboy 🎵
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
(looking in the mirror) 🎵 Like a white, stoned cowboy 🎵
"The Jews will not replace us" and "we need to secure our borders" is the same message and more people need to realize this in a hurry.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"The Jews will not replace us" and "we need to secure our borders" is the same message and more people need to realize this in a hurry.
The guy who plays Lucy's brother in the Fallout show looks like he has a percentage of gnome DNA like some people have neanderthal
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The guy who plays Lucy's brother in the Fallout show looks like he has a percentage of gnome DNA like some people have neanderthal
An old world is dying. A new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of grindcore and righteously wielded sledgehammers.
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 PM
An old world is dying. A new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of grindcore and righteously wielded sledgehammers.
Gwen Stefani's solo stuff always sounded so horrible I thought it was tongue in cheek
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Gwen Stefani's solo stuff always sounded so horrible I thought it was tongue in cheek
The most Bluesky thing would be bookmarking a post to figure out how it's offensive, finding an angle, and then coming back a month later to call OP an asshole.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The most Bluesky thing would be bookmarking a post to figure out how it's offensive, finding an angle, and then coming back a month later to call OP an asshole.
See problems inherent in capitalism. Blame Russia. Rinse and repeat.
For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
See problems inherent in capitalism. Blame Russia. Rinse and repeat.
Hate to break it to you but anyone wanting to stick it out with capitalism is basically coming out as pro-pedophile
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Hate to break it to you but anyone wanting to stick it out with capitalism is basically coming out as pro-pedophile
Everything is code talk now. "America first" means you hate most actual living Americans. "Family first" means you are kept at a distance if not outright disowned by your family.
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Everything is code talk now. "America first" means you hate most actual living Americans. "Family first" means you are kept at a distance if not outright disowned by your family.
I don't think you're the one inciting violence when you're protecting your neighbors from being abducted and stuck in concentration camps to die. Call me whacko.
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I don't think you're the one inciting violence when you're protecting your neighbors from being abducted and stuck in concentration camps to die. Call me whacko.
Yep. There he is. They got him.
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Yep. There he is. They got him.
Lmao at this being presented as some super online person showing up and seeking him out to punch
"After the Pretti shooting, one of those guys straight-up suckerpunched me for “filming faces”… as I filmed him and fully-masked friends lighting fires directly in front of the dozens of gathered press crews. Nonsensical; just dudes wanting someone to give them a reason. Not that different from ICE"
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Lmao at this being presented as some super online person showing up and seeking him out to punch
ICE agents not being white is a fascinating detail to anyone wholly ignorant on the history of white supremacy
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ICE agents not being white is a fascinating detail to anyone wholly ignorant on the history of white supremacy
"Pragmatism" is when you enact the musings of billionaire pedophiles into law
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
"Pragmatism" is when you enact the musings of billionaire pedophiles into law
Both parties are beholden to these assholes and broadly share their ideology and outlook
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Both parties are beholden to these assholes and broadly share their ideology and outlook