Burt Jarvis
@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu
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How miserable do you have to be to become an ICE agent?
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
How miserable do you have to be to become an ICE agent?
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my life is a series of unfortunate appetizers
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
my life is a series of unfortunate appetizers
Don’t have a good night. It’s not approved.
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Don’t have a good night. It’s not approved.
There should be a Bluesky creators fund where accounts with 1k+ followers count get $5 to $1500 per reposts and relikes on their post so the account owner can start paying off their horrific sports gambling debt before they plan another intervention for me, like those lead to anything.
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
There should be a Bluesky creators fund where accounts with 1k+ followers count get $5 to $1500 per reposts and relikes on their post so the account owner can start paying off their horrific sports gambling debt before they plan another intervention for me, like those lead to anything.
Hey, you wrote 2025 in the date column. Correction, the year is 2026 now.
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Hey, you wrote 2025 in the date column. Correction, the year is 2026 now.
I bought extra oil because I thought I was out. Turns out I already had two containers stowed away in the garage.
Putting this on record: I am not a dictator, nor have I committed any crimes. Let me sleep.
Putting this on record: I am not a dictator, nor have I committed any crimes. Let me sleep.
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I bought extra oil because I thought I was out. Turns out I already had two containers stowed away in the garage.
Putting this on record: I am not a dictator, nor have I committed any crimes. Let me sleep.
Putting this on record: I am not a dictator, nor have I committed any crimes. Let me sleep.
A.I. not always bad.
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
A.I. not always bad.
Oil companies better be grateful that I’m about to propel their business by having my elected officials start a war with my tax dollars.
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Oil companies better be grateful that I’m about to propel their business by having my elected officials start a war with my tax dollars.
MAGA voted for this? Lol
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
MAGA voted for this? Lol
FREEDOM FOR ALL! especially if you are a barrel of oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
FREEDOM FOR ALL! especially if you are a barrel of oil.
No joke, that is the only comment on that Twitter post because replies are locked LMFAO
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
No joke, that is the only comment on that Twitter post because replies are locked LMFAO
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babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
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That's enough 2026 thanks
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That's enough 2026 thanks
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In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
August 5, 2023 at 1:11 PM
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
The day it happens is going to be the funniest day on the internet, and it will knock that other day, when that other thing happened, down to second place.
January 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The day it happens is going to be the funniest day on the internet, and it will knock that other day, when that other thing happened, down to second place.
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🔊 4'33" (Kidz Bop version)
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
🔊 4'33" (Kidz Bop version)
grok disrespectful to supreme leader smh
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
grok disrespectful to supreme leader smh
Why were there so many fireworks yesterday night? Did someone’s spouse died?
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why were there so many fireworks yesterday night? Did someone’s spouse died?
Happy new year to all!
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Happy new year to all!
Can someone please spoil the Stranger Things finale for me? Did Frodo come back?
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Can someone please spoil the Stranger Things finale for me? Did Frodo come back?