Burt Jarvis
@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu
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Burt Jarvis
@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
· Nov 19
[moving her panties to the side]
HEY MAA, I’M IN YOUR ROOM, MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER, OKAY?
HEY MAA, I’M IN YOUR ROOM, MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER, OKAY?
Libbying out is kinda fun because I keep thinking and laughing to myself that everyone in New Jersey JACKed off!
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Libbying out is kinda fun because I keep thinking and laughing to myself that everyone in New Jersey JACKed off!
Cuomo would’ve won if Mike Pence had the courage!
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cuomo would’ve won if Mike Pence had the courage!
Woke is back, baby!
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Woke is back, baby!
Dominion voting system news just shattered my reality into pieces 😂 it’s so over for United States, man.
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dominion voting system news just shattered my reality into pieces 😂 it’s so over for United States, man.
@praisecheese.bsky.social COME BACK ONLINE THIS INSTANCE!
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@praisecheese.bsky.social COME BACK ONLINE THIS INSTANCE!
ChatGPT and I both need a cigarette after today’s work.
August 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ChatGPT and I both need a cigarette after today’s work.
I was emptying the case on this sucker and he commented on how i should look into wet wipes after going potty because my underwear is showing streaks. hurtful. never emptying suitcase on anyone.
July 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I was emptying the case on this sucker and he commented on how i should look into wet wipes after going potty because my underwear is showing streaks. hurtful. never emptying suitcase on anyone.
Gone not soon enough 💔
July 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gone not soon enough 💔
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Hulk Hogan's last unsent tweet is wild
July 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hulk Hogan's last unsent tweet is wild
Take your vitamins, brother! Say your prayers, brother! Oh oh ah ah it’s hot as hell down here, brother!
July 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Take your vitamins, brother! Say your prayers, brother! Oh oh ah ah it’s hot as hell down here, brother!
World where old racist people are dying off. Is that the future libtards want?
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
World where old racist people are dying off. Is that the future libtards want?
I bought the special summerslam package in which i get to meet hulk hogan. i’m so excited.
July 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I bought the special summerslam package in which i get to meet hulk hogan. i’m so excited.
Ok Internet, going to bed now.
July 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ok Internet, going to bed now.
I have deleted all my mega viral posts on this app. It was giving me a big head. Only keeping posts with no engagement from here onwards.
July 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I have deleted all my mega viral posts on this app. It was giving me a big head. Only keeping posts with no engagement from here onwards.
Covid year Trump had some bangers.
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Covid year Trump had some bangers.
I never realized how poor British dental hygiene is until I watched this documentary. It was eye-opening. Check out “28 Years Later” if you’re interested.
June 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I never realized how poor British dental hygiene is until I watched this documentary. It was eye-opening. Check out “28 Years Later” if you’re interested.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR DEEZ!
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
NOW IS THE TIME FOR DEEZ!
Reposted by Burt Jarvis
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Biggest crime was the situation room photos.
June 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Biggest crime was the situation room photos.
Pakistan’s government nominated Trump for nobel peace prize. I don’t know what to say.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Pakistan’s government nominated Trump for nobel peace prize. I don’t know what to say.
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I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
June 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I am one of the millions of straight white American men who are being forced to walk on egg shells at work. In my case it’s because I work on the peeling line at the hard boiled egg factory, which was the only place I could find a job as a serial sexual harasser
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time