Burt Jarvis
@iamburtjarvis.bsky.social
Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu
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Gone not soon enough 💔
July 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gone not soon enough 💔
Covid year Trump had some bangers.
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Covid year Trump had some bangers.
Nahtzee website is about to remove DM rooms!
April 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nahtzee website is about to remove DM rooms!
I miss when White House…y’know what never f-cking mind 👍
April 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I miss when White House…y’know what never f-cking mind 👍
“frequent victories in golf events”
April 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“frequent victories in golf events”
Reverse crisis in what??
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reverse crisis in what??
CAN HE STOP BEING HILARIOUS? LMFAOOOOOOOIOOO
April 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
CAN HE STOP BEING HILARIOUS? LMFAOOOOOOOIOOO
Suck my duck, Elon!
April 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Suck my duck, Elon!
It’s gonna happen soon…
March 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s gonna happen soon…
Goodbye, Elmo. You…”red”…communist piece of sh*t!
March 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Goodbye, Elmo. You…”red”…communist piece of sh*t!
This is good and legal 👍
March 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is good and legal 👍
Capitalism breeds innovation!
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Capitalism breeds innovation!
Tacobell couldn’t possibly be prepared for the barrage of orders i’m about to send their way. I’m not paying the installments either. Send my food order to collections, it will be hilarious!
March 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tacobell couldn’t possibly be prepared for the barrage of orders i’m about to send their way. I’m not paying the installments either. Send my food order to collections, it will be hilarious!
me when they tell me I have to be “green” on Teams all the time during the work shift:
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
me when they tell me I have to be “green” on Teams all the time during the work shift:
Saw this Pop news and immediately thought of Zoosha tweet lmfao. I cannot stop laughing. Only difference is I’m 34! 😂
March 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Saw this Pop news and immediately thought of Zoosha tweet lmfao. I cannot stop laughing. Only difference is I’m 34! 😂
Idea: Clean coal powered Tesla! DEI Free 🙅🏾♂️ Manufactured in the USA 😍 🇺🇸
March 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Idea: Clean coal powered Tesla! DEI Free 🙅🏾♂️ Manufactured in the USA 😍 🇺🇸
This is crazy! He got our childhood fantasy fulfilled.
March 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is crazy! He got our childhood fantasy fulfilled.
DEI is their new N-word 😂 All we can do is laugh.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
DEI is their new N-word 😂 All we can do is laugh.