@gtemplin.bsky.social
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
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Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
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sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
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Is it a good or bad thing if your wedding goes off without a hitch?
October 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Is it a good or bad thing if your wedding goes off without a hitch?
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Fluke, marlin, krill.
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Fluke, marlin, krill.
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I don't think Santa likes being called that.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don't think Santa likes being called that.
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Couldn't help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Couldn't help myself.
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every time a door closes, the door is closed now
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
every time a door closes, the door is closed now
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Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?
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ME: home is where the heart is
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ME: home is where the heart is
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
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"They're like sponges at this age," I reassure my wife as I spray down the kitchen table and wipe up the mess with our newborn baby.
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
"They're like sponges at this age," I reassure my wife as I spray down the kitchen table and wipe up the mess with our newborn baby.
Can talk now or anytime today. Just doing some household chores.
fuck grok
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Can talk now or anytime today. Just doing some household chores.
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I never said I had a toad the size of a pickup truck, just that one would make a perfect getaway vehicle
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I never said I had a toad the size of a pickup truck, just that one would make a perfect getaway vehicle
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[2 months after wedding]
Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
[2 months after wedding]
Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
Me: When I said I do, that was off the record
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Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. Failure is not an option. Anymore. Why did so many of you choose it
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. Failure is not an option. Anymore. Why did so many of you choose it
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Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks
July 3, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks
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The Grim Reaper swings his mighty scythe at me, but I dodge expertly so that his blade slices through my grilled cheese sandwich cleanly on the diagonal.
May 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Grim Reaper swings his mighty scythe at me, but I dodge expertly so that his blade slices through my grilled cheese sandwich cleanly on the diagonal.
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No one I've asked knows what idk stands for
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No one I've asked knows what idk stands for
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Convince your neighbors you own a pet owl by yelling "has anyone seen my pet owl" through their letterbox at 4am
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Convince your neighbors you own a pet owl by yelling "has anyone seen my pet owl" through their letterbox at 4am
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It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
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Jazz up your posts by using words.
October 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Jazz up your posts by using words.
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You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
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Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.