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gruz.bsky.social
Simpy the Movie Chad
@gruz.bsky.social
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qiom.bsky.social
The INTJ meme of the guy with his finger up to his glasses but I replaced the head with Samus' head. There's formulas floating around her head and text in the bottom that reads: Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours...well, I find them to be amusing. What's that? A free sample of your planets new flora rich rainforest? Not necessary. I've already calculated it's enemies in my head. Mmm...perhaps a little more space pirates next time...
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
gruz.bsky.social
Me telling my son we can't watch Ms Rachel tonight cause we already watched her this morning
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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pattymo.com
Remembering that there are pies
Tim Curry’s luminous Grinch-like smile in HOME ALONE 2
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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timunken.bsky.social
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
quick,
everyone get more anti AI now!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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nicetopatrick.bsky.social
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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oculusimperia.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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timprice.bsky.social
Studies have shown that only 1 out of 5 Americans can correctly answer the question “Are you allowed to kill people with your car”
catacalypto.bsky.social Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · Nov 1
I — yes? what do you think is supposed to happen in the situation you describe?
so if i’m walking in the crosswalk when i’m not supposed to and a car is coming i can just throw my hands up and the car will stop? those are the rules of society? we should all just follow the dead ball rule with every aspect of life then!
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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mugrimm.bsky.social
Stop what you're doing and watch this little guy lol
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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bogbird.bsky.social
image of a lion’s face text: The lion doesn't concern himself with employment
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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scratchbomb.bsky.social
me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
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briancgrubb.bsky.social
i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
henry with some fish another fish for henry what a peach king
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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theonion.com
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
It Only Tuesday
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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carmparens.bsky.social
This is sick. The sincerity is so good, and the video reminds me of mid -2000s YouTube

youtu.be/AnbEBT1xUgg?...
I miss you Blink 182 cover ,
YouTube video by Frank Watkinson
youtu.be
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Cool Dog
A drawing of an incredibly droopy looking st bernard or something wearing sunglasses and a floral print shirt, standing in a grassy area with shrubs around it, staring at the reader, with text accompanying it saying "the cool dog won't leave me alone. It stands there, in my front yard, with its sunglasses and its tropical shirt, watching me, judging me. Giving me this smug, knowing look that says 'you'll never be me. not even close,' and I feel small and shameful."
June 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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pattymo.com
I’m the guy at every major tennis tournament who yells something unintelligible before a serve when everyone else is already quieting down. And I vote
June 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
gruz.bsky.social
@kolson5581.bsky.social holy shit
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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adamchalmers.com
every job is roguelike. you slowly build skills, navigating complex situations. when you get fired, you start in a new randomly-generated office, with coworkers that meet familiar archetypes. you lose items between runs but you learn and improve. also there's a magic amulet at the end.
May 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
May 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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ruleo.bsky.social
THE BYRNE ULTIMATUM
April 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM