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alice
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up north somewhere. 31yo
Do you think something's still attention seeking if it's how you really feel? Just thinking about how people's attitudes to gender identity are weirdly similar to how people used to joke about emo kids self-harming in 2007 because they were "just doing it for attention"
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
maps.app.goo.gl/3yH5xdnCUraz... why does everyone who's ever been up the M40 come here to write a humourously exaggerated review (it's because it seems to universally be the highlight of going along the M40)
maps.app.goo.gl
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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20-odd years ago my parents ordered a new gas fire and because they didn’t have any normal ones in stock they got a remote control one for free. the next time my dad fast-forwarded the DVD player the fire came on
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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now whenever someone rings the doorbell it acoustically zaps her like an electric shock. we now know when someone's at the door when my mother leaps up suddenly
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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her hearing aid has bluetooth and our doorbell is bluetooth so a fight occurred and the hearing aid won
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mum's always vented everything wrong with her day to us over dinner with zero prompting. at best it's depressing, at worst she gets in arguments with us, either because my parents dont do validation or bc me/my dad won't stand her shit-talking XYZ other woman shes decided is evil today
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Once again I am asking why the comments sections on Microsoft news are a complete cesspool of reactionary boomer nonsense. Is it because it's the only thing their caravan park retirement home dwelling, lead poisoned little brains can navigate? Apparently if you wear a white poppy you're a traitor 🥴
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Your one other ADHD having friend who knows you have autism too but still doesn't understand it: *texts at 12* I'll be there at 3.30 is that okay? *texts at 2* sorry got lost and there was traffic is 4 okay? *texts at 4* just setting off now sweet!!! *texts at 4.30* actually just setting off n-
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"they've flown on my boyfriend" - my mum, seething with jealousy, not because her friend and friends husband went on a long haul, but because they flew on the specific airbus she's obsessed with
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trying to have a nap alongside my cat because it's a Friday evening and it's been a long week but I live in Reform voter territory and every man in a three mile radius with perfectly normally sized and shaped penis is letting off their mega stash of Anus Shitter XL 6000s to fight the wokies
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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me: Adonis leave papa alone. he doesn't need to be up yet
Adonis:
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Riot Women AKA "why are all the men in this series absolute flaming twats"
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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GIVE A FEW BUCK'S TO YOU'RE LOCAL FOOD BANK MOTHER FUCKER - LOOK IT UP HERE IF U DONT KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - TELL EM ADMIN SENT YA - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A study in contrasts
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Melvin melvin brother of the joker melvin melvin
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Everyone in the comments asking how the bottles didn't smash - once I tripped and fell while holding a bag containing mine and my mum's new phones that we'd literally just walked out of the shop with and my brain went into matrix bullet time as I fell. I turned as I fell like a cat
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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wow you'd think this would have been bigger news huh weird that i keep getting told by the grownups that Labour under Starmer gets the roughest possible ride by our media
🚨Keir Starmer named in UN report on complicity with Israel's Gaza genocide

UK planes are also alleged to have spied on Gaza for reasons 'beyond' official claims of looking for hostages

👉https://www.thenational.scot/news/25570970.gaza-spy-flights-went-beyond-hostage-rescue-despite-uks-claims/
October 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
bought a perfume because it was on sale near the checkout at Rituals a few years ago, and it's one of my favourites. Really grown on me, worn it on holidays when going out for meals, etc.
Turns out it's a men's cologne and it's a limited edition. One of the same minis I have is on eBay for £50
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
It's not 10am but it is my birthday
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Genuinely why is the BBC running push alerts every single time an asylum seeker does anything bad?

They do not do this every time a white man assaults someone or murders someone. It is an endless scaremongering tactic completely unbefitting a national broadcaster.
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sorry to homestuckpost in 2025 but I am asking once again if anyone else who grew up with Corrie and then got into homestuck sees Tracy Barlow when they look at Vriska and can never unsee it
youtu.be/EFOZiuPsr_Y?...
Coronation Street - Tracy Barlow's Best Moments
YouTube video by Coronation Street
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM