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alice
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up north somewhere. 31yo
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A study in contrasts
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Melvin melvin brother of the joker melvin melvin
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
bought a perfume because it was on sale near the checkout at Rituals a few years ago, and it's one of my favourites. Really grown on me, worn it on holidays when going out for meals, etc.
Turns out it's a men's cologne and it's a limited edition. One of the same minis I have is on eBay for £50
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
When (if ever) I buy a home I'm getting a glass shelving unit and just collecting these and rotating the display every few months
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We're watching a nature documentary
October 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
???
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"how far have you dug into meetup to find something to do tomorrow"
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anyone else get mother Gothel vibes from this or is it just me
September 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Somebody got to sleep on my bed during work hours today because no-one else is in and it's been on and off raining and thundering (he got caught in it and really doesn't like thunder, fireworks, etc.) I went to see if he was okay and he was huddled in the spot where my mum usually sits, wide eyed
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Apparently he was harassing the trans girl and her friends at the Linehan trial cos of course he was the prick. Ofc he pivoted to harassing them about how manly they looked and then called for the police when he got given any shit. Of course. What a scumbag
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
September 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is this Alex bloody bramham again??? Trying to hijack the pro Palestine rally at Piccadilly gardens all by his ickle self with a sandwich board and one of the organisers having a word with him about what he's obviously trying to do while the police scramble about
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hi Claire! Idk if you know anything about this yet, but I sent Emile and Tim a package in April with keychains for you three + Reese. You came out right after I posted it so I've made another charm for yours. Do you have somewhere I can send it, or should I send it to Emile and Tim again? Thanks 😊
August 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Omg I love him, he looks like Fat Tiger 🥺
August 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Andrew is not on hrt, they've always looked like that because they take slightly more after their mum looks-wise (she's in the reflection of the window in the first picture) and their frame lends itself more to making them look androgynous. The lips are genetic (both sides), Byron's even said so
August 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yes (although it was a mother and daughter, not sisters, whoops). Weirdly dystopian to see it still stick around because it was made for esoteric capitalist bullshit that would let management "sort workers better".
August 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They didn't, they used kunai (a sort of dagger originally used as a form of trowel bc ninjas originated from the peasantry) and occasionally, famously, shuriken (aka "throwing stars")
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They put these things in dietary supplements all the time and will put the warnings on them that they contain literal laxatives in tiny text, because you can empty your guts all day but god forbid you have the tiniest bit of actual sugar.
August 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oh dear
July 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Once again
July 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
July 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Stupid honkai star rail doodle I'm too mildly ashamed of to post on the subreddit
July 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Freddie does not quite understand the cooling mat
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM