Matt
@itsmattagain.bsky.social
Twitter emigrant and irritant
What the fuck is happening over there
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
What the fuck is happening over there
We're stuck at Crewe for an hour because this country can't run trains and honestly I may die
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
We're stuck at Crewe for an hour because this country can't run trains and honestly I may die
Went back to the restaurant I worked at back when I was 14, and spent 5 times what I was paid each week.
Great.
Great.
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Went back to the restaurant I worked at back when I was 14, and spent 5 times what I was paid each week.
Great.
Great.
The day after valentines...
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The day after valentines...
I've just found out about Lily Allen's foot fetish onlyfans called the FTSE500 and I'm dead.
Is there anything this mother hasn't done, I'm obsessed.
Is there anything this mother hasn't done, I'm obsessed.
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I've just found out about Lily Allen's foot fetish onlyfans called the FTSE500 and I'm dead.
Is there anything this mother hasn't done, I'm obsessed.
Is there anything this mother hasn't done, I'm obsessed.
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First they steal your history. Then they erase it.
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
First they steal your history. Then they erase it.
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A warning to everyone!! Vote reform and you get 2 facists for one! Britain first canvassing in Manchester for reform! 😡😡😡
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
A warning to everyone!! Vote reform and you get 2 facists for one! Britain first canvassing in Manchester for reform! 😡😡😡
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London has the lowest rates of MMR immunisation in the country. Map via @houseofcommons.parliament.uk library.
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
London has the lowest rates of MMR immunisation in the country. Map via @houseofcommons.parliament.uk library.
Pillion was funnier than I expected, and nowhere near as sexy as I wanted
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Pillion was funnier than I expected, and nowhere near as sexy as I wanted
Matt Goodwin needs to get the fuck out of our city.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Matt Goodwin needs to get the fuck out of our city.
Jesus I'm watching the MEN hustings and Labours candidate is just performing terribly. I feel sorry for her.
From the left the Lib Dems and Greens left her in the dust. The hope at this election is with the Green Party's Hannah Spencer. Not Matt Goodwins racist posh shite.
From the left the Lib Dems and Greens left her in the dust. The hope at this election is with the Green Party's Hannah Spencer. Not Matt Goodwins racist posh shite.
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Jesus I'm watching the MEN hustings and Labours candidate is just performing terribly. I feel sorry for her.
From the left the Lib Dems and Greens left her in the dust. The hope at this election is with the Green Party's Hannah Spencer. Not Matt Goodwins racist posh shite.
From the left the Lib Dems and Greens left her in the dust. The hope at this election is with the Green Party's Hannah Spencer. Not Matt Goodwins racist posh shite.
Google, but more than that the MHRA, needs to clamp down on online advertising.
This AI spoken smart watch advert promised things that I know, based on my work in the NHS, are illegal to promise.
False promises by scam companies erode trust in genuine medical institutions. This is grim.
This AI spoken smart watch advert promised things that I know, based on my work in the NHS, are illegal to promise.
False promises by scam companies erode trust in genuine medical institutions. This is grim.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Google, but more than that the MHRA, needs to clamp down on online advertising.
This AI spoken smart watch advert promised things that I know, based on my work in the NHS, are illegal to promise.
False promises by scam companies erode trust in genuine medical institutions. This is grim.
This AI spoken smart watch advert promised things that I know, based on my work in the NHS, are illegal to promise.
False promises by scam companies erode trust in genuine medical institutions. This is grim.
That an elected representative feels the need to say this is MAD.
A republican nonetheless.
Either mental illness is pervasive in the GoP beyond the whitehouse, or far right groups are genuinely threatening elected representatives unless they conform and comply.
Democracy in name only.
A republican nonetheless.
Either mental illness is pervasive in the GoP beyond the whitehouse, or far right groups are genuinely threatening elected representatives unless they conform and comply.
Democracy in name only.
This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That an elected representative feels the need to say this is MAD.
A republican nonetheless.
Either mental illness is pervasive in the GoP beyond the whitehouse, or far right groups are genuinely threatening elected representatives unless they conform and comply.
Democracy in name only.
A republican nonetheless.
Either mental illness is pervasive in the GoP beyond the whitehouse, or far right groups are genuinely threatening elected representatives unless they conform and comply.
Democracy in name only.
I think my historic smash might be Cab Calloway?
Creator of Betty Boop. Fantastic musician. Underappreciated cultural icon. Served.
One of the girls for sure
Creator of Betty Boop. Fantastic musician. Underappreciated cultural icon. Served.
One of the girls for sure
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think my historic smash might be Cab Calloway?
Creator of Betty Boop. Fantastic musician. Underappreciated cultural icon. Served.
One of the girls for sure
Creator of Betty Boop. Fantastic musician. Underappreciated cultural icon. Served.
One of the girls for sure
Orion's, slutty little, belt
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Orion's, slutty little, belt
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247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes.
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes.
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
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Nationalism is wild because why did I not get to see the gold medal winning performance in the men's figure skating because I was watching commentators talk about how someone already won the gold in men's skeleton?? Like great for him, but let me see the twinks do their thing.
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Nationalism is wild because why did I not get to see the gold medal winning performance in the men's figure skating because I was watching commentators talk about how someone already won the gold in men's skeleton?? Like great for him, but let me see the twinks do their thing.
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Oh Danny boy, the pints the pints are calling
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh Danny boy, the pints the pints are calling
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brianna ghey wouldn't be allowed to express herself at all under @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social's section 28.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
brianna ghey wouldn't be allowed to express herself at all under @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social's section 28.
Unfortunately it's definitely Joe Hart, not even close.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Unfortunately it's definitely Joe Hart, not even close.
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Posted without comment.
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Posted without comment.
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social When you say that homophobes are closeted gay people, you are blaming gay people for homophobia. The vast majority of homophobes are straight people.
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social When you say that homophobes are closeted gay people, you are blaming gay people for homophobia. The vast majority of homophobes are straight people.
This is cutlery for neuro typical people with too much money.
It's also ugly as fuck.
It's also ugly as fuck.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This is cutlery for neuro typical people with too much money.
It's also ugly as fuck.
It's also ugly as fuck.
"abortion shouldn't be used as birth control" okay but that's what it does? It controls birth. How else do you imagine it being used? Habitually? Seasonally? As a treat?
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 AM
"abortion shouldn't be used as birth control" okay but that's what it does? It controls birth. How else do you imagine it being used? Habitually? Seasonally? As a treat?