David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
Pinned
Vommed at the finish line for the first time ever.
Whatayagunnadoooo?
Whatayagunnadoooo?
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Vommed at the finish line for the first time ever.
Whatayagunnadoooo?
Whatayagunnadoooo?
On Saturdays we go Parkrun
January 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
On Saturdays we go Parkrun
These are spenny but absolutely unbelievable x
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
These are spenny but absolutely unbelievable x
Dry January, it’s been real x
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Dry January, it’s been real x
2016 me.
Not many photos of me in this era as I was in the death throes of a relationship, which is why you see me practicing witchcraft and punching a goat.
Not many photos of me in this era as I was in the death throes of a relationship, which is why you see me practicing witchcraft and punching a goat.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
2016 me.
Not many photos of me in this era as I was in the death throes of a relationship, which is why you see me practicing witchcraft and punching a goat.
Not many photos of me in this era as I was in the death throes of a relationship, which is why you see me practicing witchcraft and punching a goat.
Views from the hand dryer
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Views from the hand dryer
Out of curiosity, does anyone still watch Queer Eye?
I think I lost interest in Season 5 where every season felt like a rinse and repeat of what came before
I think I lost interest in Season 5 where every season felt like a rinse and repeat of what came before
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Out of curiosity, does anyone still watch Queer Eye?
I think I lost interest in Season 5 where every season felt like a rinse and repeat of what came before
I think I lost interest in Season 5 where every season felt like a rinse and repeat of what came before
Better yet, I started my loan at £37,500 and it’s now over £43,600, despite paying.
Amazing! I’ve paid over £10,000 over the last decade and have added £6k more debt 😍😍
Amazing! I’ve paid over £10,000 over the last decade and have added £6k more debt 😍😍
Just checked my student loan balance.
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Better yet, I started my loan at £37,500 and it’s now over £43,600, despite paying.
Amazing! I’ve paid over £10,000 over the last decade and have added £6k more debt 😍😍
Amazing! I’ve paid over £10,000 over the last decade and have added £6k more debt 😍😍
Just checked my student loan balance.
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Just checked my student loan balance.
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
I pay off c.£165 a month.
My monthly interest is c.£260 - £280 a month.
Each year my debt grows by at least £1150, before it gets written off when I’m 51 (19 years to go bébé!!)
Does anyone actually know what the logic is in this?
Just spent £195 on Car Tax
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and a gold chain around his neck .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a white shirt and a gold chain around his neck .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just spent £195 on Car Tax
Top tier trolling
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Top tier trolling
Have come in to a day where I’ve been invited to so many meetings I’ve got about 4 seconds for lunch 🌝
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Have come in to a day where I’ve been invited to so many meetings I’ve got about 4 seconds for lunch 🌝
The quote that goes through my head every 3 seconds
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The quote that goes through my head every 3 seconds
Gave out my email address to a colleague today - was the one from my old job.
Not bad after 6 months
Not bad after 6 months
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Gave out my email address to a colleague today - was the one from my old job.
Not bad after 6 months
Not bad after 6 months
Who I’d bottom for:
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
Who I’d bang like a ketchup bottle
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
-Kips tree trunk legs
-Scott
I’m sure they would fight over me and there would be such… heated rivalry
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
Who I’d bang like a ketchup bottle
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
-Kips tree trunk legs
-Scott
I’m sure they would fight over me and there would be such… heated rivalry
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Who I’d bottom for:
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
Who I’d bang like a ketchup bottle
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
-Kips tree trunk legs
-Scott
I’m sure they would fight over me and there would be such… heated rivalry
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
Who I’d bang like a ketchup bottle
-Ilya
-Shane
-Scott
-Scott again
-Scott AGAIN
-Kip
-Kips tree trunk legs
-Scott
I’m sure they would fight over me and there would be such… heated rivalry
Husband and I binged all of Heated Rivalry today.
Good for those hairless boys representing the ‘cum quick from blowies’ community.
I like to think I look exactly like that with a willy inside me and I shalln’t be told otherwise x
Good for those hairless boys representing the ‘cum quick from blowies’ community.
I like to think I look exactly like that with a willy inside me and I shalln’t be told otherwise x
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Husband and I binged all of Heated Rivalry today.
Good for those hairless boys representing the ‘cum quick from blowies’ community.
I like to think I look exactly like that with a willy inside me and I shalln’t be told otherwise x
Good for those hairless boys representing the ‘cum quick from blowies’ community.
I like to think I look exactly like that with a willy inside me and I shalln’t be told otherwise x
I’ve got a really nice cock but I never post photos of it online because I don’t want to hope that’s okay xx
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I’ve got a really nice cock but I never post photos of it online because I don’t want to hope that’s okay xx
One of the many many gays who wishes they had Stephen’s style (and body to carry it off)
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
One of the many many gays who wishes they had Stephen’s style (and body to carry it off)
Who actually watches The Apprentice anymore?
(Triggered by the pre Traitors advert)
(Triggered by the pre Traitors advert)
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Who actually watches The Apprentice anymore?
(Triggered by the pre Traitors advert)
(Triggered by the pre Traitors advert)
This week has been so intense but it is OVER
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This week has been so intense but it is OVER
The Traitors was bedlam.
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Traitors was bedlam.
The Twilight hate watch continues
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The Twilight hate watch continues
Sat at my desk melting - been a bloody long week
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Sat at my desk melting - been a bloody long week
Didn’t like the mix up of The Traitors tonight, felt like the flow was off
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Didn’t like the mix up of The Traitors tonight, felt like the flow was off