David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
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The very idea he was defamed in a state he won by over 5 points is a piss take.
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Trump says he will sue BBC for between $1 billion and $5 billion despite apology www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump says he will sue BBC for at least $1bn over Panorama edit
The US president told reporters on Air Force One that he will take legal action against the broadcaster and will call Sir Keir Starmer over the weekend.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The very idea he was defamed in a state he won by over 5 points is a piss take.
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Now the BBC has sent an apology, can we send another letter telling him to go fuck himself?
Found a lil gif of me as a baby twink that I thought was lost to time x
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Found a lil gif of me as a baby twink that I thought was lost to time x
This is a Dulcibear stan account
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a Dulcibear stan account
I’m back.
3 mins slower than 2 months ago, but I’ll take it.
3 mins slower than 2 months ago, but I’ll take it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’m back.
3 mins slower than 2 months ago, but I’ll take it.
3 mins slower than 2 months ago, but I’ll take it.
I’m not sure this was focus grouped.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I’m not sure this was focus grouped.
Happy birthday to all my diabetic sluts x x x
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Happy birthday to all my diabetic sluts x x x
Reposted by David
Classic Ahab
Ahab answered—“Aye.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Classic Ahab
This is how you do it.
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is how you do it.
My neighbour has moved into the spare room in his house (adjacent to our bedroom) and I can hear his alarm going off at 6am every morning.
I want to ask him to take his phone off vibrate so I dont have to hear it going off.
Is this reasonable or shall I just put up with it?
I want to ask him to take his phone off vibrate so I dont have to hear it going off.
Is this reasonable or shall I just put up with it?
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My neighbour has moved into the spare room in his house (adjacent to our bedroom) and I can hear his alarm going off at 6am every morning.
I want to ask him to take his phone off vibrate so I dont have to hear it going off.
Is this reasonable or shall I just put up with it?
I want to ask him to take his phone off vibrate so I dont have to hear it going off.
Is this reasonable or shall I just put up with it?
Thanks to my best friend @buffyfanboy.bsky.social reposting my tits I have a load of new followers.
Welcome all, I’m very boring x
Welcome all, I’m very boring x
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Thanks to my best friend @buffyfanboy.bsky.social reposting my tits I have a load of new followers.
Welcome all, I’m very boring x
Welcome all, I’m very boring x
I haven’t got any photos in my new body, so this will do x
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I haven’t got any photos in my new body, so this will do x
I try not to focus on my weight, but the truth is it’ll always affect my mental health.
On the left is me in June, in my old job and unhappy with the body I was in.
On the right is me last week. I’m 15kg down, feel more ‘me’ and have zero back pain.
Sometimes it’s good to say ‘well done me’ x
On the left is me in June, in my old job and unhappy with the body I was in.
On the right is me last week. I’m 15kg down, feel more ‘me’ and have zero back pain.
Sometimes it’s good to say ‘well done me’ x
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I try not to focus on my weight, but the truth is it’ll always affect my mental health.
On the left is me in June, in my old job and unhappy with the body I was in.
On the right is me last week. I’m 15kg down, feel more ‘me’ and have zero back pain.
Sometimes it’s good to say ‘well done me’ x
On the left is me in June, in my old job and unhappy with the body I was in.
On the right is me last week. I’m 15kg down, feel more ‘me’ and have zero back pain.
Sometimes it’s good to say ‘well done me’ x
Donated blood today and was forced to eat a massive bag of mini cheddars in front of a nurse as I didn’t have dinner x
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Donated blood today and was forced to eat a massive bag of mini cheddars in front of a nurse as I didn’t have dinner x
Celebrating 8 years since our first date (which we didn’t realise was a date) and our 9th firework night 🎆🎇
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Celebrating 8 years since our first date (which we didn’t realise was a date) and our 9th firework night 🎆🎇
Touch wood (my big fat cock) but my heart related fatigue that has been the bane of my life for months hasn’t affected me for 3 days…
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Touch wood (my big fat cock) but my heart related fatigue that has been the bane of my life for months hasn’t affected me for 3 days…
Sometimes a video of the Youth Parliament pops up and I can’t help but think ‘what’s the fucking point’
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sometimes a video of the Youth Parliament pops up and I can’t help but think ‘what’s the fucking point’
I should be hung like a horse x
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I should be hung like a horse x
Had a crisp sandwich for lunch.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Had a crisp sandwich for lunch.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
Not a fan of the faithfuls consoling a Traitor, but it was high camp x
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not a fan of the faithfuls consoling a Traitor, but it was high camp x
Heart has been in my throat - WHAT A #celebritytraitors finale
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Heart has been in my throat - WHAT A #celebritytraitors finale
Bull. Shit.
She’s made a calculated decision that people are sick of the nuts and so is toning down her schtick.
She’s made a calculated decision that people are sick of the nuts and so is toning down her schtick.
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Bull. Shit.
She’s made a calculated decision that people are sick of the nuts and so is toning down her schtick.
She’s made a calculated decision that people are sick of the nuts and so is toning down her schtick.
Always found Pelosi a naff public speaker but seriously good at getting shit done, and raising money.
Also, working until you’re 85 is nuts
Also, working until you’re 85 is nuts
Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection after nearly 40 years in Congress. https://cnn.it/47rMazr
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Always found Pelosi a naff public speaker but seriously good at getting shit done, and raising money.
Also, working until you’re 85 is nuts
Also, working until you’re 85 is nuts
Just seen a recent picture of Gareth Gates and he’s hot?!
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just seen a recent picture of Gareth Gates and he’s hot?!
Please make sure you take some photos and videos of fireworks tonight babies - if anything to look back fondly on them x
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Please make sure you take some photos and videos of fireworks tonight babies - if anything to look back fondly on them x