David
@dmbee94.bsky.social
Will try to be witty, talk about book, running and musings of life. Will inevitably get distracted by the naked men that pop up x
I imagine you’ve strong calves x
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I imagine you’ve strong calves x
Want some of my bro nut?
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Want some of my bro nut?
You look like you’re having the time of your life!
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You look like you’re having the time of your life!
I just send mine straight to Scott x
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just send mine straight to Scott x
It looks like you should be holding up today’s newspaper and reading off a list of demands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It looks like you should be holding up today’s newspaper and reading off a list of demands.
A lot of people normally smile when they’re having fun x
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A lot of people normally smile when they’re having fun x
Sorry to your neighbour! I’ll see if it continues into next week as he might be getting up early for a temp job or something x
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sorry to your neighbour! I’ll see if it continues into next week as he might be getting up early for a temp job or something x
Oh they’re very lovely, but I feel a bit of a wanker saying ‘I know you have to wake up early but why do I?’
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Oh they’re very lovely, but I feel a bit of a wanker saying ‘I know you have to wake up early but why do I?’
It’s more the burps really - but good point he could mention how he hears us have sex constantly (not us us, but us, you know?)
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It’s more the burps really - but good point he could mention how he hears us have sex constantly (not us us, but us, you know?)
But I’m pretty sure that’s adjacent to their main room and then I’ll need to listen to the lady’s vibrator!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
But I’m pretty sure that’s adjacent to their main room and then I’ll need to listen to the lady’s vibrator!!
I’ve got to break people down to build them up Luke x
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I’ve got to break people down to build them up Luke x
Gosh that’s a lot of bread. What a decadent life you lead x
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gosh that’s a lot of bread. What a decadent life you lead x
Okay I take it back xx
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Okay I take it back xx