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i think about this quote about Nightmare at 20,000 Feet all the time (so often that i literally put it on the Fucked Up Guy Jam page)
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
i think about this quote about Nightmare at 20,000 Feet all the time (so often that i literally put it on the Fucked Up Guy Jam page)
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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one of those THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDADDY'S ROCK RADIO ads but for a numbers station
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
one of those THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDADDY'S ROCK RADIO ads but for a numbers station
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WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
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the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great
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i cannot get over this
devs putting 'YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS PART YET, DEADBEAT' in place of a chapter is so awesome. But Like!! presuming you *were* that deadbeat, why would you then publish that document for the playtest?? lmao it means they didn't read the document before sending it out!!
devs putting 'YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS PART YET, DEADBEAT' in place of a chapter is so awesome. But Like!! presuming you *were* that deadbeat, why would you then publish that document for the playtest?? lmao it means they didn't read the document before sending it out!!
"this work has not been paid for by John Taylor of Geekify" being all you see in your playtest packet for an entire section of character options is, i think, the truly transcendent detail here.
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
i cannot get over this
devs putting 'YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS PART YET, DEADBEAT' in place of a chapter is so awesome. But Like!! presuming you *were* that deadbeat, why would you then publish that document for the playtest?? lmao it means they didn't read the document before sending it out!!
devs putting 'YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THIS PART YET, DEADBEAT' in place of a chapter is so awesome. But Like!! presuming you *were* that deadbeat, why would you then publish that document for the playtest?? lmao it means they didn't read the document before sending it out!!
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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*Ip Man punches me 100 times* heh, I’ve got him on the ropes now. *Ip Man punches me 100 more times* fuck
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
*Ip Man punches me 100 times* heh, I’ve got him on the ropes now. *Ip Man punches me 100 more times* fuck
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love that air travel has now settled on "we will charge you exorbitant amounts if you plan to check your bag, but later we will get on our knees and beg you to check those same bags for free"
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
love that air travel has now settled on "we will charge you exorbitant amounts if you plan to check your bag, but later we will get on our knees and beg you to check those same bags for free"
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
![To: 'eevacation mail.com 'eevacation@gmail.coml
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
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I think centristy types have more issue with the word "abolish" than they do with the concept of abolishing ICE. I don't think the centrist liberal wishes to abolish
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think centristy types have more issue with the word "abolish" than they do with the concept of abolishing ICE. I don't think the centrist liberal wishes to abolish
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Keep honking, I'm reloading my double-barreled brass lizard hand-blunderbuss
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Keep honking, I'm reloading my double-barreled brass lizard hand-blunderbuss
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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the utdr origin story is so funny to me i think about it all the time. who the fuck has a prophetic vision about a video game they will make one day, tries to make said video game, sucks shit, decides to make a less intense game to get practice, then makes fucking undertale
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 AM
the utdr origin story is so funny to me i think about it all the time. who the fuck has a prophetic vision about a video game they will make one day, tries to make said video game, sucks shit, decides to make a less intense game to get practice, then makes fucking undertale
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People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal
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i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai.
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai.
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen