@fittytucker.bsky.social
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idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
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(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
December 17, 2023 at 3:51 AM
(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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trump take chesapeake bay
Trump cuts to Eastern Shore oyster hatchery could endanger Chesapeake Bay progress
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently slashed support for an Eastern Shore lab that has helped to seed an oyster resurgence in the bay.
www.thebanner.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
trump take chesapeake bay
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
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Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
November 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
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Philip Rivers in the huddle
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Philip Rivers in the huddle
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Feels like the US has spent the last 5+ years on the verge of some kind of secular moral revival that keeps getting channeled into weirdo lifestyle puritanism
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billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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*Extremely* fun evening on Arc Raiders last night, blasting @skatunenetwork.bsky.social's cover of All I Want For Christmas through prox chat and watching folks go crazy for it.
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey (SKA PUNK COVER)
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
*Extremely* fun evening on Arc Raiders last night, blasting @skatunenetwork.bsky.social's cover of All I Want For Christmas through prox chat and watching folks go crazy for it.
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
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quite a bit to ponder here, really, when someone proposes to "trim the fat"
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
quite a bit to ponder here, really, when someone proposes to "trim the fat"