Functionally Feral
@feralferrell.bsky.social
I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]
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A two-headed monster who is defeated by getting it to ask itself what it wants for dinner every night.
July 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A two-headed monster who is defeated by getting it to ask itself what it wants for dinner every night.
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My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
September 4, 2023 at 2:26 PM
My favouritest numbers, ranked:
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall
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Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
June 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Listen to “Piano Man” enough and you really start to get disturbed about a dude making love to his tonic and gin right there in the bar.
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You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You know what’s more American than installing 88 foot flag poles at the White House? Following the Constitution.
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If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
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That front facing camera got hands after age 45
June 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
That front facing camera got hands after age 45
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I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
June 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I fought the moonlight and the moonlight won.
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eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
eat ur friend's toast but ur enemy's toaster
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gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
gentle reminder that i am a robot that displays human like characteristics please don’t forget and also can someone help me out with a captcha real quick
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Is it jerk off or jack off ?
Need to get this love letter just right
Need to get this love letter just right
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Is it jerk off or jack off ?
Need to get this love letter just right
Need to get this love letter just right
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Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me: You're the kind of friend I could not see or talk to for years...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
Them: and then pick up right where we left off?
Me: Erm... Yeah sure...
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
someday I’ll tell my friends grandkids about the great twitter to bluesky migration of 2024, and they’ll all band together to put me in a home or on an iceberg out to sea or something
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It's so cool when you realize that two people aren't just banging but that they are actually in love, whether it's on a show or in a movie or friends or yourself
June 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
It's so cool when you realize that two people aren't just banging but that they are actually in love, whether it's on a show or in a movie or friends or yourself
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i’m sorry my words accurately reflected my feelings
June 8, 2024 at 1:21 PM
i’m sorry my words accurately reflected my feelings
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Forget it, Jake. It's poundtown.
June 7, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Forget it, Jake. It's poundtown.
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I think the ghosts of ninjas haunt my place. I never hear anything creepy.
June 8, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I think the ghosts of ninjas haunt my place. I never hear anything creepy.
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I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
December 14, 2023 at 12:33 PM
I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
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Steinbeck: Furious Pears?
Publisher: Meh
Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos?
Publisher: Too Stan Lee
Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes?
Publisher: Are those even fruit?
Steinbeck: Technically
Publisher: Still no
Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath!
Publisher: …
Steinbeck: …
Publisher: *finger guns*
Publisher: Meh
Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos?
Publisher: Too Stan Lee
Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes?
Publisher: Are those even fruit?
Steinbeck: Technically
Publisher: Still no
Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath!
Publisher: …
Steinbeck: …
Publisher: *finger guns*
April 11, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Steinbeck: Furious Pears?
Publisher: Meh
Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos?
Publisher: Too Stan Lee
Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes?
Publisher: Are those even fruit?
Steinbeck: Technically
Publisher: Still no
Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath!
Publisher: …
Steinbeck: …
Publisher: *finger guns*
Publisher: Meh
Steinbeck: Miffed Mangos?
Publisher: Too Stan Lee
Steinbeck: Irate Tomatoes?
Publisher: Are those even fruit?
Steinbeck: Technically
Publisher: Still no
Steinbeck: The… Grapes of Wrath!
Publisher: …
Steinbeck: …
Publisher: *finger guns*
See something, say something? Bro. I’m just talking, see for yourself.
April 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
See something, say something? Bro. I’m just talking, see for yourself.