Smart Partier
@fartzenpooper.bsky.social
Doing a smooth mini-turbo through the dumbest world possible
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
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Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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ʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˢᵃⁿᵈʷⁱᶜʰ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
ʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˢᵃⁿᵈʷⁱᶜʰ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ
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uh oh, did your widdle cloud stop working? did your precious enterprise-wide SaaS cloud interrupt your business operations through no fault of your own?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
uh oh, did your widdle cloud stop working? did your precious enterprise-wide SaaS cloud interrupt your business operations through no fault of your own?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?
on-premise servers don't look so antiquated now do they?
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don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them
and their soft power vanishes
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them
and their soft power vanishes
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them
and their soft power vanishes
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them
and their soft power vanishes
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
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oh, you want Good Things? ah, my ignorant friend, Good Things are Bad! now, let me introduce you to the concept of Good Words
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
oh, you want Good Things? ah, my ignorant friend, Good Things are Bad! now, let me introduce you to the concept of Good Words
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when a quarter of the population wants to murder swathes of the rest of the population for rabidly evil and irrational reasons, solving this "division" via compromise is itself a lurid, genocidal fantasy.
August 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
when a quarter of the population wants to murder swathes of the rest of the population for rabidly evil and irrational reasons, solving this "division" via compromise is itself a lurid, genocidal fantasy.
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i wonder if the destruction of higher ed, the replacement of entry level work with AI, the hyperfunding of as masked police force, the aggressive deportation of our menial laborers, and the suspension of our civil liberties related to incarceration are all leading up to something
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i wonder if the destruction of higher ed, the replacement of entry level work with AI, the hyperfunding of as masked police force, the aggressive deportation of our menial laborers, and the suspension of our civil liberties related to incarceration are all leading up to something
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Little taste etc
July 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Little taste etc
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Sorry to the people who got caught fuckin at the Coldplay show but rich people deserve to be hunted for sport. The populace yearns to hunt you.
July 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sorry to the people who got caught fuckin at the Coldplay show but rich people deserve to be hunted for sport. The populace yearns to hunt you.
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is genuinely the news every day
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This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
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You'll live in extreme poverty forever if you get sick in this country and if you dare to ask why your tax money is instead going to fund a modern day Boer republic carrying out Nanking type atrocities every elected politician will tell you you might as well be in the SS.
June 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You'll live in extreme poverty forever if you get sick in this country and if you dare to ask why your tax money is instead going to fund a modern day Boer republic carrying out Nanking type atrocities every elected politician will tell you you might as well be in the SS.
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Every trucking company has one of these logos
October 3, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Every trucking company has one of these logos
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congratulations. you invented a party which can win exactly one election by, in the face of crises, offering a combination of exactly what your opponents are doing, some mumbling and handwringing about how they want it in a rude way, and policy which would be trivial for the mayor of a small town.
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
congratulations. you invented a party which can win exactly one election by, in the face of crises, offering a combination of exactly what your opponents are doing, some mumbling and handwringing about how they want it in a rude way, and policy which would be trivial for the mayor of a small town.