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Doing a smooth mini-turbo through the dumbest world possible
good thing pelosi and the DCCC spent millions to elect cuellar over jessica cisneros!
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
en masse, you say?
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the cup literally has 'Copyright 2011' on it
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
it's an idiot test, the modern equivalent of a man selling magic beans
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
not even a little bit. they won't defund ice, rebuild usaid, the cdc, social security or any of it for fear of what the made-up people in schumer's head might say. there's other crazy shit in P2025 about abolishing income tax, i cannot in a million years imagine newsom or whoever reinstating it
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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don't follow them
don't reply to them
don't repost them
don't dunk on them
don't talk about them
especially do not make threats about them or at them

and their soft power vanishes
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
There goes the #1 candidate for CEO at The Gorilla Channel
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
is Ai-generated imagery inherently corny and maudlin or is that just 99% of what people use it for? one of the biggest tells of fake images and videos is how boomer-coded and treacly it is.
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Fantastic. Can't wait to see the tried-and-true DSCC playbook deployed against anyone who is vaguely aligned with Sanders or insufficiently deferential to Netenyahu. Are you a man? You're sexist! POC? Farrakhan! Hamas! White? Racist! Young? Disrespectful! etc etc. And the best part is that it works!
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
a screenshot worth a thousand curses
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
did i say both? i just found a 3rd one 🤢
September 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
god i was just telling my wife how sadistic both of the poison swamp areas are in this game
September 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i think i had to replay him more than any other in the game at that point—only one has topped him since
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trobbio is the only one that's 100% straight. He's doing the Mystery Method to meet hot single bugs
September 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
and would vote for it again given the choice. again and again and again.
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
smart. you simply cannot force it, the bosses will vaporize you
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM