Will Patterson
@fartsgiving.com
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
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gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:
- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy
- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:
- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy
- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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So, you’re saying it’s illegal to throw a sandwich at the gestapo but it’s totally cool to beat Capitol police with American flags?
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
So, you’re saying it’s illegal to throw a sandwich at the gestapo but it’s totally cool to beat Capitol police with American flags?
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Imagine a German saying they're proud of the Nazi part of their history.
Hegseth on restoring a Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery: "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues ... we're proud of our history."
August 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Imagine a German saying they're proud of the Nazi part of their history.
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In a disgusting display of authoritarian abuse, ICE violently detains an Iranian-born American doctor, even breaking his car window, as he dropped his child off at daycare.
July 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In a disgusting display of authoritarian abuse, ICE violently detains an Iranian-born American doctor, even breaking his car window, as he dropped his child off at daycare.
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In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In Sacramento yesterday morning a US citizen is tackled by ICE agents as his horrified wife screams.
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
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Yet again America is bombing the Middle East and yet again we the American people are given a very lame excuse as to why.
June 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yet again America is bombing the Middle East and yet again we the American people are given a very lame excuse as to why.
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
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BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?!
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
BENNET: Did you know that the president's Middle East adviser was in Moscow on this thread while you were as director of the CIA participating in this thread? Were you aware of that?!
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
RATCLIFFE: I'm not aware of that
BENNET: It's am embarrassment
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Hurry up and finish the job, dementia and/or syphilis.
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hurry up and finish the job, dementia and/or syphilis.
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How much longer til America is great?
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How much longer til America is great?
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Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
March 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
You’re welcome. 🙃
Photo ~ TMZ
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Dear Republican members of Congress from NY and NJ:
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear Republican members of Congress from NY and NJ:
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
Do you support Trump and Musk's 20% cut to vital healthcare for 9/11 survivors, firefighters, police officers, first responders, and rescue workers?
Please explain. Right now.
Sincerely,
We the People
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And there it is. Republicans have proposed a $4 trillion debt limit increase.
Four trillion dollars.
Four trillion dollars.
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And there it is. Republicans have proposed a $4 trillion debt limit increase.
Four trillion dollars.
Four trillion dollars.
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Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old cancer factory. So when Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Big Balls announced major cuts to cancer research funding, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old cancer factory. So when Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Big Balls announced major cuts to cancer research funding, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.
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I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
February 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?
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Oh look, NOAA websites are mysteriously going offline now that Musk’s crew is in charge. Guess running a government is just as hard as keeping Twitter from crashing every other week. Who could’ve seen this coming?
February 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Oh look, NOAA websites are mysteriously going offline now that Musk’s crew is in charge. Guess running a government is just as hard as keeping Twitter from crashing every other week. Who could’ve seen this coming?
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thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following:
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
Not trolling you. What would you post if you were running his account?
February 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
thank you for asking! if I ran Chuck Schumer's account, I wouldn't say anything unless it contained one of the following:
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
1. details about how Chuck Schumer is helping
2. details about something the person reading the post could be doing
3. any other kind of helpful information at all
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point