Eric Hirschgiving
@ehirsch.bsky.social
Future former idiot
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Pinned
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
More like Chuck Bloomer cause he has no relevance to the world of today
More like Chuck Schooner because he’s a-boat to get voted the fuck out of leadership
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
More like Chuck Bloomer cause he has no relevance to the world of today
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When I see good stuff like this from Chris Murphy, and when I see it here on bluesky, I wonder what the fuck happened to Brian Schatz. He was so gung ho and seemed like he might be part of the future, then voted for Trump’s budget and seems to be now in the Phantom Zone or something
Donald Trump, a weak and dangerously reckless president, has put the United States on a path to a war in the Middle East that the country does not want, the law does not allow, and our security does not demand.
June 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When I see good stuff like this from Chris Murphy, and when I see it here on bluesky, I wonder what the fuck happened to Brian Schatz. He was so gung ho and seemed like he might be part of the future, then voted for Trump’s budget and seems to be now in the Phantom Zone or something
Quinn Buckner on the Pacers broadcast says that Buddy Hield “works incestuously on his jump shot“
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Quinn Buckner on the Pacers broadcast says that Buddy Hield “works incestuously on his jump shot“
Rockets are definitely going to be in the WCF next season, possibly this season too depending on how much Denver/GSW/Lakers reach their potential
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Rockets are definitely going to be in the WCF next season, possibly this season too depending on how much Denver/GSW/Lakers reach their potential
More like Chuck Schooner because he’s a-boat to get voted the fuck out of leadership
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
More like Chuck Schooner because he’s a-boat to get voted the fuck out of leadership
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Chuck Schumer retire bitch
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Chuck Schumer retire bitch
I’ll also say this: first gloryhound in the senate to loudly call for Schumer to step down will reap lots of rewards. Van Hollen? Murphy? Who wants to pick up the $20 bill that’s lying on the sidewalk?
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’ll also say this: first gloryhound in the senate to loudly call for Schumer to step down will reap lots of rewards. Van Hollen? Murphy? Who wants to pick up the $20 bill that’s lying on the sidewalk?
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
Ok I’m gonna spin it the most positive way I can - the senate dems have given us clarity on what needs to happen (primary and replace as many of them as possible, and in the meantime oust Schumer) with enough time for lots of quality insurgent candidates to throw their hats in the ring.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ok I’m gonna spin it the most positive way I can - the senate dems have given us clarity on what needs to happen (primary and replace as many of them as possible, and in the meantime oust Schumer) with enough time for lots of quality insurgent candidates to throw their hats in the ring.
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
Ok so what, you’re saying eating too many kettle corn flavored pop corners and having crumbs on my shirt, and I don’t get all the crumbs off before I go to bed so then I’m sleeping in crumbs, that’s bad now?
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ok so what, you’re saying eating too many kettle corn flavored pop corners and having crumbs on my shirt, and I don’t get all the crumbs off before I go to bed so then I’m sleeping in crumbs, that’s bad now?
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Jeremy Sochan, class today
November 3, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Jeremy Sochan, class today
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Please do not boo Buddy Hield, he is a King for life
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Please do not boo Buddy Hield, he is a King for life
Lakers….solving Wemby?
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lakers….solving Wemby?
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
The moon’s still got it
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The moon’s still got it
Trying to figure out how to make this into a Twilight Zone riff where not having the scrutiny of being mayor is the bomb going off but not having the graft from being mayor is the glasses falling off and breaking
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Trying to figure out how to make this into a Twilight Zone riff where not having the scrutiny of being mayor is the bomb going off but not having the graft from being mayor is the glasses falling off and breaking
Alternate universe where literally everything else is the same but Curtis Sliwa wears a fez
Curtis Sliwa - relieved, unburdened - walks down the street and pauses as he passes a hat store. He peers into the window at all the different hats, an eyebrow raising slighlty…
November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alternate universe where literally everything else is the same but Curtis Sliwa wears a fez
Guy who thinks Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are the same person: “dang, this guy‘s got range”
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Guy who thinks Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are the same person: “dang, this guy‘s got range”
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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we are changing the mario cuomo bridge back to the tappan zee
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we are changing the mario cuomo bridge back to the tappan zee
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*immediately after a guy completely destroys my shit, just wrecks me in the most publicly embarrassing way possible* alright man well.... I'm going to be keeping an eye on you
Seems the ADL is creating a Canary Mission-like project specifically to police the ideology of Zohran’s hires. h/t @jacobkornbluh.bsky.social @petersterne.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*immediately after a guy completely destroys my shit, just wrecks me in the most publicly embarrassing way possible* alright man well.... I'm going to be keeping an eye on you