Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
Future former idiot
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker
Musician, photographer, post production sound guy
Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles
If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong
Pinned
Eric Hirsch
@ehirsch.bsky.social
· Aug 9
Male tiger + female lion = tigon
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
Male lion + female tiger = liger
Male zebra + female donkey = zonkey
Male donkey + female zebra = Debra
Nine Inch Nails - “Closer” (Kidz Bop Version)
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Nine Inch Nails - “Closer” (Kidz Bop Version)
Strategically placing the Spinach Littles at the front of the checkout conveyor belt so that the cashier knows that any questionable purchases are For The Kids
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Strategically placing the Spinach Littles at the front of the checkout conveyor belt so that the cashier knows that any questionable purchases are For The Kids
A MAGA zine? Sounds fuckin terrible
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A MAGA zine? Sounds fuckin terrible
Remember that I don’t have to pack a school lunch when my kids have half days, my ass (I won’t remember that I don’t have to pack a school lunch when my kids have half days)
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Remember that I don’t have to pack a school lunch when my kids have half days, my ass (I won’t remember that I don’t have to pack a school lunch when my kids have half days)
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WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
This is a great choice of photo because it looks like AD can’t believe it either
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This is a great choice of photo because it looks like AD can’t believe it either
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wow! can’t wait to see how the sports section of my hometown paper covers this trade!
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
wow! can’t wait to see how the sports section of my hometown paper covers this trade!
I know basically nothing about the current political environment in Hungary (although I know more thanks to this great thread) but I’m placing down a marker now:
Orban will lose and it will foreshadow Trump’s downfall the way Brexit foreshadowed his initial election.
Orban will lose and it will foreshadow Trump’s downfall the way Brexit foreshadowed his initial election.
If Orban loses the election in Hungary on April 12th to Peter Magyar it’s going to be massive for Europe and the entire democratic world. Orban largely created the populist-right formula for autocratic takeover of a democracy which was copied by MAGA’s Project 2025. 1/12
For over a year, polls have put Hungary’s opposition party ahead of Viktor Orban’s. But a big lead in the polls is no guarantee of an election victory
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I know basically nothing about the current political environment in Hungary (although I know more thanks to this great thread) but I’m placing down a marker now:
Orban will lose and it will foreshadow Trump’s downfall the way Brexit foreshadowed his initial election.
Orban will lose and it will foreshadow Trump’s downfall the way Brexit foreshadowed his initial election.
I Chotin’d a man in Reno just to watch him die (in the screenshots)
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I Chotin’d a man in Reno just to watch him die (in the screenshots)
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Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
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Troublemaker is my middle name.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Troublemaker is my middle name.
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Guy who thinks Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are the same person: “dang, this guy‘s got range”
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Guy who thinks Jeff Koons and Dean Koontz are the same person: “dang, this guy‘s got range”
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I love The X-Files
Robert Fripp and Debbie Harry, 1978 - Photo by Chris Stein
February 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I love The X-Files
The ironic thing about ‘jailbait’ is uh doesn't really seem like anyone has ended up in jail
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The ironic thing about ‘jailbait’ is uh doesn't really seem like anyone has ended up in jail
Melania
Bugonia
Stankonia
Bugonia
Stankonia
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Melania
Bugonia
Stankonia
Bugonia
Stankonia
Yesterday I had an NBA player’s face in my head but couldn’t put a name to it, and was lost because how do you google a face you’re thinking of?? Just an incredibly frustrating sensation. But I let it go and let my subconscious work, trusted the process and now I’m happy to report:
Thabo Sefolosha
Thabo Sefolosha
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Yesterday I had an NBA player’s face in my head but couldn’t put a name to it, and was lost because how do you google a face you’re thinking of?? Just an incredibly frustrating sensation. But I let it go and let my subconscious work, trusted the process and now I’m happy to report:
Thabo Sefolosha
Thabo Sefolosha
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He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason
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Air Butt: Nothin' in the Rulebook Says An Ass Can't Play Basketball
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Air Butt: Nothin' in the Rulebook Says An Ass Can't Play Basketball
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liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
liam and his dad are home!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
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charlie brown once had hoes
or should i say, they once had him
or should i say, they once had him
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
charlie brown once had hoes
or should i say, they once had him
or should i say, they once had him
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asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
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We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
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Womp wompsganss
‼️‼️‼️‼️ Per reporters on scene, Leigh Wambsganss has shut down her party. She hasn't conceded to Taylor Rehmet yet, but apparently told supporters that “we’ll be back in November.”
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Womp wompsganss
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[strongbad voice] leigh wambsganss
👀👀👀
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
[strongbad voice] leigh wambsganss